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Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#21 - 2012-05-17 01:34:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Caellach Marellus
Edaine Numenor wrote:
Caellach Marellus wrote:
Istvaan Shogaatsu wrote:
Moohoohoo... hoohoohahahaahahahaaahaaaa!


I'm not even going to suggest what that looks more like.....

but you just did...


Actually I didn't suggest anything specific at all. I merely stated it looks more like something else and refrained from suggesting what.

When your gut instincts tell you something is wrong, trust them. When your heart tells you something is right, ignore it, check with your brain first. Accept nothing, challenge everything.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2012-05-17 01:43:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Andreus Ixiris
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I don't understand how any of you can act so damned flippantly about a matter of such grave importance! The name-tagged milk in the fridge is a sacred tradition that transcends cultural, racial and political boundaries! It is a unifying element of the human condition that binds us all! The violation of this trust is not just a slight against the victim, no, it is an insult to the whole of humanity!

The milk is pure! The milk is true! The milk is sacred! The milk is the very cornerstone of society itself!

So I ask you, New Eden - full fat, semi-skim or skimmed?

CHOOSE WISELY.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Hans Nardieu
Federal Nationalist Party
#23 - 2012-05-17 02:30:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Hans Nardieu
This is a refreshing change from the provist drivel that I have heard in the past from this source, and hits upon a core desire common to human endeavour. I salute this Caldari for finding common ground, though I posit that Caldari milks are dangerously thin and universally seem to be the product of cows who graze exclusively in onion patches. Also, Soy 'milk' is Caldari filth that causes cancer of the head.

Also, skim, semi-skim, and other 'milks' that are not full cream are symptomatic of a suspicious trend in modern society towards decadence and should never be permitted under any circumstances.

Col. Hans Nardieu (ret.) Chairman, National Party of the Federated Union of Gallente Prime Office of the Party Headquarters, Villore VII-6 Senate Bureau Station
Bai'xao Meiyi
#24 - 2012-05-17 02:49:46 UTC
I stole your milk. I used it to cook Jin Mei star cakes, your Caldari milk was very helpful in feeding my Gallente militia buddy.
Edaine Numenor
Numenor Benevolent Holdings
#25 - 2012-05-17 09:50:12 UTC
I heard it was stolen by a lactose intolerant Caldari executive who wanted to entertain the board with a lights out blue darting session.

Liberating slaves wherever, whenever, and however I can.
Princess Nexxala
Zero Syndicate
#26 - 2012-05-17 15:06:26 UTC
Your milk has been seized and quarantined by Gallente customs officials. As the system is now Gallente your milk was seized due to failure to declare the presence of Caldari milk in Gallente sovereign space. Please remit a payment of 1 billion ISK to my corporation and your milk will be released back into your custody. Failure to do so within the next 5 days will result permanent loss of the milk as it will be appropriated to assist with the war effort.

nom nom
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#27 - 2012-05-17 15:40:01 UTC
For milk that's immeasurably fresh and smooth, buy JitaMoo Milk!

Katrina Oniseki
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#28 - 2012-05-17 15:49:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Morwen Lagann
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
For milk that's immeasurably fresh and smooth, buy JitaMoo Milk!

"So good, it'll make you smack your lips instead of local"?

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#29 - 2012-05-17 16:26:44 UTC
Morwen Lagann wrote:
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
For milk that's immeasurably fresh and smooth, buy JitaMoo Milk!

"So good, it'll make you smack your lips instead of local"?


Indubitably! Big smile

Katrina Oniseki
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
#30 - 2012-05-17 16:34:02 UTC
Edaine Numenor wrote:
Caellach Marellus wrote:
Istvaan Shogaatsu wrote:
Moohoohoo... hoohoohahahaahahahaaahaaaa!


I'm not even going to suggest what that looks more like.....

but you just did...


Forgive him. As a Gallente male, he can not help but think that way.
James Syagrius
Luminaire Sovereign Solutions
#31 - 2012-05-17 22:17:34 UTC
What I find the most disturbing is that no one has considered how this sad episode has affected the poor cow.

“Here also are the heralds of his praise."
Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#32 - 2012-05-18 11:18:40 UTC
Given the steadily increasing number of people admitting to stealing your milk, I can only assume you had somewhere along the lines of a freighters worth sitting in your fridge. Which would make stealing it an act of almost improbable proportion. So I'm going to offer congratulations, first to the OP for gathering such an impressive amount of dairy in one places, and second to the thief who managed to make off with it, apparently unobserved.

Bravo.

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

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Targost Avitus
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#33 - 2012-05-18 22:33:45 UTC
Did you give a mouse a cookie before the theft? Because if you give a mouse a cookie he will ask for a glass of milk. And if you said no to the milk he probably stole the milk
Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#34 - 2012-05-19 01:54:52 UTC
Istvaan Shogaatsu wrote:
Edaine Numenor wrote:
Caellach Marellus wrote:
Istvaan Shogaatsu wrote:
Moohoohoo... hoohoohahahaahahahaaahaaaa!


I'm not even going to suggest what that looks more like.....

but you just did...


Forgive him. As a Gallente male, he can not help but think that way.


I must admit I still am curious as to WHY you would drink white emulsion.

When your gut instincts tell you something is wrong, trust them. When your heart tells you something is right, ignore it, check with your brain first. Accept nothing, challenge everything.
Edgar Audeles
Cogwerx LTD.
#35 - 2012-05-22 18:36:37 UTC
Ha! Really now? The Caldari's biggest issue is finding out who stole someones milk?
Makes me wonder how they manage to take scores on our home sectors... sigh. there was always a method to someones madness.
AsheRaven
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#36 - 2012-05-22 18:39:34 UTC
If they have cows, why worry about the milk?

Oh that's right, I've been buying up livestock lately, hence the milk shortage I suppose. Sorry about that
Tessa Scyne
Shadowknight Securities
#37 - 2012-05-28 00:24:27 UTC
Princess Nexxala wrote:
Your milk has been seized and quarantined by Gallente customs officials. As the system is now Gallente your milk was seized due to failure to declare the presence of Caldari milk in Gallente sovereign space. Please remit a payment of 1 billion ISK to my corporation and your milk will be released back into your custody. Failure to do so within the next 5 days will result permanent loss of the milk as it will be appropriated to assist with the war effort.



Wow, sometimes some can say something to make me feel slightly patriotic. This is one of those times. Also, I think I may need to change my undergarments.

CEO, **SHADOWKNIGHT**securites ||  "Your Light in the Darkness."
Arista Shahni
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#38 - 2012-05-28 00:25:45 UTC
And where exactly is this communal refridgerator?

... no specific reason, of course...

"I say that even as the holy and the righteous cannot rise beyond the highest which is in each one of you - so the wicked and the weak cannot fall lower than the lowest which is in you also.  And as a single leaf turns not yellow but with the silent knowledge of the whole tree, so the wrong-doer cannot do wrong without the hidden will of you all."
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#39 - 2012-05-28 07:23:21 UTC
What sick bastard steals someone's milk?

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
Zukes Bla'hati
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#40 - 2012-05-29 18:02:15 UTC
Oh my goodness, that's terrible!

If you'd like, I'd love to buy you some more.

It's such a shame when people steal from others...
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