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CCP Devs are on a roll with these sick burns lately

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Andrey Wartooth
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2012-05-10 06:08:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Andrey Wartooth
Jessie-A Tassik wrote:
Andrey Wartooth wrote:
Jessie-A Tassik wrote:


Goon Zombie! Run for it!


Oh! Goon zombies now is it? You're a clever fellow, aren't you? Your sick burns certainly outweigh the ones posted by CCP.

What's next? Goonsheep from Goonwaffle?


If you refuse to talk like an adult, then I am under no obligation to treat you like one. For that matter, I am under no obligation to treat you like an adult even if you are acting like an adult.

But since you aren't, the choice is clear.

Look slick, you were the one who started with the name calling. It doesn't terrible matter to me if a person of your stature treats me like an adult or a child.
Andrey Wartooth
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#42 - 2012-05-10 06:09:15 UTC
I'm going on vacay in a few hours anyway, so I won't be posting until I get back.

I still have a few hours, though.
Shian Yang
#43 - 2012-05-10 06:45:53 UTC
Andrey Wartooth wrote:
Oh! Goon zombies now is it? You're a clever fellow, aren't you?


Greetings capsuleer Wartooth,

He is certainly not clever enough to check a capsuleer's corporation membership. This must be why he has so much difficulty in New Eden. Perhaps you could explain to him where the yellow chevron that undocks you is located and what the various aspects of the UI mean?

Regards,

Shian Yang
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#44 - 2012-05-10 06:56:28 UTC
Killer Gandry wrote:
Andrey Wartooth wrote:


I just have to ask, what happened? Did you all get tired of being beaten up by the mouthbreathers on the forums that you finally snapped or what?


Nah, it's just the true Goon nature resurfacing.


if you weren't a five year old you'd know that Sreegs wouldn't throw a paying job out the window to help his friends in a video game

congrats killer gandry, I deem you an honorary NPC corp alt

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Blawrf McTaggart
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#45 - 2012-05-10 07:21:02 UTC
holy crap jessie a-tassik and andrey are the same person
Ziranda Hakuli
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#46 - 2012-05-10 07:23:52 UTC
So the DEVs finally graduated BURN school. whats next? sand paper?
nubile slave
Advanced Weapon Supplement League
Fraternity.
#47 - 2012-05-10 07:42:07 UTC
So....In a game that caters to the very worst in people, you as a Dev feel you should be above the trolling? Oops
Do you have any idea what this game is about?

This is embarrassing beyond belief. Now I have to wonder at some of the recent glitches i've seen.

Like a pod passing me in a system, yet no one ever showed in local.
Overview locks and freezes after warping, still shows ghost ships, and will not unlock.
Warping on or off a grid with bubbles on it, lags out the game, and it appears that you've landed in a bubble, even though your far away from the actual bubbles on grid.
Keys not responding. Having to press keys 3 or 4 times to get your ship to respond (No other visible lag)
You fail to dock because your cloaked....(Wasn't that supposedly fixed long ago?)
Yuo fail to jump because you are cloaked,even though you came out of warp inside the 2k range of the gate and uncloaked.

The list grows daily, and CCP doesn't even seem to have a clue, I sure hope all the shiny visual nonsense you are adding brings in more people that you lose for ****-poor bug fixing. Lol
Doctor Ungabungas
Doomheim
#48 - 2012-05-10 08:29:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Doctor Ungabungas
Jessie-A Tassik wrote:
Or because it would mean he wasn't making a whole region of the game worthless?


I can't believe I missed this post.

I am really disheartened to find out that all of your agitating about CCP corruption is just because you are upset about gun mining being nerfed.

So much for integrity. Roll
Doctor Ungabungas
Doomheim
#49 - 2012-05-10 08:30:55 UTC
nubile slave wrote:
So....In a game that caters to the very worst in people, you as a Dev feel you should be above the trolling? Oops


Uhh.. no devs have posted in this thread - who are you responding to?
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#50 - 2012-05-10 08:37:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Nicolo da'Vicenza
Doctor Ungabungas wrote:
Jessie-A Tassik wrote:
Or because it would mean he wasn't making a whole region of the game worthless?


I can't believe I missed this post.

I am really disheartened to find out that all of your agitating about CCP corruption is just because you are upset about gun mining being nerfed.

So much for integrity. Roll

he thinks NPC 0.0 dwellers are the ones doing the gun mining
he wouldn't like it if gun mining land was controlled by some monolithic sov 0.0 alliance with a seat in the CSM
Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
#51 - 2012-05-10 09:32:06 UTC
CCP in the past has always done somewhat smartass remarks when given the opportunity. However a couple years ago they put on their big boy business pants and chilled out a lot on it. It seems that is coming back which is a very welcomed return. The thing that I always liked about CCP was they actually acted like normal people, where as most companies are so worried that they would offend someone that they only post cookie cutter answers or responses.

Plus Darius has always seemed to be very blunt about his responses, it seems he actually toned down a bit since joining CCP. Granted I didn't know him personally, its just from what I remember when he was a player.

CCP's Motto: If it isn't broken, break it. If it is broken, ignore it. Improving NPE / Dynamic New Eden
RAP ACTION HERO
#52 - 2012-05-10 09:35:51 UTC
GOONSWARM CRADLE OF GREATNESS

vitoc erryday
Grey Azorria
Federation Industries
#53 - 2012-05-10 10:01:07 UTC
Jessie-A Tassik wrote:
I suggest anyone in charge talk to the Soundwaffe about why he removed minerals from Drones without giving them anything else to make up for the loss of minerals.

I know why he did it. You know why.

First, may I intrest you in this revolutionary new concept called "mining". I hear you get minerals from it, but shhh don't tell anyone else Bear

Second, It was done so that the primary method of getting minerals (the aforementioned "mining") could actually be the primary method of getting minerals.

Now I suggest you brush up on your tarot reading skills before posting again.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Sometimes when I post, I look at my sig and wish that I'd follow my own god damned advice.
Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
#54 - 2012-05-10 10:47:39 UTC
Jessie-A Tassik wrote:
Gogela wrote:
I'm glad to see CCP nut up a bit. It's about f***ing time. The game stagnates and people get pissed, then CCP actually starts putting together some pretty sweet and overdue changes that will make EvE a lot more fun, and these whiny little special interest b****** come out of the woodwork and try to flame CCP for doing what we all wanted! F*** them! I'm glad to see CCP will give as good as they get. Inferno FTW!


"CCP" changes nerf everything except PC Alliance Null Sec in a heavy handed and stupid manner.

I suggest anyone in charge talk to the Soundwaffe about why he removed minerals from Drones without giving them anything else to make up for the loss of minerals.

I know why he did it. You know why.

Cause NPC Null should be nerfed along with High Sec.

But he can't SAY THAT. So really, CCP Executives, have your helpful lead developer explain why he couldn't just give a bounty amount equal to the removed mineral drops for drone.

Cause that would have taken a few SQL statements?

Or because it would mean he wasn't making a whole region of the game worthless?


The idea of removing drone alloys came about LONG before Soundwave even became Lead Designer. Actually it came up shortly after they added it into the game, since it completely destroyed mining and replaced it with gun mining. Not only that in most peoples eyes Drone Region was worthless anyways, why do you think the Russians have held it for so long? Cause no one wanted it enough to attack it. Hell they even branched out to Geminate JUST to get bounty rats.

Also NPC null really needs boosted not nerfed, highsec on the other hand can use a couple nerfs. High-Sec is the only area of space that hasn't been nerfed since L5s where moved to lowsec.

CCP's Motto: If it isn't broken, break it. If it is broken, ignore it. Improving NPE / Dynamic New Eden
Nate Hill
Rocket No. 9
#55 - 2012-05-10 10:55:11 UTC
I thinks it's just data to these devs.Cry
Killer Gandry
The Concilium Enterprises
#56 - 2012-05-10 12:00:32 UTC
Andski wrote:
Killer Gandry wrote:
Andrey Wartooth wrote:


I just have to ask, what happened? Did you all get tired of being beaten up by the mouthbreathers on the forums that you finally snapped or what?


Nah, it's just the true Goon nature resurfacing.


if you weren't a five year old you'd know that Sreegs wouldn't throw a paying job out the window to help his friends in a video game

congrats killer gandry, I deem you an honorary NPC corp alt


You do realize that for the normal people who play EVE you just awarded me a sort of medal of honor, right.

Being insulted, ridiculed or any other way being verbally attacked by a Goon is a merit. It means a lot to me.
I thank you very much for this great honor and I will diligently carry on my great work as to keep this compliment at it's true value.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#57 - 2012-05-10 13:47:57 UTC
Killer Gandry wrote:


Being insulted, ridiculed or any other way being verbally attacked by a Goon is a merit. It means a lot to me.
I thank you very much for this great honor and I will diligently carry on my great work as to keep this compliment at it's true value.




Try my War Dec on for size. I musta really gotten mitten's pantyhose in a knot to make his 'we are going after all the haters' List.

accomplishment: achieved.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Killer Gandry
The Concilium Enterprises
#58 - 2012-05-10 14:08:05 UTC
I R jealous.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#59 - 2012-05-10 14:12:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
Brooks Puuntai wrote:


Also NPC null really needs boosted not nerfed, highsec on the other hand can use a couple nerfs. High-Sec is the only area of space that hasn't been nerfed since L5s where moved to lowsec.



L5's moved. Moons moved. PI nerfed with killing taxes....that are in Low. And it's all but executed, that T2 is going to Low and Null only.

Nope. Not a nerf in sight. Roll

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Killer Gandry
The Concilium Enterprises
#60 - 2012-05-10 14:20:55 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:

Nope. Not a nerf in sight. Roll


You don't understand how it works.
If it messes up the income of hi sec dwellers or in any other way can make their life more miserable then it isn't nerfing. It's balancing.

It's only called nerfing if it hit's null sec.

Sometimes I wonder if you even understand how nerfing and balancing are two seperate issues.

You would make a terrible Goon. Good thing you aren't one.

Blink