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CCP Devs are on a roll with these sick burns lately

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Andrey Wartooth
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
#1 - 2012-05-10 01:38:17 UTC
CCP Goliath wrote:
I say this firmly with tongue in cheek, but maybe the slogan for Sisi right now should be "Try before you cry"

CCP Sreegs wrote:
To play real guy in the real world here I typically don't formulate any kind of a conclusion unless there's some evidence that this conclusion actually exists. I certainly wouldn't toss about disparaging claims (some might say slanderous) about individual's honesty or ability to perform their job based on what my "gut" told me about someone I'd never met and knew only as a vague figure over the internet.

I certainly wouldn't make an accusatory thread based on those "gut" feelings in a place of record either, but hey we all march to the beat of our own drums I suppose.

:edit: Go to your local police station and tell them your gut's telling you something fishy's going on with the local government. Make a really angry post on the internet about how they're part of the grand conspiracy when they explain to you that they can't help you because you've given them nothing to go on.

CCP Sreegs wrote:
I believe the proper reply here is to inform you that no we do not expect you to have magical powers to detect developers playing within alliances. Nobody ever stated such. That is audited by IA. What we do expect is that if you are going to make allegations you have some basis for making them.

:edit: And by basis we presume actual real activity or such to point at not the findings of your local tarot card reader or your own psychic gifts.


I just have to ask, what happened? Did you all get tired of being beaten up by the mouthbreathers on the forums that you finally snapped or what?
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#2 - 2012-05-10 01:47:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Alavaria Fera
Andrey Wartooth wrote:
I just have to ask, what happened? Did you all get tired of being beaten up by the mouthbreathers on the forums that you finally snapped or what?

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Kietay Ayari
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-05-10 02:29:38 UTC
Smart people are usually not afraid to say what they know to be true. c:

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Amitious Turkey
10kSubnautic
Warriors of the Blood God
#4 - 2012-05-10 02:41:05 UTC
I like these kinds of dev posts, honestly. It's a far cry from the smarmy attitude I get from, say, Hewlett-Packard customer service.

I like to lick things.

Haunting the forums since 03.
Killer Gandry
The Concilium Enterprises
#5 - 2012-05-10 02:49:03 UTC
Andrey Wartooth wrote:


I just have to ask, what happened? Did you all get tired of being beaten up by the mouthbreathers on the forums that you finally snapped or what?


Nah, it's just the true Goon nature resurfacing.
Kno Bodeesbitch
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2012-05-10 02:54:23 UTC
Killer Gandry wrote:
Andrey Wartooth wrote:


I just have to ask, what happened? Did you all get tired of being beaten up by the mouthbreathers on the forums that you finally snapped or what?


Nah, it's just the true Goon nature resurfacing.


Ouch!

But seriously, good to see you guys defending your reputations. I applaud you.
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#7 - 2012-05-10 02:59:19 UTC
I'm glad to see CCP nut up a bit. It's about f***ing time. The game stagnates and people get pissed, then CCP actually starts putting together some pretty sweet and overdue changes that will make EvE a lot more fun, and these whiny little special interest b****** come out of the woodwork and try to flame CCP for doing what we all wanted! F*** them! I'm glad to see CCP will give as good as they get. Inferno FTW!

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Bienator II
madmen of the skies
#8 - 2012-05-10 03:01:37 UTC
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Burseg Sardaukar
Free State Project
#9 - 2012-05-10 03:02:08 UTC
HTFU is a CCP created song, after all.

That attitude needs to be a lot more prevalent on the forums, IMHO.

Can't wait to dual box my Dust toon and EVE toon on the same machine!
Nariya Kentaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2012-05-10 03:02:48 UTC
bah, i'm just glad CCP sint afraid to be blunt, to many game comapnies ive tlaked to dev's from over forums have this "niceness" policy that just makes them come across as coneited a-holes who look down on you.

CCP posts actually look like a human posted them, instead of a corporate robot.
Andrey Wartooth
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
#11 - 2012-05-10 03:13:26 UTC
Killer Gandry wrote:
Andrey Wartooth wrote:


I just have to ask, what happened? Did you all get tired of being beaten up by the mouthbreathers on the forums that you finally snapped or what?


Nah, it's just the true Goon nature resurfacing.


I'm glad that you agree that Goons don't take any **** from anyone.
Jessie-A Tassik
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-05-10 03:19:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Jessie-A Tassik
Gogela wrote:
I'm glad to see CCP nut up a bit. It's about f***ing time. The game stagnates and people get pissed, then CCP actually starts putting together some pretty sweet and overdue changes that will make EvE a lot more fun, and these whiny little special interest b****** come out of the woodwork and try to flame CCP for doing what we all wanted! F*** them! I'm glad to see CCP will give as good as they get. Inferno FTW!


"CCP" changes nerf everything except PC Alliance Null Sec in a heavy handed and stupid manner.

I suggest anyone in charge talk to the Soundwaffe about why he removed minerals from Drones without giving them anything else to make up for the loss of minerals.

I know why he did it. You know why.

Cause NPC Null should be nerfed along with High Sec.

But he can't SAY THAT. So really, CCP Executives, have your helpful lead developer explain why he couldn't just give a bounty amount equal to the removed mineral drops for drone.

Cause that would have taken a few SQL statements?

Or because it would mean he wasn't making a whole region of the game worthless?
Andrey Wartooth
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
#13 - 2012-05-10 03:22:46 UTC
Thank you, Jessie-A Tassik, for bringing your crap into a thread congratulating CCP devs for not sugar-coating everything. Your replies are completely off the topic of this thread.
Jessie-A Tassik
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2012-05-10 03:26:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Jessie-A Tassik
Andrey Wartooth wrote:
Thank you, Jessie-A Tassik, for bringing your crap into a thread congratulating CCP devs for not sugar-coating everything. Your replies are completely off the topic of this thread.


In other words you are whining to a GM that someone dared say you were wrong.

I have no idea how it is even possible that "our reasons for suspicion are so obvious that anyone who has worked at CCP for any length of time would know them" is not a reply both to Sreegg and you.

Cause it is a reply to you both.

The reasons are obvious.

That is my reply to him and to you.
Andrey Wartooth
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
#15 - 2012-05-10 03:31:35 UTC
Jessie-A Tassik wrote:
Andrey Wartooth wrote:
Thank you, Jessie-A Tassik, for bringing your crap into a thread congratulating CCP devs for not sugar-coating everything. Your replies are completely off the topic of this thread.


In other words you are whining to a GM that someone dared say you were wrong.

I have no idea how it is even possible that "our reasons for suspicion are so obvious that anyone who has worked at CCP for any length of time would know them" is not a reply both to Sreegg and you.

Cause it is a reply to you both.

The reasons are obvious.

That is my reply to him and to you.


This has nothing to do with being wrong or anything. You're in here s******g up a thread with some crap from another tinfoil filled thread.
Killer Gandry
The Concilium Enterprises
#16 - 2012-05-10 03:33:48 UTC
Andrey Wartooth wrote:
Killer Gandry wrote:

Nah, it's just the true Goon nature resurfacing.


I'm glad that you agree that Goons don't take any **** from anyone.


The problem isn't that they don't take **** from anyone. It's just their overall nature to don't give a rats arse about anyone who isn't up their ally.
Democracy by supression.
Andrey Wartooth
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
#17 - 2012-05-10 03:35:27 UTC
Killer Gandry wrote:
Andrey Wartooth wrote:
Killer Gandry wrote:

Nah, it's just the true Goon nature resurfacing.


I'm glad that you agree that Goons don't take any **** from anyone.


The problem isn't that they don't take **** from anyone. It's just their overall nature to don't give a rats arse about anyone who isn't up their ally.
Democracy by supression.






Ah, I see. So I can safely disregard all your posts, then?
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#18 - 2012-05-10 03:36:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Gogela
Jessie-A Tassik wrote:
Gogela wrote:
I'm glad to see CCP nut up a bit. It's about f***ing time. The game stagnates and people get pissed, then CCP actually starts putting together some pretty sweet and overdue changes that will make EvE a lot more fun, and these whiny little special interest b****** come out of the woodwork and try to flame CCP for doing what we all wanted! F*** them! I'm glad to see CCP will give as good as they get. Inferno FTW!


"CCP" changes nerf everything except PC Alliance Null Sec in a heavy handed and stupid manner.

I suggest anyone in charge talk to the Soundwaffe about why he removed minerals from Drones without giving them anything else to make up for the loss of minerals.

I know why he did it. You know why.

Cause NPC Null should be nerfed along with High Sec.

But he can't SAY THAT. So really, CCP Executives, have your helpful lead developer explain why he couldn't just give a bounty amount equal to the removed mineral drops for drone.

Cause that would have taken a few SQL statements?

Or because it would mean he wasn't making a whole region of the game worthless?

Sounds like you have a special interest. Why are you quoting me? What makes you think I care?

edit: ...and you're in an NPC corp! Definitely don't care lol!

Signatures should be used responsibly...
Shian Yang
#19 - 2012-05-10 03:36:59 UTC
Jessie-A Tassik wrote:
I have no idea how it is even possible that "our reasons for suspicion are so obvious that anyone who has worked at CCP for any length of time would know them" is not a reply both to Sreegg and you.


Greetings capsuleer,

I am fascinated by the tinfoil outfit you are wearing. Is it difficult to take off when you are sleeping? Does it affect any of your implants or power conduits when hooked up to your pod? And do you ever need to wash or iron it?

Regards,

Shian Yang
No More Heroes
Boomer Humor
Snuffed Out
#20 - 2012-05-10 03:37:10 UTC
STAY ON TARGET

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