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My world will never be the same

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Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#1 - 2012-05-07 23:42:16 UTC
Today, while happily cruising internet pictures on a certain site, i could never have expected the dark revelation which was about to occur. Before i fully understood what i had done, i had already processed the information contained in this one picture, and damned myself.

Now i find myself wondering if this is common, and trying to think back on every crowded bathroom i was ever in. You never really do hear people letting loose when lots of people are around. Could this explain it? Are people secretly touching their poop? Is this a thing?

Please tell me this isn't a thing. And it's just one crazy guy who hopes he's not alone. Even if you do, maybe tell me you don't? I'd appreciate it.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
Fernando MRuiz
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2012-05-07 23:45:04 UTC
Good God, I hope not. I'd be a little paranoid about the soap dispensers if it was a thing.

"One must, in one's life, make a choice between boredom and suffering." - Mme. Germaine de Staël
Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#3 - 2012-05-07 23:52:47 UTC
Fernando MRuiz wrote:
Good God, I hope not. I'd be a little paranoid about the soap dispensers if it was a thing.


The implications reach much further than that, my friend. No amount of soap can save us from what they've done.

I've always thought germophobes to be silly for avoiding handles and railings, but if THIS is going on, then **** railings and handles.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
Fernando MRuiz
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-05-07 23:55:38 UTC
Bane Necran wrote:
Fernando MRuiz wrote:
Good God, I hope not. I'd be a little paranoid about the soap dispensers if it was a thing.


The implications reach much further than that, my friend. No amount of soap can save us from what they've done.

I've always thought germophobes to be silly for avoiding handles and railings, but if THIS is going on, then **** railings and handles.


Go further than that, man! I'm gonna start gathering and hoarding plastic bags just to make sure my boots don't get anything untoward on them from here on out!

"One must, in one's life, make a choice between boredom and suffering." - Mme. Germaine de Staël
SpaceSquirrels
#5 - 2012-05-08 00:32:06 UTC  |  Edited by: SpaceSquirrels
No I dont think so. Someone is mentally unofficially ********. I once had someone get human **** and smear it around my car and into cracked windows. Could see finger prints.

(I have no idea who as I was visiting someone....or why someone would want to pick up **** and think smearing it around was a good idea.)

Allegedly this is a thing only children do or people who grew up never fully maturing psychologically . (Still have common sense of children or something to that affect) But no touching human fecal matter is not normal.
Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#6 - 2012-05-08 03:17:12 UTC
SpaceSquirrels wrote:
Allegedly this is a thing only children do or people who grew up never fully maturing psychologically . (Still have common sense of children or something to that affect) But no touching human fecal matter is not normal.


I'd feel a little better about that if more people were adequately psychologically developed. I'm a bit of a misanthrope, so i don't think i'll ever be able to shake the feeling this is fairly common.

And it just occurred to me this is a literal **** thread, full of **** posts. Lol

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#7 - 2012-05-08 04:20:58 UTC
Now think of all those people you see leave the restroom without washing their hands.

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Degren
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-05-08 04:48:32 UTC
I saw this picture and thought exactly the same thing. Someone had to think it up, so I assume someone out there does it.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2012-05-08 06:33:41 UTC
Wait, everyone doesn't do that? Shocked

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Copine Callmeknau
Dirty Vagrants
Intergalactic Space Hobos
#10 - 2012-05-08 07:57:05 UTC
Now I feel like the odd guy out Oops

There should be a rather awesome pic here
Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#11 - 2012-05-08 09:39:58 UTC
Bane Necran wrote:
Today, while happily cruising internet pictures on a certain site, i could never have expected the dark revelation which was about to occur. Before i fully understood what i had done, i had already processed the information contained in this one picture, and damned myself.

Now i find myself wondering if this is common, and trying to think back on every crowded bathroom i was ever in. You never really do hear people letting loose when lots of people are around. Could this explain it? Are people secretly touching their poop? Is this a thing?

Please tell me this isn't a thing. And it's just one crazy guy who hopes he's not alone. Even if you do, maybe tell me you don't? I'd appreciate it.


I've actually seen a washroom with a hand-printed sign that said:

'To the guy who keeps missing the toilet: stand closer. It isn't as long as you think'.

I can't get rid of my darn signature!  Oh, wait....
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
#12 - 2012-05-08 10:17:16 UTC
Nasty stuff goin on in here. I couldn't even bring myself to throw the poo in Duke Nukem. WTH is wrong with people...yikes

Hmmm
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-05-08 14:13:33 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
Now think of all those people you see leave the restroom without washing their hands.

And push buttons on public things, like ATMs. (Looks like I have to break down and admit my wife is right about carrying hand sanitizer).
witchking42
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-05-08 15:54:44 UTC
Or you could go for making things louder Twisted

Second Disturbing Picture

wk
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#15 - 2012-05-08 16:14:26 UTC
witchking42 wrote:
Or you could go for making things louder Twisted


This is a favorite when you get the ass on the cell phone in the stall next to you.

witchking42 wrote:
Second Disturbing Picture

wk


There is actually a reason behind that. Turns out many middle eastern/asia countries squat rather than sit. Has something to do with it being a more natural way that man was intended to use the restroom. Problem is that we have different style toilets.

Don't ask me how I learned that, just google how to and poop should fill right in.

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stoicfaux
#16 - 2012-05-08 16:45:15 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:

There is actually a reason behind that. Turns out many middle eastern/asia countries squat rather than sit. Has something to do with it being a more natural way that man was intended to use the restroom. Problem is that we have different style toilets.

Don't ask me how I learned that, just google how to and poop should fill right in.

Western style toilets cause hemorrhoids: http://www.toilet-related-ailments.com/hemorrhoids.html
Health Benefits of Squatting: http://www.naturesplatform.com/health_benefits.html
Squatting Helps with Constipation: http://www.relfe.com/toilet_seat_constipation.html

Moral of the Story: Different isn't necessarily stupid.

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