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Lyris Nairn

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Likes received: 12,423

#1 - 2011-09-14 21:39:48 UTC | Edited by: Lyris Nairn

Hello friends my name is Sky Captain Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com, and I have interrupted my war on the Dread Pirate Captain Morgan Stanley Dean Witter Spiced Rum to bring you this breaking news about the status of my kitten whose name is Mittens. Not to be confused with The Mittani, whom is a homo sapiens of Caucasoid coloring with black fur, Mittens the kitten is a felis catus of black and gray tabby coloring with white marking on her paws. Mittens is a joyful and playful kitten whose life is a carousel of wonder and naps; but, recently she has taken to sneezing. I have noticed her sneeze at least twice today, and I fear that she may have been the victim of some sort of cat-terrorism perpetrated by the much older and far more crafty Bojangles, what is also a felis catus but of orange tabby coloring. I will give all my +rep and all my fives to anyone willing to investigate this crime against my kitten and mete out great vengeance and furious anger upon whomsoever shall be found responsible.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

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Full Steam Space Machine 5
Thora Tau'ri Full Steam Space Machine Likes received: 5	#2 - 2011-09-14 23:50:41 UTC 4 +1, would read again

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Skunk Gracklaw Caldari Provisions Caldari State Likes received: 643	#3 - 2011-09-14 23:53:15 UTC 4 Try opening a window and letting some of the Cheeto dust out every once in a while. It's done wonders for my cats' respiratory health.

Lyris Nairn

Perkone

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#4 - 2011-09-15 00:01:02 UTC

Skunk Gracklaw wrote:

Try opening a window and letting some of the Cheeto dust out every once in a while. It's done wonders for my cats' respiratory health.

You know, I never considered the fact that I might have somehow been the source of my kitten's sneeze.

I wonder what I should do to myself in response to this discovery.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

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jimmyjam Fire Mandrill Likes received: 79	#5 - 2011-09-15 00:12:03 UTC 3 Nice change of pace from every other goon post will read again


Lyris Nairn Perkone Caldari State Likes received: 12,423	#6 - 2011-09-15 00:35:13 UTC 9 jimmyjam wrote: Nice change of pace from every other goon post will read again How many goon posts have you read? If you enjoy chat about cats, then head on over to this subforum filled with nothing but goons: Pet Island Sky Captain of Your Heart Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn


Lyris Nairn Perkone Caldari State Likes received: 12,423	#7 - 2011-09-15 00:37:10 UTC 8 I just gave my kitten a bath, which went without issue; however, my older cat is very unhappy with water. Sky Captain of Your Heart Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

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Lady Spank Get Out Nasty Face Likes received: 3,886	#8 - 2011-09-15 00:44:26 UTC 5 solution (ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

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Straxus Dronelord Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation Likes received: 5	#9 - 2011-09-15 02:11:11 UTC 5 I love sweater kittens

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Darius III Interstellar eXodus The Initiative. Likes received: 1,459	#10 - 2011-09-15 02:40:04 UTC 6 I prefer This Hmmm

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Salome Musashi Perkone Caldari State Likes received: 15	#11 - 2011-09-15 03:26:36 UTC 4 +1, C&P needs more kittens.


Lyris Nairn Perkone Caldari State Likes received: 12,423	#12 - 2011-09-15 03:38:44 UTC 8 Darius III wrote: I prefer This If my CSM votes were not already mandated by The Mittani, this right here would secure my vote for you. Alas. Sky Captain of Your Heart Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn


Lyris Nairn Perkone Caldari State Likes received: 12,423	#13 - 2011-09-15 03:38:54 UTC 8 Darius III wrote: I prefer This If my CSM votes were not already mandated by The Mittani, this right here would secure my vote for you. Alas. Sky Captain of Your Heart Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn


Lady Spank Get Out Nasty Face Likes received: 3,886	#14 - 2011-09-15 03:44:34 UTC 5 First to Praise the Scottish Fold!!!! (ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)


Lyris Nairn Perkone Caldari State Likes received: 12,423	#15 - 2011-09-15 03:48:55 UTC 10 Why are there so many posts in this thread that do not have Likes beside them? Don't you fellows know the entire point of spacebook is to be a +Rep circle jerk? Sky Captain of Your Heart Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

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DeliciousHamBeast The Elenianlightenment Likes received: 422	#16 - 2011-09-15 04:46:20 UTC 4 By far the most fun I've had on C+P since sliced bread. -- Beep Beep Imma Jeep.

Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic 2,205
Jude Lloyd Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic Likes received: 2,205	#17 - 2011-09-15 06:18:11 UTC \| Edited by: Jude Lloyd 5 I would only ever consider owning a cat if he had wobbly kitten syndrome. Then, I would make fun of that cat non-stop. I'd treat him well, but I would mock him night and day. I'm back!


Jude Lloyd Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic Likes received: 2,205	#18 - 2011-09-15 06:29:41 UTC 3 Darius III wrote: I prefer men. I'm back!


Jude Lloyd Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic Likes received: 2,205	#19 - 2011-09-15 06:34:06 UTC 3 I know, I know... gay jokes. Really classy stuff. I'm back!

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Dilligafmofo 3WAYFOUNDATIONS New Miner's Union Likes received: 417	#20 - 2011-09-15 08:36:22 UTC 4 The only crime committed here is that of neglect of housework. Break out the vaccum cleaner wench, this will, if carried out correctly, cease the kitten sneezes. God made women smaller than men so they can go into and out of the vaccum cupboard more efficiently. Snap to it grimey woman.