Wormholes

well there was one guy that came into our wh and he saw that we had a TCU up (we know that it seems useless but it isn't) and we had it surrounded by bubbles and giant secure cans and he warped to it and was decloaked, this was my first "kill" cause my can decloacked him

Once this boy with Down's was passing by me in the cafeteria and I put out my leg and tripped him and laughed when he landed face-first in his own milk.

I imagine the feeling is similar.

Persistent little fellow, wasn't he?

lolololol

just happend some days ago:

jumping a pod (with lg slave set and armor mindlink ) back to the other side of the wh knowing you will get a timer and as well knowing there is a cloaked hic waiting for you is more than just fail.

1. I'm trying to get some friends turned on WHs so i find them a quiet C1/low to play in. I cant be there all the time so i put my alt inside ( who happened to be in NPC corp). Who cares, as long as i have the FF pass (you see where this is going) its nemas problemas, right....... unless you log off in the POS ofcourse. Next day I log back in and surely bounce off the shields in my Bestower while POS alphas me at some 150 km.

2. We are taking turns bombing grouped POS mods. Its costing much more than its worth but its almost down time, we are bored and apparently inhabitants are japaneese who dont speak english so its all for good fun. I even think there was this well thought-through idea of a ransom. Sometime half way through the shields one of residents decides to put his foot down and warps out in his Manti. Now im sitting some 200 km off the POS waiting for my turn when hirohito uncloaks and without any reason at all blows him self up in his own bombing run. We all scared shitless pack up and leave.
Disclaimer: Above-mentioned pilot had no relations to Chained Reactions

3. There's this certain someone errhhmmIknowofhrmm who in the begining of his eve carrier fleeted up with a stranger to bash an offlined tower in c5....in a hound.

You sang my little ponny didnt you!

Seawinkle:
Are you sinking fast?
Wavedancer:
Had some nasty shocks?
Sealight:
Feeling like all hope is gone
and washed up on the rocks?

Now, all of Talocan (except for Bernie, I've herd you sing before)

Washed up on the rocks
Shoop-bee-doo-shoop-shoop-bee-doo
Call upon the Sea Ponies when you're in distress

So this is pretty dumb, i joined a corp and i was on my way to my corps WH and had to pass through one WH to get ours ....well at the time i didint know that so when i got in the first Wh there was a corp BM for a Pos so after my long journey i was finally at an end, but then i noticed (mid warp) that it was putting me something like 90km away from it and when i a landed i didint see and green on my overview and by the time i found out what i just did a gun popped my little poor frig and i podded myself out of there, the guys at the WH who ever they were had a dam good luagh about it that when i learned to ask befor jumping somewhere in a WH...

Battle-report for story below

So I'm in an ex-Narwhals (now Surely You're Joking) wormhole, warping about POSes, shooting at them with my bomber.
I know this will provide lots of mails and hopefully provoke a fight from some well-known adversaries.
(It actually provided some hatemails from a Pandora Sphere director, who thought I was someone else which was pretty funny)

I see some ships warping about (T3s, Sabre, Daredevil etc.) but noone is looking at wormholes. Anyway, as I shoot a tower, the DD lands 160km from me, 250km from his POS, I poke at him a little in local about how he was so close to me. A Sabre lands in the POS and I assume some attempt on my bomber is going to be made.

I make a joke in local when I see both of them warp off to planet 12, moon 5 like "Hey guys, what's at 12-5? NVM, I'm on my way over". - I didn't actually warp because I figured the sabre would throw up a bubble with the DD on the outside. I make a bounce and land on the POS.

OH SH*T. Their forcefield was down (with ~20 minutes until online). There is currently a Loki, DD, Sabre, Tengu and something else I don't remember protecting it. I make a call to bring a BC / Logi fleet, with the intention of fighting the T3s.

Well the WH is a few jumps accross so we move together as a fleet. As we all land on the entrance to the SYJ wormhole, we're about to jump when an ORCA appears on the hole next to it (awesome fit BTW, love what you did with the shield & armor tank). I call for the point and he jumps, we jump with and land on the other side with him. Sabre is on the hole and dies before most of the fleet can lock him. An Abaddon then appears (must have held his cloak on the WH), gets pointed and shot down, shortly followed by the Orca.

During the fight, I send one of our ships to their POS (which had the Loki still on it). The Loki warps off before my guy lands and we've cleared the wrecks of loot at the WH, so move to the POS.

We land at the exact same time (and in the same place) as the daredevil. He speeds away and is in structure about 50km away when my warrior IIs catch him one last time and he pops. We blow up the SMA and CH, receiving only a Scorpion, Mastodon and various POS mods.

TL;DR - We poked at T3s for a fight, ended up killing an Orca on a WH and finding a tower with its FF down.