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Goons need to save face fast!

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Benny Ohu
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#321 - 2012-05-02 05:07:36 UTC
There should be some kind of internet thing,

Where if a thread was started by an NPC corp character,

And if most of the posts are from GSF,

The thread gets automatically locked for being tinfoil shite,

,

,

False positives are at 0%,
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#322 - 2012-05-02 05:08:50 UTC
Benny Ohu wrote:
There should be some kind of internet thing,

Where if a thread was started by an NPC corp character,

And if most of the posts are from GSF,

The thread gets automatically locked for being tinfoil shite,

,

,

False positives are at 0%,


yo .u shoul'ld post thaat in JIta park spekaers

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Fannie Maes
Doomheim
#323 - 2012-05-02 05:10:10 UTC
Karadion Kohlar wrote:
Jessie-A Tassik wrote:
Karadion Kohlar wrote:
Did I respond to you at all? No. Did you talk to the guy that had his ticket answered? No. Did I? Yes, I did. If you know who it is, please do tell me who it is. First letter is all that needs to suffice to confirm this. Afterall, everyone in the GSF, chatlogs in the gfgbs room (spies can also confirm this), etc all know who it is that had his ticket answered by the GM.

Quote:
(10:25:57 PM) Me: yo?
(10:35:36 PM) Ticket Filer: yo
(10:35:39 PM) Ticket Filer: what's up
(10:36:16 PM) Me: who was the GM that responded to that exploit ticket the other day regarding the whole THORN thing?
(10:37:04 PM) Ticket Filer: GM (OMITTED)
(10:37:08 PM) Ticket Filer: ticket says open still
(10:37:17 PM) Ticket Filer: still no reimbursement
(10:37:21 PM) Me: keke stupid pubbies says we got a special GM in our pockets
(10:37:53 PM) Ticket Filer: hah
(10:37:58 PM) Ticket Filer: this dude was doing his job
(10:38:07 PM) Ticket Filer: ie proper investigation and not just banning them
(10:38:19 PM) Ticket Filer: admittedly getting them concorded was hilarious and I told him such
(10:40:08 PM) Me: how long did it take for the petition to get answered?
(10:40:45 PM) Me: and what kind of ticket?
(10:40:51 PM) Ticket Filer: about 20-25 minutes
(10:40:54 PM) Ticket Filer: exploits
(10:41:49 PM) Ticket Filer: do you have a bugged wardec?
(10:41:58 PM) Me: nah..
(10:42:02 PM) Ticket Filer: also we had a dude file under 'stuck' not get it answered
(10:42:06 PM) Ticket Filer: so v0v
(10:42:18 PM) Ticket Filer: actually filing under the right category works


So you omitted the GM name.

Oh yeah, I'm feeling my trust in your statements building.

It was a random GM, but we have to protect his identity!

Oh yeah, trust levels are surging.

And? I still don't care. The GM acted on what he felt was appropriate for the course of action.



He didn't and at best they lied to you even because they are so damn embarrassed about this event coming to surface. Sorry to break your heart goon but you guys **** up, died and had a GM kill those that griefed you against the rules.


You became what mitanni wants to have killing themselves now.
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#324 - 2012-05-02 05:11:21 UTC
Benny Ohu wrote:
There should be some kind of internet thing,

Where if a thread was started by an NPC corp character,

And if most of the posts are from GSF,

The thread gets automatically locked for being tinfoil shite,

,

,

False positives are at 0%,


No, these threads are useful, they take attention away from our real conspiracies.

You know, the ones our leaders talk openly about on twitter and in the gaming media.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us

Fannie Maes
Doomheim
#325 - 2012-05-02 05:11:47 UTC
Benny Ohu wrote:
There should be some kind of internet thing,

Where if a thread was started by an NPC corp character,

And if most of the posts are from GSF,

The thread gets automatically locked for being tinfoil shite,

,

,

False positives are at 0%,



Except it is not tinfoil shite but fact. If you can't deal with your beloved goons turning out to be crying and cheating care-bears then you should join another Alliance.
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#326 - 2012-05-02 05:12:02 UTC
Fannie Maes wrote:



You became what mitanni wants to have killing themselves now.


i wish to frame this and hang it on my wall

 Though All Men Do Despise Us

Fannie Maes
Doomheim
#327 - 2012-05-02 05:13:21 UTC
Krios Ahzek wrote:
Fannie Maes wrote:



You became what mitanni wants to have killing themselves now.


i wish to frame this and hang it on my wall



You should, it is healthy to dwell on for someone like you.
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#328 - 2012-05-02 05:14:04 UTC
your and idiot

 Though All Men Do Despise Us

Karadion Kohlar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#329 - 2012-05-02 05:14:08 UTC
Fannie Maes wrote:


He didn't and at best they lied to you even because they are so damn embarrassed about this event coming to surface. Sorry to break your heart goon but you guys **** up, died and had a GM kill those that griefed you against the rules.


You became what mitanni wants to have killing themselves now.

I hate to break it to you. I don't care what you say. I was there during the event when it was happening in our jabber as it was happening when the GM was responding. I have logs to substantiate this claim but I will not give them to some dumb pubbie like you. People have spies in GSF, they can confirm this so feel free to contact them. After all, GSF is full of spies.
Jessie-A Tassik
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#330 - 2012-05-02 05:14:09 UTC
Goon Girl speaks:
Quote:
(10:37:58 PM) Ticket Filer: this dude was doing his job
(10:38:07 PM) Ticket Filer: ie proper investigation and not just banning them


So Goon Girl loses a few Logi's to what goons claim is "bugged wardec"... and the tough, HTFU crying little baby Null Bear is "all meanies should be permanently banned".

Jesus.

I mean really. I'd lose all respect for anyone who talked like that. Little girl.

Is he a man or a little girl? Cause what I see is a little girl crying over her logie bear that the bad man broke.

THEY AREN'T EVEN THAT MUCH MONEY.

And shouldn't the Goonswarm corp reimburse the little girl anyway?

I mean WTFU? WTFU?

This is supposed to make me feel better about Goons?
Jessie-A Tassik
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#331 - 2012-05-02 05:17:04 UTC
Karadion Kohlar wrote:
Jessie-A Tassik wrote:
Karadion Kohlar wrote:
Did I respond to you at all? No. Did you talk to the guy that had his ticket answered? No. Did I? Yes, I did. If you know who it is, please do tell me who it is. First letter is all that needs to suffice to confirm this. Afterall, everyone in the GSF, chatlogs in the gfgbs room (spies can also confirm this), etc all know who it is that had his ticket answered by the GM.

Quote:
(10:25:57 PM) Me: yo?
(10:35:36 PM) Ticket Filer: yo
(10:35:39 PM) Ticket Filer: what's up
(10:36:16 PM) Me: who was the GM that responded to that exploit ticket the other day regarding the whole THORN thing?
(10:37:04 PM) Ticket Filer: GM (OMITTED)
(10:37:08 PM) Ticket Filer: ticket says open still
(10:37:17 PM) Ticket Filer: still no reimbursement
(10:37:21 PM) Me: keke stupid pubbies says we got a special GM in our pockets
(10:37:53 PM) Ticket Filer: hah
(10:37:58 PM) Ticket Filer: this dude was doing his job
(10:38:07 PM) Ticket Filer: ie proper investigation and not just banning them
(10:38:19 PM) Ticket Filer: admittedly getting them concorded was hilarious and I told him such
(10:40:08 PM) Me: how long did it take for the petition to get answered?
(10:40:45 PM) Me: and what kind of ticket?
(10:40:51 PM) Ticket Filer: about 20-25 minutes
(10:40:54 PM) Ticket Filer: exploits
(10:41:49 PM) Ticket Filer: do you have a bugged wardec?
(10:41:58 PM) Me: nah..
(10:42:02 PM) Ticket Filer: also we had a dude file under 'stuck' not get it answered
(10:42:06 PM) Ticket Filer: so v0v
(10:42:18 PM) Ticket Filer: actually filing under the right category works


So you omitted the GM name.

Oh yeah, I'm feeling my trust in your statements building.

It was a random GM, but we have to protect his identity!

Oh yeah, trust levels are surging.

And? I still don't care. The GM acted on what he felt was appropriate for the course of action.



You talk like a corporate boot-licker. Like a grade A suck up.

Is this Atlas Unbound Goons? LIttle corporate drones who run to the Boss whenever someone hurts their little feelings?
Karadion Kohlar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#332 - 2012-05-02 05:17:40 UTC
Jessie-A Tassik wrote:
Goon Girl speaks:
Quote:
(10:37:58 PM) Ticket Filer: this dude was doing his job
(10:38:07 PM) Ticket Filer: ie proper investigation and not just banning them


So Goon Girl loses a few Logi's to what goons claim is "bugged wardec"... and the tough, HTFU crying little baby Null Bear is "all meanies should be permanently banned".

Jesus.

I mean really. I'd lose all respect for anyone who talked like that. Little girl.

Is he a man or a little girl? Cause what I see is a little girl crying over her logie bear that the bad man broke.

THEY AREN'T EVEN THAT MUCH MONEY.

And shouldn't the Goonswarm corp reimburse the little girl anyway?

I mean WTFU? WTFU?

This is supposed to make me feel better about Goons?

You're criticizing his grammar? That's all you got to say?
Karadion Kohlar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#333 - 2012-05-02 05:18:17 UTC
Jessie-A Tassik wrote:
[You talk like a corporate boot-licker. Like a grade A suck up.

Is this Atlas Unbound Goons? LIttle corporate drones who run to the Boss whenever someone hurts their little feelings?

And you talk like a whiny pubbie.
Fannie Maes
Doomheim
#334 - 2012-05-02 05:18:22 UTC
Jessie-A Tassik wrote:
Goon Girl speaks:
Quote:
(10:37:58 PM) Ticket Filer: this dude was doing his job
(10:38:07 PM) Ticket Filer: ie proper investigation and not just banning them


So Goon Girl loses a few Logi's to what goons claim is "bugged wardec"... and the tough, HTFU crying little baby Null Bear is "all meanies should be permanently banned".

Jesus.

I mean really. I'd lose all respect for anyone who talked like that. Little girl.

Is he a man or a little girl? Cause what I see is a little girl crying over her logie bear that the bad man broke.

THEY AREN'T EVEN THAT MUCH MONEY.

And shouldn't the Goonswarm corp reimburse the little girl anyway?

I mean WTFU? WTFU?

This is supposed to make me feel better about Goons?



Every single reply they have made makes them come across as bigger and more pathetic than the last. They however are so messed up they can't even tell Lol


I am not joking when I say Goons have become what the mitanni described should kill themselves, they have and they don't even get it.
Benny Ohu
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#335 - 2012-05-02 05:20:12 UTC
Fannie Maes wrote:
Except it is not tinfoil shite but fact. If you can't deal with your beloved goons turning out to be crying and cheating care-bears then you should join another Alliance.

<----,
Derrick Munroe
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#336 - 2012-05-02 05:22:26 UTC
The coolest part about the OP is that his/her awesome new NPC forum alt is only 1 and a half days old.

What's it like, not owning any tech moons?

Fannie Maes
Doomheim
#337 - 2012-05-02 05:25:31 UTC
Derrick Munroe wrote:
The coolest part about the OP is that his/her awesome new NPC forum alt is only 1 and a half days old.



You know what the coolest part about you are? That you are a goon pet!

You are like Robin to BatmanStraight
Derrick Munroe
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#338 - 2012-05-02 05:27:06 UTC
Fannie Maes wrote:
Derrick Munroe wrote:
The coolest part about the OP is that his/her awesome new NPC forum alt is only 1 and a half days old.



You know what the coolest part about you are? That you are a goon pet!

You are like Robin to BatmanStraight


Ooh, I've never heard that one before.

Now call me terrible at eve, it turns me on.

What's it like, not owning any tech moons?

Fannie Maes
Doomheim
#339 - 2012-05-02 05:28:21 UTC
Derrick Munroe wrote:
Fannie Maes wrote:
Derrick Munroe wrote:
The coolest part about the OP is that his/her awesome new NPC forum alt is only 1 and a half days old.



You know what the coolest part about you are? That you are a goon pet!

You are like Robin to BatmanStraight


Ooh, I've never heard that one before.

Now call me terrible at eve, it turns me on.



Only thing missing is the cape.
Derrick Munroe
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#340 - 2012-05-02 05:34:22 UTC
At least I'm not afraid to post on my main account~

What's it like, not owning any tech moons?