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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Lan Wang
Knights of the Posing Meat
Snuffed Out
#12621 - 2016-09-21 14:30:48 UTC
Oh i have a new pet, how cute Big smile

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#12622 - 2016-09-23 11:25:29 UTC
What was that safe word again....

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Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
Heiian Conglomerate
#12623 - 2016-09-24 14:46:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Neph
*pokes the sleeping pecs*

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka

Jaqen-H'ghar of Braavos
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#12624 - 2016-09-26 01:43:30 UTC
Neph wrote:
*pokes the sleeping pecs*


A man is sorry for the strange requests he made. A man also takes no responsibility for the facial tattoo you acquired in your intoxicated state.
Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#12625 - 2016-09-26 09:29:40 UTC
Jaqen-H'ghar of Braavos wrote:
Neph wrote:
*pokes the sleeping pecs*


A man is sorry for the strange requests he made. A man also takes no responsibility for the facial tattoo you acquired in your intoxicated state.

Yeah, if I looked like you, I would hide it too...

Damn, I really need to stop drinking.
Rose of Shadow
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12626 - 2016-09-26 23:54:14 UTC
Morgan Agrivar wrote:
Jaqen-H'ghar of Braavos wrote:
Neph wrote:
*pokes the sleeping pecs*


A man is sorry for the strange requests he made. A man also takes no responsibility for the facial tattoo you acquired in your intoxicated state.

Yeah, if I looked like you, I would hide it too...

Damn, I really need to stop drinking.


I would probably go back to sleep on those chesticles :O
Lasisha Mishi
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#12627 - 2016-09-28 15:31:02 UTC
Rose of Shadow wrote:
Morgan Agrivar wrote:
Jaqen-H'ghar of Braavos wrote:
Neph wrote:
*pokes the sleeping pecs*


A man is sorry for the strange requests he made. A man also takes no responsibility for the facial tattoo you acquired in your intoxicated state.

Yeah, if I looked like you, I would hide it too...

Damn, I really need to stop drinking.


I would probably go back to sleep on those chesticles :O

lovely tattoos darlin, now show me the rest of them
LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#12628 - 2016-09-28 15:42:30 UTC
Our last night touched me deeply so I wrote a poem:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I went to bed with a redhead last night,
So who the hell are you?
Neckbeard Nixon
Incorruptibles
#12629 - 2016-10-07 03:09:12 UTC
Don't say a damn word, hippie.

I sell childrens' organs to zoos.

Lasisha Mishi
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#12630 - 2016-10-07 15:27:35 UTC
*screams in terror as i reach for gun under pillow*
Fal Shepard
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#12631 - 2016-10-07 15:57:43 UTC
Open the door and get out before I open your rib cage.

From the ashes of our defeat, we will be reborn. With these chains with which we are bound, we will become indivisible. To those who showed us no mercy, we will give no sympathy. For the flames that burn our cities, we will douse in injustice's blood

Jadek Kin
Incorruptibles
#12632 - 2016-10-07 17:05:15 UTC
*gives a smoldering look of molten sexuality toward the metal wall behind you, ignoring you completely*
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
Heiian Conglomerate
#12633 - 2016-10-07 23:56:47 UTC
*Casually rolls atop him*

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka

Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12634 - 2016-10-08 05:28:57 UTC
Here's a warm washcloth.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!

LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#12635 - 2016-10-09 13:44:26 UTC
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
Heiian Conglomerate
#12636 - 2016-10-10 02:48:02 UTC
Ugh, not this bastard again. *reaches under pillow and waves sidearm in a vaguely threatening manner* Out. Stay out.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka

Lasisha Mishi
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#12637 - 2016-10-10 14:03:58 UTC
*glomps*
LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#12638 - 2016-10-10 17:10:29 UTC
Lasisha Mishi
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#12639 - 2016-10-10 17:36:12 UTC
wow...they really took everything when they made you a cyborg o.0

didn't you ask them to leave that bit....or was it non negotiable?
selket Shihari
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#12640 - 2016-10-11 03:55:47 UTC
well hi..... Want some coffee?

When life gives you lemons...BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!