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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Totalrx
NA No Assholes
#11701 - 2015-02-12 04:26:29 UTC
That would have been waaay more fun had the zipper on your top not gotten stuck Sad
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#11702 - 2015-02-12 08:35:09 UTC
Then it's my turn, I brought scissors.

The Drake is a Lie

Lachesiss
Perkone
Caldari State
#11703 - 2015-02-12 11:59:30 UTC
You don't need scissors as i have poppers Blink

On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.

Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#11704 - 2015-02-12 23:59:01 UTC
Well, go ahead and pop them out.

Bring your possibles.

Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#11705 - 2015-02-13 05:47:57 UTC
Eggs... sunny-side up.

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#11706 - 2015-02-13 07:30:36 UTC
Hey, have you ever tried nyotaimori* with warm pasta? The sauce gives endless possibilities after the main course...
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#11707 - 2015-02-13 15:20:56 UTC
No, but I'm always up for a new experience.

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

I G Channel HighDragChat

Broadcast4Reps

BadgerMater
Deep Hole Cleansing
#11708 - 2015-02-13 18:05:32 UTC
Don't look at me like that. Yes, we did. No, we didn't and what sort of girl do you think I am?!
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#11709 - 2015-02-13 20:04:19 UTC
Don't worry dear, this thread is like the sex life of a bachelor: more is said than it's done.
Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11710 - 2015-02-13 20:44:10 UTC
Indeed. I'm out here trying to watch a movie and your moaning is disrupting my cinematic experience!
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#11711 - 2015-02-13 21:06:50 UTC
The moans come from your TV, not me. What kind of film are you watching? (¬.¬)
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#11712 - 2015-02-14 04:55:32 UTC
Is that what we're telling everyone?

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

I G Channel HighDragChat

Broadcast4Reps

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#11713 - 2015-02-14 07:48:43 UTC
Hey, I am not *that* noisy... (>_>)



...well, a little maybe... (<_<)



...but not always! (*^_^*)
Kyle the Student
Doomheim
#11714 - 2015-02-14 23:22:12 UTC
"Wait a minute. You're not my fedo!"
Komodo Askold
Strategic Exploration and Development Corp
Silent Company
#11715 - 2015-02-15 14:58:47 UTC
*gasp*
*runs to nearest airlock while screaming*
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#11716 - 2015-02-17 07:45:47 UTC
Why that face? Haven't you...? No, guess you don't.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Jenshae Chiroptera
#11717 - 2015-02-17 18:34:51 UTC
Who drugged me? Is there footage? Can we do it again so that this time I remember it? P

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Fal Shepard
#11718 - 2015-02-19 15:20:29 UTC
You might want to get yourself tested, so... enjoy....

From the ashes of our defeat, we will be reborn. With these chains with which we are bound, we will become indivisible. To those who showed us no mercy, we will give no sympathy. For the flames that burn our cities, we will douse in injustice's blood

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#11719 - 2015-02-19 20:42:02 UTC
So, I'm like a sexdoll and I should put some clothes on, heh? Then you should just put a bucket on your head, you orang bodoh!! *kicks Fal Shepard out of her CQ*

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#11720 - 2015-02-19 20:43:07 UTC
Huh... did I miss something?