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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Levarris Hawk
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#81 - 2011-09-15 05:01:45 UTC
DeliciousHamBeast wrote:
Uninhabited wrote:
this reminds of the time 2 midgets and a crack head threw a ring into a volcano


What? You don't have to get all indignant about it, how was I to know the midgets cost extra? Don't look at me like that!


I was fine with it until you wanted the midgets to all wear ballerina outfits.
Kumq uat
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#82 - 2011-09-15 05:01:56 UTC
Brock Nelson wrote:
What you mean you're a guy?


And yes, it went in more than two inches queer boy
Shawnm339
Ministry of Furious Retribution
Fraternity.
#83 - 2011-09-15 06:37:07 UTC
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
Carribean Queen
Vadimus Quarrier Works
#84 - 2011-09-15 06:39:03 UTC
I said I wanted to BUY sex, not that I was bisexual...
Reiko Kimyo
Kawaii Neko Punk Band
#85 - 2011-09-15 06:39:49 UTC
Carribean Queen wrote:
I said I wanted to BUY sex, not that I was bisexual...



Where is the money you promised me?
Danica Kaliinen
Kronos TEchnologies
#86 - 2011-09-15 06:41:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Danica Kaliinen
Huh... Did we?... How much did I drink last night?
Shawnm339
Ministry of Furious Retribution
Fraternity.
#87 - 2011-09-15 06:44:29 UTC
Heres 1500 Aurum go by yourself a bra for f**ks sake
Reiko Kimyo
Kawaii Neko Punk Band
#88 - 2011-09-15 06:50:00 UTC
Shawnm339 wrote:
Heres 1500 Aurum go by yourself a bra for f**ks sake



You look a bit cranky. Was it that bad?
Shawnm339
Ministry of Furious Retribution
Fraternity.
#89 - 2011-09-15 07:05:03 UTC
Now thats the view I like of my ladies ohhhhhhhh mama
Apollo-Moor
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#90 - 2011-09-15 09:21:31 UTC
Shawnm339 wrote:
Now thats the view I like of my ladies ohhhhhhhh mama


"Dude.. Where's my pod..?"
Shawnm339
Ministry of Furious Retribution
Fraternity.
#91 - 2011-09-15 09:34:11 UTC
I definitely went to the wrong club last night!!!
Lucien Visteen
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#92 - 2011-09-15 09:42:33 UTC
/e Screa... Surprised gasp, kicks face and does a... tactical retreat to somewhere

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
A Little Girl
#93 - 2011-09-15 09:45:52 UTC
I must be having a dream that my future self has gone back to the past which is the present to tell me about the super future things!
DeBingJos
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#94 - 2011-09-15 10:39:04 UTC
Grandma, is that you!!??

Ungi maðurinn þekkir reglurnar, en gamli maðurinn þekkir undantekningarnar. The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

Hugs n Kisses
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#95 - 2011-09-15 11:08:06 UTC
i need to go slit my wrists right now.
Tes Schwarz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#96 - 2011-09-15 11:13:38 UTC
Mmm, shall we go again?

╭∩╮(◣_◢)╭∩╮
ChromeStriker
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#97 - 2011-09-15 11:17:42 UTC
(shruggs) you should see what we did to the other rooms

No Worries
Evil Pacmann
BLAP.
#98 - 2011-09-15 11:24:56 UTC
oh no not again...
Fawcks
Doomheim
#99 - 2011-09-15 12:30:13 UTC
Evil Pacmann wrote:
oh no not again...

:D
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#100 - 2011-09-15 12:41:57 UTC
I thought people said Incarna had NO CONTENT !?

or

It's always safest with your ALT

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