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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Riyria Twinpeaks
Perkone
Caldari State
#9741 - 2014-03-11 12:59:00 UTC
Marcus Gord wrote:
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Random R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!


Yeah .. uh .. you know.. I gotta go now, sorry.

/me starts running before weird tentacled elder gods appear.
Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#9742 - 2014-03-11 13:02:52 UTC
*bright vacant smile*

I must insist you stay. It will be glorious!!

*bright unfaltering vacant smile*
Bronden Neopatus
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#9743 - 2014-03-11 14:29:22 UTC
Bless us O Lord, and these thy gifts, Which we are about to receive, from thy bounty, Through Christ, Our Lord. Amen.

She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.

Harrison Kion
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
#9744 - 2014-03-11 23:06:09 UTC
That movie was SWEEEEEETTTTTT
Harrison Kion
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
#9745 - 2014-03-12 02:04:18 UTC
wait a second
Commissar Kate
NulzSec
#9746 - 2014-03-12 02:12:07 UTC
Wait, aren't you the guy that slept with his own clone?

Gross
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#9747 - 2014-03-12 04:41:25 UTC
Take that uniform off this instant young lady.

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.

Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#9748 - 2014-03-12 07:03:15 UTC
I'm Sorry but no.
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#9749 - 2014-03-12 08:58:14 UTC
You have to join my corp in order for me to consider even thinking about the idea of that.

til then, GTFO MY BED Evil
Graygor
1kB Realty
#9750 - 2014-03-12 09:18:22 UTC
This is the last time i drink window cleaner.

Oh who am i kidding... it far too much.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#9751 - 2014-03-12 11:11:48 UTC
You know, this would be a lot easier, and probably more fun, if you turned off that shield thingie.Blink
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#9752 - 2014-03-12 16:34:12 UTC
Oh hello again Ms Hayes, perhaps I can help take your "shields" off for you?

The Drake is a Lie

Bronto Scorpio
#9753 - 2014-03-12 19:50:56 UTC
You can't handle my amazing hair \o/


*whips head and hair flows in slow-mo*
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#9754 - 2014-03-13 01:20:28 UTC
Bronto Scorpio wrote:
You can't handle my amazing hair \o/


*whips head and hair flows in slow-mo*

Wow. Can't deny you knew how to tickle and tease with that head of hair.

Head and Shoulders above the rest Blink

Concord Approved Trader

Commissar Kate
NulzSec
#9755 - 2014-03-13 01:22:55 UTC
You cant handle my short hair...

And I've waited ages to wake up to you again.

What a night!
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#9756 - 2014-03-13 01:41:23 UTC
The smile on my face this morning doesn't lie.

Purrs, pouts and puppy eyes hoping you'll stay another night.

Concord Approved Trader

Commissar Kate
NulzSec
#9757 - 2014-03-13 02:02:04 UTC
Your smile and puppy eyes have put a trance on me. I just had to stay one more night.
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#9758 - 2014-03-13 04:06:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
Waking up with a smile once more...

The fine wine, the food, and the romantic film we both wept at together before having fun until the sun started to rise.

It was a perfect evening.

Still purring Big smile

Concord Approved Trader

Bronto Scorpio
#9759 - 2014-03-13 04:20:23 UTC
Invite your Commissar friend next time :D
Danica Kaliinen
Kronos TEchnologies
#9760 - 2014-03-13 05:09:47 UTC
No I don't want you to go get pod goo.