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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?
She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.
Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
The Drake is a Lie
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