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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Zillam Reynardine
Stargazer Holdings
#921 - 2011-10-22 11:28:01 UTC
COUSIN

/romanvoice
Roisin Connor
Fight Club Outfit
DammFam
#922 - 2011-10-22 12:35:29 UTC
Wwwooooaaaahhhh! There's an avatar in my bed!!
Zamoria
Gammler Gmbh
#923 - 2011-10-22 12:45:38 UTC
Hey Sweetheart, are we sisters?
Bronden Neopatus
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#924 - 2011-10-22 12:53:27 UTC
Ah, those eyes... i will remember them forever.

She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.
Nalkral Dwlyr
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#925 - 2011-10-22 13:00:49 UTC
Wasnt you female last night!!!!!
Jessie Isagar
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#926 - 2011-10-22 13:08:30 UTC
From the smile on your face I can see it was good for you as well. Blink
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#927 - 2011-10-22 13:49:10 UTC
From the smile on your face I can see that you never understood the concept of "sarcasm".

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Yoshiko Myamoto
Yoshiko Industries
#928 - 2011-10-22 14:45:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Yoshiko Myamoto
Oh, you again... Thats okay.. i suppose, sorry for the Bite marks.
Valari Nala Zena
Perkone
Caldari State
#929 - 2011-10-22 16:04:32 UTC
Where are these bite mar... ooowww hi.
The Offerer
Doomheim
#930 - 2011-10-22 16:49:35 UTC  |  Edited by: The Offerer
A Caldari chick in my bed?Ugh Where's my wallet?Shocked
Xam Nesse
Running Unicorns
#931 - 2011-10-22 16:53:20 UTC
Thank you Sir, may I have another.
Aquila Draco
#932 - 2011-10-22 17:01:34 UTC
No avatar can get in my bed because we are locked alone in ours CQ... and no more development... :/
Aidan Brooder
Dynasphere Ltd.
#933 - 2011-10-22 17:42:32 UTC
I cannot even lie down on my bed, how should I find a good looking lady there?
Doesn't hurt to dream from time to time though.

Blog: http://aidanbrooder.wordpress.com My EVE Playlist on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSNuHY7z8n1q1BdLvW2verIfH8vvWtz_x
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#934 - 2011-10-22 19:22:06 UTC
He toreado en peores plazas, pero ninguna más fea.

Which is not a compliment, as you may figure.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Matthew97
#935 - 2011-10-22 19:35:59 UTC
Generally I don't sleep :/ I just watch the big tv screen over and over and over again What?
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#936 - 2011-10-22 20:27:42 UTC
A good dark silken mask is your best friend when your giant screen has not got a remote.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Terminal Insanity
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#937 - 2011-10-22 20:43:38 UTC
Din'stalor Alaric wrote:
Put the bunny in the bag!


Err, wheres the application forms for Minmatar Gay Rights League?

"War declarations are never officially considered griefing and are not a bannable offense, and it has been repeatedly stated by the developers that the possibility for non-consensual PvP is an intended feature." - CCP
Amber Katelo
Doomheim
#938 - 2011-10-22 21:30:25 UTC
I didn't know you could fit attachments to monocles.
Kiyl
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
#939 - 2011-10-22 21:41:08 UTC
Where are my pants?
Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#940 - 2011-10-22 21:46:04 UTC
over there... in the airlock.
you should go and get them.

ignore the fact that my hand is hovering over a suspect red button.

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.