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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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David Kir
Hotbirds
#9041 - 2013-11-15 18:27:36 UTC
Laudenum Hayes wrote:
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Say, why do you wear those glasses in bed?
Wait.
Don't.

Friends are like cows: if you eat them, they die.

Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#9042 - 2013-11-15 19:46:53 UTC
Oh, my lord where are my morning after pills.....

Bring your possibles.

Naomi Tichim
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
#9043 - 2013-11-16 21:02:07 UTC
Hey, sexy. Want some coffee?
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#9044 - 2013-11-16 21:05:45 UTC
Dont look so sad. I am not going to kill you.

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Naomi Tichim
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
#9045 - 2013-11-16 22:30:18 UTC
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#9046 - 2013-11-17 01:05:12 UTC
Let us get our Bibles and pray to the loving lord for the safety of our everlasting souls.

Ha, just kidding. Let's make out again like hot mindless monkeys.

Bring your possibles.

Naomi Tichim
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
#9047 - 2013-11-17 04:34:50 UTC
Mmm, I like the way you think...
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9048 - 2013-11-17 06:53:59 UTC
You again huh?

Good thing you also validate parking. Blink

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Kesthely
State War Academy
Caldari State
#9049 - 2013-11-18 01:46:56 UTC
No need to use the pads anymore hun, i've seen whats under it, its enough. Also could you move slightly to the left, that light is hurting my eyes
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#9050 - 2013-11-18 01:50:35 UTC
What do you mean "the safe word is 'Kayzum'"?!?

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!

Morrin Joe
Infinitech
#9051 - 2013-11-18 06:35:15 UTC
Um um um....*as she hides her almost B's*....those are really really um um..... tasty :P

DISCLAIMER: Morrin Joe is a male truck driver from Detroit who has a full beard, weighs 369 pounds and has big tits!

PS: Cookies anyone?  

Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#9052 - 2013-11-18 16:18:39 UTC
Did you really have to use that much chloroform?

Bring your possibles.

Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#9053 - 2013-11-18 17:18:53 UTC
Thats only the beginning.

Now that you're done with your Sunday School classes, we have a wrestling match to finish.
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#9054 - 2013-11-18 19:15:04 UTC
In Nutella I presume?

Can I help clean it off? :P

The Drake is a Lie

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#9055 - 2013-11-18 23:58:08 UTC
Ugg, I fell asleep in the H&Q forum again didn't I?

Nice of you to help me into bed. Now just fix me some nice bacon and eggs and we'll call this question answered. Blink

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Kyseth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#9056 - 2013-11-19 00:04:30 UTC
Question? You invited me, remember?

*walks off to make breakfast*
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#9057 - 2013-11-19 00:08:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Xercodo
*Shoves the look alike out the door after taking him out with a frying pan*

Can't forget the hashbrowns, where else you gonna get all those carbs to burn?!

And trust me, you'll need them...

The Drake is a Lie

Kyseth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#9058 - 2013-11-19 00:12:12 UTC
*rubs his head*
Ok evil Chinese twin... I've had about enough of you Evil
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#9059 - 2013-11-19 00:13:24 UTC
*ensures the door is locked before finishing the cooking*

The Drake is a Lie

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#9060 - 2013-11-19 00:15:43 UTC
Oh my! Calm down gentlemen, you'll ruin the eggs!

I've trained my targetting up high, so I can tackle more than one opponent at once. Well, anywhere but in the kitchen. I'll leave the hashbrowns to you guys to fight over.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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