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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Leo DeSeis
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7801 - 2013-04-16 15:30:32 UTC
Why is my bed breathing?

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Totalrx
NA No Assholes
#7802 - 2013-04-16 16:53:18 UTC
Why do you remind me of Rimmer from Red Dwarf?
Dazz Riiiiiiight
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7803 - 2013-04-16 17:39:15 UTC
WHERES THE BEEF?
Leo DeSeis
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7804 - 2013-04-16 19:48:16 UTC
You got something on your lips...I think

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Mizz Sunshine
#7805 - 2013-04-18 13:53:41 UTC
No need to hide in the shadows my dear. There are many other men out there who suffer from Erectile dysfunction, so no need to be ashamed. And the market got some boosters to fix it.
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#7806 - 2013-04-18 14:06:03 UTC
For cryin' out loud, woman. By yourself a toy and several sets of industrial grade batteries.

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Mizz Sunshine
#7807 - 2013-04-18 14:42:45 UTC
WTB Navy Cap charges 800
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#7808 - 2013-04-18 18:23:26 UTC
Well, if you insist.... As Zorba the Greek said: “If a woman sleeps alone it puts a shame on all men. God has a very big heart, but there is one sin He will not forgive. If a woman calls a man to her bed and he will not go.”
Leo DeSeis
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7809 - 2013-04-18 22:53:04 UTC
I better get breakfast

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#7810 - 2013-04-18 23:26:33 UTC
i'm in the mood for omelets. mushrooms, green pepper and onion please. and extra cheese.

make it perfect...and maybe i won't smother you to death.
Leo DeSeis
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7811 - 2013-04-18 23:27:34 UTC
But...I'm blind

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#7812 - 2013-04-18 23:29:00 UTC
clocks ticking, earthworm.
Leo DeSeis
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7813 - 2013-04-18 23:30:41 UTC
Yes ma'am

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#7814 - 2013-04-18 23:31:52 UTC
Last time I get wasted at a Twilight convention....

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Leo DeSeis
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7815 - 2013-04-18 23:38:13 UTC
Carl? Is that you?

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Aerethir El-Kharisti
#7816 - 2013-04-20 20:07:16 UTC
Leo DeSeis wrote:
Carl? Is that you?



Must... escape... before it sees me with the good eye Shocked

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Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#7817 - 2013-04-22 17:52:34 UTC
Oh great, I dragged another emo kid in here.

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Theblackscorpio
#7818 - 2013-04-22 18:15:22 UTC
Cat Troll wrote:
Oh great, I dragged another emo kid in here.


Oh great, another cadet with an unwashed Quafe shirt.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#7819 - 2013-04-22 18:33:48 UTC
Excellent! Wait, you're female, right?
Sheimi Madaveda
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7820 - 2013-04-22 18:41:02 UTC
...(silent protagonist)

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