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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#7681 - 2013-03-20 07:38:37 UTC
Do not know who you are, but you are leaving either by the docking tube, or by waste jettison... *levels scrambler pistol*

Check a box.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7682 - 2013-03-20 07:59:38 UTC
Give me your shades, your clothes and your motorcycle.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#7683 - 2013-03-20 10:24:28 UTC
i was going to give you two ISK, but even that might be overtipping.

;)

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#7684 - 2013-03-21 07:38:16 UTC
from behind you look like a million iskies.

from the front, you owe me a billion.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7685 - 2013-03-22 12:13:19 UTC
*in bad chinese dubbing*

We meet again.... our awesome pose.... shall kungfu fight!

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#7686 - 2013-03-22 12:16:07 UTC
Gogo LAGL Man!

Give him an OOPE punch

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#7687 - 2013-03-22 12:20:12 UTC
Invite Seaede over to join us probably.

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#7688 - 2013-03-22 21:58:42 UTC
Batteries... my drones run on microfusion... Oh...
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#7689 - 2013-03-23 06:57:21 UTC
So THAT's what that was last night... Shocked
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Aerethir El-Kharisti
#7690 - 2013-03-24 18:21:56 UTC
Qaidan Alenko wrote:
So THAT's what that was last night... Shocked


What was last night?= Not much apparently, as the tattoo is relatively small Cool

With great power comes great electricity bill.
Nikko Jiangtibayan
Ghosts That Linger
#7691 - 2013-03-25 02:49:01 UTC
Aerethir El-Kharisti wrote:
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No offense, but damn man, you need to lighten up Shocked I don't know why I let you in here with a face like that...

Hello...mate. 

Mizhir: "Brakes are for cowards and they makes the ship heavier."
Charlepetit LaJoie
Trust Me Ltd
#7692 - 2013-03-25 03:07:44 UTC
Roleplay-Shmoleplay. I refuse to wear that French maid uniform.
...It's not my turn.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7693 - 2013-03-25 05:57:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Graygor
You go to bed with George Clooney and you wake up next to the voice of Steve.

Alcohol... you are a harsh mistress.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7694 - 2013-03-25 12:51:46 UTC
kill him


seriously you are shitting up this thread by posting more than once a page.

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

Bjron
501st Amarr
#7695 - 2013-03-25 13:50:38 UTC
Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:
kill him


seriously you are shitting up this thread by posting more than once a page.

Can I transfer to a clone that doesn't contain this memory?
Niveau
#7696 - 2013-03-25 15:21:48 UTC
you even SLEEP with the shades on?
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#7697 - 2013-03-25 20:55:17 UTC
Niveau wrote:
you even SLEEP with the shades on?


OK, Miss, I get it...you used to f*ck girls like me in prison.

First, you are no longer in prison.

Second, I am not a girl like me.


I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#7698 - 2013-03-25 20:59:12 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Niveau wrote:
you even SLEEP with the shades on?


OK, Miss, I get it...you used to f*ck girls like me in prison.

First, you are no longer in prison.

Second, I am not a girl like me.




Dammit Zimmy, did you have to use all of the coffee? you finished the hot water off as well. Cry

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7699 - 2013-03-26 04:13:52 UTC
4 bacon, 2 sausages, black pudding, beans and some fried bread please. Oh and a hard fried egg.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Sparkly Cat
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#7700 - 2013-03-26 05:34:40 UTC
Good morning! Bacon shell tacos for breakfast?