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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#701 - 2011-10-11 05:45:06 UTC
You're cute, but trsut me when I say this, dear: take out that dark goggles when you are in a station. Someday you may get yourself into a really wrong bedroom. You've been so lucky i'm not in the bi trade... Roll

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Rache Le'Bonbon
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#702 - 2011-10-11 06:29:40 UTC
Eh, at least she knows how to please a woman! and wow does she know!
Commander Fugly
Doomheim
#703 - 2011-10-11 11:10:00 UTC
Thank the Gods for Alcohol . . .I must have bought you just enough :-)
Generals4
#704 - 2011-10-11 11:13:03 UTC
Commander Fugly wrote:
Thank the Gods for Alcohol . . .I must have bought you just enough :-)


Damn the Gods for Alcohol, i must have bought myself just too much

_-Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. _

Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#705 - 2011-10-11 19:20:24 UTC
That wasn't really what I meant by PvP.

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.

Palovana
Inner Fire Inc.
#706 - 2011-10-11 19:45:23 UTC
You're much more comfortable to rest my head on than anything in this Minmatar hellhole, but tell me, do those make you float to the top of your pod?
Garwulf
Phoibe Enterprises
#707 - 2011-10-11 20:20:43 UTC
If you will just relax it wont hurt...as much Twisted
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#708 - 2011-10-11 20:24:05 UTC
You can keep the room if you want it, sir. Seriously.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Lindt Elgorriaga
Chocolate latex and leather Social Club
#709 - 2011-10-11 20:30:09 UTC
Never say never again....

Don't consider chocolate as a substitute of sex, consider it as a different pleasure... ...but that won't prevent you from being a pervert

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#710 - 2011-10-11 21:47:56 UTC
Lindt Elgorriaga? Good choice, now please tell me more on the rest of your family names...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Lindt Elgorriaga
Chocolate latex and leather Social Club
#711 - 2011-10-11 22:15:01 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Lindt Elgorriaga? Good choice, now please tell me more on the rest of your family names...



My brothers are Milka, Valor, Nestle, KInder

could talk about chocolate ice cream... belgium haagen dazs....

i , myself am a nice piece of chocolate....

Don't consider chocolate as a substitute of sex, consider it as a different pleasure... ...but that won't prevent you from being a pervert

Rhinanna
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#712 - 2011-10-11 22:34:18 UTC
Whatever drugs I was on yesterday, I now need twice as much, a cold shower, a gun and two bullets ;)

Either that or a brown paper bag ;)

-The sword is only as sharp as the one who wields it! Other names: Drenzul (WoT, WoW, Lineage 2, WarH, BloodBowl, BSG, SC2 and lots more) 

Alec Freeman
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#713 - 2011-10-12 00:15:33 UTC
Oh dear.

Call the doctor i may have a case of the jungle fever.
Ivana D'eath
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#714 - 2011-10-12 00:25:16 UTC
Ivana do bad things to you!
Nerdy Deadshot
In The Goo
EVE Trade Alliance
#715 - 2011-10-12 00:32:56 UTC
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Obsidian Hawk
RONA Midgard Academy
RONA Directorate
#716 - 2011-10-12 01:45:08 UTC
wtf is up with your hair.

Why Can't I have a picture signature.

Also please support graphical immersion, bring back the art that brought people to EvE online originaly.

Xefero
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#717 - 2011-10-12 01:59:07 UTC
Im totally down with dudes who look like women
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#718 - 2011-10-12 02:20:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Akirei Scytale
Xefero wrote:
Im totally down with dudes who look like women


This Face.
Etheoma
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#719 - 2011-10-12 02:24:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Etheoma
I would say could i have 1000isk considering 1000isk is supposed to worth like billions planet side also a fully fitted MWD rifer or if she would be willing a buffer fitted jag
Obsidian Hawk
RONA Midgard Academy
RONA Directorate
#720 - 2011-10-12 02:42:42 UTC
you know your lip ring got stuck last night.

Why Can't I have a picture signature.

Also please support graphical immersion, bring back the art that brought people to EvE online originaly.