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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#7041 - 2013-02-05 18:03:10 UTC
Argh.. dont look at me that way. It was Cynter who stole your bra.

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Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#7042 - 2013-02-05 18:15:12 UTC
Speaking of which... you wouldn't have a spare would you?

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#7043 - 2013-02-05 20:30:48 UTC
Houm, nice size, but mine have a better shape.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#7044 - 2013-02-05 20:43:04 UTC
Tell me agin... Just how did I end up in bed with Lucy Liu?
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#7045 - 2013-02-05 20:47:48 UTC
Oh my, how long without hearing a joke about Lucy Liu... you're lucky today, I'm gonna kiss your cheek before you leave. Please don't mind the shotgun aiming at your groin, it's standard procedure.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#7046 - 2013-02-06 01:31:19 UTC
Lucy? Did you shoot your load again? *trys not to stand in manly parts remains*

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7047 - 2013-02-06 02:12:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Tanthalassa
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
Lucy? Did you shoot your load again? *trys not to stand in manly parts remains*



Who dares to bring up the topic of Lucy Liu? Now it's the ******* time to do it! One and only time!
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#7048 - 2013-02-06 03:53:56 UTC
ok. wake up. come on, wake up! i don't think you'd fit in any of my tops but perhaps we can find you something that wouldn't make an amsterdam prostitute blush. Lol
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#7049 - 2013-02-06 06:05:21 UTC
Well, that was unexpected...

If you will excuse me, I have to prep for departure... A crewman will show you to the docking tube.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Sriracha Nighthawk
Perkone
Caldari State
#7050 - 2013-02-06 06:17:15 UTC
Wait... What the...

*pulls out a gun*

HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE!?

"Kind of like the Caldari version of Adama I guess." -Kairavi Mrithyakara
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#7051 - 2013-02-06 07:53:54 UTC
BTW, your twin is better equipped than you.

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Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#7052 - 2013-02-06 08:47:47 UTC
*Grabs Mizir a cup of tea before slipping back into bed and soflty crooning Little Things in her ear*
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#7053 - 2013-02-06 08:57:17 UTC
Oi I'm over here!

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#7054 - 2013-02-06 09:01:24 UTC
Awww Qaidan, you woke Alice. I thought this was supposed to be our special night.

I guess thats the downside of sharing bed with my roommate.

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#7055 - 2013-02-06 13:36:08 UTC
I can loan you a CQ completely free of recording equipment for an affordable nightly fee.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#7056 - 2013-02-06 13:38:39 UTC
Who said I didn't want recording equipment there?

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#7057 - 2013-02-06 13:49:27 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Who said I didn't want recording equipment there?


You can have it back for a small fee, too.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#7058 - 2013-02-06 13:51:58 UTC
Does it include Waterproof Recording Equipment?

A Shower Scene Is needed ^_^

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#7059 - 2013-02-06 14:08:38 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
Does it include Waterproof Recording Equipment?

A Shower Scene Is needed ^_^


I can supply the shower too. And write a script. Even provide the apropiate company.

All for a fee, Auntie Ish turns your fantasies into reality (as long as don't involve her, as she's quite zealous about her fantasies).

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Charlepetit LaJoie
Trust Me Ltd
#7060 - 2013-02-06 16:14:33 UTC
Ooh, am I on Fantasy Island?
Wait. You're not Ricardo Montalban.