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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#6981 - 2013-01-23 18:50:01 UTC
Oh man, not again. When am I ever going to be able to afford a private room?
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#6982 - 2013-01-23 18:59:57 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Oh man, not again. When am I ever going to be able to afford a private room?


Please close the curtains. Light is bouncing off of your shiny head and hitting me in the face

yes
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#6983 - 2013-01-23 19:40:46 UTC
It was his sled. It was his sled from when he was a kid. There, I just saved you two long, boobless hours.

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#6984 - 2013-01-23 20:34:53 UTC
Why so many men can't tell their trashbin form my CQ? It ain't not even the minmatarr one! Go throw away yourself elswhere, you punk.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#6985 - 2013-01-23 22:11:57 UTC
In the immortal words of Jim Era, "Wat?"
Calico-Jack Daniels
#6986 - 2013-01-23 23:27:50 UTC
Huh?, oh, wow, you have eyes too!!! Didn't notice.

I go well with Quafe...
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#6987 - 2013-01-23 23:32:00 UTC
Next time we share bed. Can you please take shower first?

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#6988 - 2013-01-24 08:52:48 UTC
*Starts jumping up & down on the bed siging "It's Raining Men"*
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Anne Books
Kaltana Industries
#6989 - 2013-01-24 09:36:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Anne Books
*lets a pail of cold water raining over Alenko*

Wake up. We are not finished yet. Twisted

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#6990 - 2013-01-24 10:44:11 UTC
Have you guys ever considered that this very thread is the reason why CCP sacked the whole "walking in Stations" concept?
They are afraid that avatar interaction in stations would inescapably lead to steamy interspecies BDSM orgies all day long and get the game an R-rating.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#6991 - 2013-01-24 12:29:06 UTC
You know, sleeping with the logi pilots doesn't grant you a top spot on our watchlist ..... I kid, I kid ofc it does Twisted

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Calico-Jack Daniels
#6992 - 2013-01-24 17:37:42 UTC
There, I showered.... ready for another go'round? Cool

I go well with Quafe...
Kahu ia Kane'ohe
Perkone
Caldari State
#6993 - 2013-01-25 00:25:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Kahu ia Kane'ohe
Calico-Jack Daniels wrote:
There, I showered.... ready for another go'round? Cool

NO GOD! PLEASE NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Guardian of the Land of Kings ~Sriracha Nighthawk's twin
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#6994 - 2013-01-25 06:13:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Tanthalassa
Kahu ia Kane'ohe wrote:
Calico-Jack Daniels wrote:
There, I showered.... ready for another go'round? Cool

NO GOD! PLEASE NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

/me pulls Kahu ia Kane'ohe from Calico-Jack's grasp: "Would you like to "ride" my "Opux Luxury Yacht?!""

EDIT: Oh, c'mon, this motorboat is practically a yacht !
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#6995 - 2013-01-25 06:28:54 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Have you guys ever considered that this very thread is the reason why CCP sacked the whole "walking in Stations" concept?
They are afraid that avatar interaction in stations would inescapably lead to steamy interspecies BDSM orgies all day long and get the game an R-rating.

And this would be bad... how? Twisted
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Haegir
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6996 - 2013-01-25 18:44:00 UTC
I really need to stop drinking...
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#6997 - 2013-01-25 18:50:00 UTC
is that machinery in your eye socket or are you just happy to see me?
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#6998 - 2013-01-25 20:22:13 UTC
OK, OK, stop putting that face, I will share my milk AND my cookies with you.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#6999 - 2013-01-25 20:31:58 UTC
*reaches up from under the bed and grabs the milk & cookies... Slides back under the bed to enjoy the spoils*

Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Charlepetit LaJoie
Trust Me Ltd
#7000 - 2013-01-25 20:55:28 UTC
*grumblegrumble
Filthy tourists.
*grumblemutter