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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Jesuis L'Ojet-Cinq
#5941 - 2012-11-17 19:54:45 UTC
Kama Sutra!
Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5942 - 2012-11-17 19:58:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Jesuis Cache-Cache
Number Five! How did yo...

...never mind.

We are all going to be...educated now.Twisted




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"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 
Cassadine Reynolds
Kaltana Industries
#5943 - 2012-11-17 23:21:44 UTC
Sorry for chopping your head of in the first place.
I hope,...last night was an appropriate compensation...

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5944 - 2012-11-17 23:34:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Jesuis Cache-Cache
Oh man...There is a head to head joke in there some where.

On a side note, I'm sure Number Five can show you some...interesting situation to be in.

Sooo no hard feelings...

Oh...there's another one.

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#5945 - 2012-11-18 18:50:17 UTC
*Pulls on the elblow length black rubber gloves*

Last night was just a starter... Now we see how far you can go. So just put your legs up in the stirrups and relax... Twisted
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Melvin Coulter
Abyssal Freighting
High Bear Nation.
#5946 - 2012-11-18 19:27:54 UTC
oh dear.... this better be a sick joke...

Move along!
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5947 - 2012-11-18 19:44:31 UTC
Yes...it is actually a sick joke. *puts away pneumatic drill*

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Melvin Coulter
Abyssal Freighting
High Bear Nation.
#5948 - 2012-11-18 20:03:30 UTC
*looks at her*
We can do this without that

*gets the chloroform*

but not with out this!

Move along!
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5949 - 2012-11-18 20:16:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
*faints and is unable to say something to the character above*

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Jesuis L'Ojet-Huit
#5950 - 2012-11-18 22:14:08 UTC
Ха! То, что человек перед вами, имеет большую грудь, чем моя бабушка ...

*revives Zoe with a snort of fine Russian Vodka*



Dorogie Tovarischi! Comrades!




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Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5951 - 2012-11-18 22:33:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Jesuis Cache-Cache
I concur Number eight. And go easy with that...stimulant.

I'll get Number Six to handle Dr. Alenko and...

...Melvin Big Breasts.






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"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 
Melvin Coulter
Abyssal Freighting
High Bear Nation.
#5952 - 2012-11-18 22:34:12 UTC
Jesuis L'Ojet-Huit wrote:
Ха! То, что человек перед вами, имеет большую грудь, чем моя бабушка ...

*revives Zoe with a snort of fine Russian Vodka*



Dorogie Tovarischi! Comrades!




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*slowly reaches for his hand gun*

Move along!
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5953 - 2012-11-18 22:40:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
*pulls over blanket and plays from russia with love*

edit:
I've been double san... ninjaed...I mean ninjaed!

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Jesuis L'Ojet-Douze
#5954 - 2012-11-18 22:47:19 UTC
*enters room from behind Melvin*

*draws cattle prod in her left hand*

*stabs Melvin in the throat with a shiv from her right*

*electros Dr. Alenko*

*evil vixen laugh*

"So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs."

~Elbert Hubbard 
Jesuis L'Ojet-Six
#5955 - 2012-11-18 22:52:25 UTC
我照顾的几...有始有终。我道歉硕士。我会努力在未来更勤奋，当你呼唤我处理一个给定的情况下，你。在你的恩典，我的主，我是谦虚的。我会努力变得更好。我发誓。我照顾的几...有始有终。我道歉硕士。我会努力在未来更勤奋，当你呼唤我处理一个给定的情况下，你。在你的恩典，我的主，我是谦虚的。我会努力变得更好。我发誓。我照顾的几...有始有终。我道歉硕士。我会努力在未来更勤奋，当你呼唤我处理一个给定的情况下，你。在你的恩典，我的主，我是谦虚的。我会努力变得更好。我发誓。
(Sorry, I'm late)




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如果你看到你的酒反映了一个人在你的视线范围，不要喝它。
Jesuis L'Ojet-Neuf
#5956 - 2012-11-18 23:04:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Jesuis L'Ojet-Neuf
*Ties rope around Melvin's feet and hangs him from the ceiling*

PINATA!

*crawls under the covers for Russia W/ Love."

Abran paso a cosas calientes! Me compré ... CHIHIES!

...and tequila!




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"Hay un cierto placer en la locura, que solo el loco conoce." ~ Pablo Neruda
Melvin Coulter
Abyssal Freighting
High Bear Nation.
#5957 - 2012-11-18 23:09:58 UTC
*comes back from the clone vault*

**** this

*seals the room and sucks the air out*

Move along!
Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5958 - 2012-11-18 23:14:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Jesuis Cache-Cache
Well then...

Just gonna take your ball and go home, huh?


...and put that bra back on! For Pete's sake, those things are at your belt, for crying out loud...




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"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5959 - 2012-11-18 23:18:20 UTC
*quickly hauls 6 & 12 under the blanket because of it's hermetic features*

Take your space ladys, it's a little tight in here, but it must fit for a while...

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5960 - 2012-11-19 00:01:07 UTC
It's OK ladies, Mr. Poopy Pants is gone. You can come out now.

Girls? Gir...

*raises blanket*

GREAT SCOTT!!

You're like....a bunch of...worms under there!




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"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson