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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5921 - 2012-11-16 23:51:49 UTC
This is definitly the most disgracing thing that ever happened to me...time for the >PoWeR OF 2<
Cassadine Reynolds
Kaltana Industries
#5922 - 2012-11-16 23:53:40 UTC
*elegantly removes Caches head from his torso by the sharp blade of her Katana*
Anne Books
Kaltana Industries
#5923 - 2012-11-16 23:56:44 UTC
*strips numer 12 of her cattle prod and zaps her into unconsciousness, immediatly tying her up*
Sheryl Reynolds
Kaltana Industries
#5924 - 2012-11-16 23:58:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Sheryl Reynolds
*kidnapps numer 7 and gets her trashed with an overdose of oktoberfest-booze*

OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=236043&find=unread The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe: http://i.imgur.com/mufDw3B.png

Kheily Books
Kaltana Industries
#5925 - 2012-11-17 00:00:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Kheily Books
*haz the most honorable part in freeing Zoe out of her misery and throwing her back into bed next to Fener and into topic*

OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=236043&find=unread The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe: http://i.imgur.com/mufDw3B.png

Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5926 - 2012-11-17 00:01:51 UTC
*blinks at Fener*

Sorry!,.. I was distracted for a moment...what did you just say?

*pant*
Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5927 - 2012-11-17 02:04:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Jesuis Cache-Cache
WTF!

I gingerly toss slices...no...DELI cut slices of ham at your bare behind and I am beheaded for it?

By the whole damn family...no less...

...I love it!

Now, back to pank-pank....ie, little less gankin' and a lot more spankin'.

BTW Power of 2 does not mean power of...20.

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 

Jesuis L'Ojet-Six
#5928 - 2012-11-17 04:01:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Jesuis L'Ojet-Six
我带来了针,硕士。我带来了针,硕士。我可以很容易地取出每个人都在房间里,或整个系统,如果这是你所希望的。
( I brought needles, Master. )


你需要我的服务吗?你需要我的服务吗?只要给我一个手势,我将飞入挺高的行动。因此采取了他们的整个家族。
( Do you require my...services? )




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如果你看到你的酒反映了一个人在你的视线范围,不要喝它。

Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5929 - 2012-11-17 04:06:22 UTC
Indeed my dear Number Six...indeed.

Start with...well, it's your choice, my dear.

* with lightning speed, #6 throws a slew of needles. Each one finding it's mark in a nerve of the neck. Paralyzing the entire room.*

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 

Jesuis L'Ojet-Six
#5930 - 2012-11-17 04:19:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Jesuis L'Ojet-Six
从字面上看:听证会是不是不如听到,听到不如看到,看到的是不不如精神上知道的,心理上知道是不是不如作用,真正的学习持续的行动出来 常见的有:我听到了,我忘了,我看,我记得我做,我知道。道德:你只能尝试自己理解的东西。日期:告诉我,我[]忘记。我和我[将]记得。包括我和我[将]了解。另外:你可以不明白,直到你在别人的鞋走一英里。
( Done...)




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如果你看到你的酒反映了一个人在你的视线范围,不要喝它。

Jesuis L'Ojet-Sept
#5931 - 2012-11-17 05:02:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Jesuis L'Ojet-Sept
Sheryl Reynolds wrote:
*kidnapps numer 7 and gets her trashed with an overdose of oktoberfest-booze*

Me like dis Reynolds...she make mama drink and pass gas...no pass..OUT yes, dat right...pass out.

Me come to and vant dis Sheryl to help find sis-vife of man-girly. Ve pank and make rosy cheeks with backside.


Nun, Miss Sheryl ... komm zu geben mama Zucker.





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"Alle Teile des menschlichen Körpers müde schließlich - mit Ausnahme der Zunge." ~ Konrad Adenauer

Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#5932 - 2012-11-17 08:33:59 UTC
Your attempt to flee now that you have awoken from slumber is futile - my grubby paws have a firm hold of your braids - you are going nowhere on your own free will until i appease my desires prior to releasing you .

Concord Approved Trader

Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#5933 - 2012-11-17 08:35:45 UTC
Please Be quiet... I need too Sleep

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#5934 - 2012-11-17 08:43:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
*pokes alice", your point is noted but if only you had given the neighbours earplugs prior to them having to make a complaint about us being up all night Blink

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Bendonni Narri
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#5935 - 2012-11-17 09:53:27 UTC
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
*pokes alice", your point is noted but if only you had given the neighbours earplugs prior to them having to make a complaint about us being up all night Blink


"What are you, a steampunk roleplayer?"

Witty pop culture reference goes here 

Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5936 - 2012-11-17 12:48:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
Your hair is still pretty messed up since last night...you should fix that before meeting with your queen today...

@JCC: Damn, your insane porcellaine doll warrior caught the most of my girls totally off guard. But one of them is still yet to be revealed and waits for revenge in the shadows. BlinkSmile
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#5937 - 2012-11-17 13:54:36 UTC
Is this becomming the official Kaltana industries vs Team Jesuis bedroom war thread?

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
#5938 - 2012-11-17 14:01:56 UTC
Hey how ar- eyes up, sweetie. Last night w- eyes up....and I wan- eyes...up...please? I really think we should do thi- EYES UP.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#5939 - 2012-11-17 14:13:22 UTC
Ehmm, sorry what did your boobs .. ehhh ... ehm .. you say?

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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5940 - 2012-11-17 14:59:53 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Is this becomming the official Kaltana industries vs Team Jesuis bedroom war thread?


Look, see it this way: Whole Kaltana Industries is sacrificing it's members to protect you from getting zapped by evil abominations of nature. Blink