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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Uudoo Graeth
Darkstar Squadron
#5861 - 2012-11-15 17:05:55 UTC
Yes, Alice, it's real and yes it drags when I walk, stop staring, you're making me uncomfortable....
Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5862 - 2012-11-15 18:00:07 UTC
Get your paws off of me...you damn dirty ape!

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 

Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#5863 - 2012-11-15 19:36:04 UTC
Now that it is you who is tied to the bed I got something to tell you. It's payback time and now I will show you what real pain is.

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5864 - 2012-11-15 19:40:24 UTC
*leans back on the nearby sofa and monitors the door in case Jesuis's attendant walks in*
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#5865 - 2012-11-15 20:11:01 UTC
Also Standing Guard ^_^ Twisted

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5866 - 2012-11-15 20:13:06 UTC
It's a party now!!

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 

Jesuis L'Ojet-Douze
#5867 - 2012-11-15 20:14:53 UTC
Oh my...

...how fun.

*draws cattle prod*

zzzzap-zap...

"So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs."

~Elbert Hubbard 

Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5868 - 2012-11-15 20:16:04 UTC
Stand down number 12.

...I want this.

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 

Jesuis L'Ojet-Neuf
#5869 - 2012-11-15 20:19:30 UTC
Estoy al lado!

Traje tequila!

"Hay un cierto placer en la locura, que solo el loco conoce." ~ Pablo Neruda

Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5870 - 2012-11-15 20:21:36 UTC
Number Nine!

Just start spanking...someone!

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 

Jesuis L'Ojet-Neuf
#5871 - 2012-11-15 20:22:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Jesuis L'Ojet-Neuf
Sí, mi Señor...

Comparte el sofá, la señorita Zoe?

*bites Zoe on the...um...the..toe"

and...*spank-spank*

"Hay un cierto placer en la locura, que solo el loco conoce." ~ Pablo Neruda

Eddy Gambino
Doomheim
#5872 - 2012-11-15 20:35:59 UTC
Looks like I am just in time....
Jesuis L'Ojet-Douze
#5873 - 2012-11-15 20:45:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Jesuis L'Ojet-Douze
You have no idea....

*stabs Eddy in the throat with a shiv*

*pulls battery through door and connects jumper cables*

Oh...Alice.

zzzzzap....

"So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs."

~Elbert Hubbard 

Eddy Gambino
Doomheim
#5874 - 2012-11-15 20:50:44 UTC
Jesuis L'Ojet-Douze wrote:
You have no idea....

*stabs Eddy in the throat with a shiv*

*pulls battery through door and connects jumper cables*

Oh...Alice.

zzzzzap....


Oui, Je sais.......................*dead*
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5875 - 2012-11-15 21:08:02 UTC
I just took a nap for a sec and the whole CQ is filled with pain and terror by the Jesuis-Project...

*flashes into action by drawing neufs whip and wrapping it around her neck*

It was impressive to see her biting and spanking simultaneously...can I borrow her for a while? ^-^
Eddy Gambino
Doomheim
#5876 - 2012-11-15 21:12:39 UTC
Tell me it was you who resuscitated me....
Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5877 - 2012-11-15 21:15:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Jesuis Cache-Cache
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
It was impressive to see her biting and spanking simultaneously...can I borrow her for a while? ^-^
Only if you leave the tequila.

And have her home by...nine.


Eddy Gambino wrote:
Tell me it was you who resuscitated me....

No..no...

That was Uudoo Graeth.

...and that midget.

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 

Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#5878 - 2012-11-15 21:30:16 UTC
Jesuis Cache-Cache wrote:
Only if you leave the tequila. And have her home by...nine.


Great! I will treat her like she was my own property, promised. Twisted
Well then, number nine...follow me! *drags her along on the whip*
Jesuis L'Ojet-Neuf
#5879 - 2012-11-15 21:44:02 UTC
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
Great! I will treat her like she was my own property, promised. Twisted
Well then, number nine...follow me! *drags her along on the whip*

Sí, señora.

Tengo más cuero ... juguetes.

... y por favor ... no sé amable.

"Hay un cierto placer en la locura, que solo el loco conoce." ~ Pablo Neruda

Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5880 - 2012-11-15 21:49:37 UTC
You girls have fun. Take pictures...

Be careful, Zoe.

Number Nine is...moody.

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson