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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Kheily Books
Kaltana Industries
#5601 - 2012-11-07 14:58:41 UTC
*stops Sam and aligns him to Alice again*

*giggles*

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#5602 - 2012-11-07 17:42:39 UTC
How about one more for the road? Don't worry about this morning breath, I'll brush first...
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5603 - 2012-11-07 18:33:52 UTC
Whisky is not mouthwash, go brush your teeth.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#5604 - 2012-11-07 18:47:03 UTC
Oh hey baby, you want in too? I can handle two foxes at once. ::takes two Viagra and a Cialis::
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#5605 - 2012-11-07 20:12:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Kenneth O'Hara
Umm... Viagra and Cialis are pretty much the same thing. You'd have far better results taking two more viagra and 3 lines of coke. Just sayin'!

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#5606 - 2012-11-07 20:32:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
Umm... Viagra and Cialis are pretty much the same thing. You'd have far better results taking two more viagra and 3 lines of coke. Just sayin'!

OK, three viagra, three lines, one dozen oysters, one Spanish fly, one rhino horn, and one tiger testicle. Oh yeah, and a Red Bull. I think with that I can handle these two ladies. Not sure though, they're pretty wild. Standby in case I need some backup.
Kheily Books
Kaltana Industries
#5607 - 2012-11-07 20:33:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Kheily Books
Cialis - It won't make her any hotter, but it will make you not care for up to three hours!

edit:
OMFG! ShockedCoolRollLol

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Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#5608 - 2012-11-07 20:39:54 UTC
>.<

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5609 - 2012-11-07 20:40:02 UTC
@ Khergit Deserters...

Ok Hop Sing...

Have you actually LShockedKED at some of the avis around here? Hell, that alone is walking Viagra.

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#5610 - 2012-11-07 20:42:51 UTC
I don't even wanna know what goes on in front of your computer screen...

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _
Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5611 - 2012-11-07 20:58:20 UTC
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
I don't even wanna know what goes on in front of your computer screen...

No....

...you don't.

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5612 - 2012-11-07 21:51:07 UTC
Ah... I see, those are where the jumper cables go, right?

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#5613 - 2012-11-07 22:08:07 UTC
So last night was just to get into my pants before you took my soul. Jokes on you... I don't have a soul.

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#5614 - 2012-11-07 22:11:31 UTC
*Glomps*

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#5615 - 2012-11-07 22:20:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Kenneth O'Hara
*Light up a cigarette,takes a long slow drag and blows it toward the ceiling* I'll be ready for round 3 after this cig.

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _
Esta Ivalla
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5616 - 2012-11-07 22:48:03 UTC
*man...i really need to stop taking drinks from stranger*
Jesuis Cache-Cache
#5617 - 2012-11-07 22:53:06 UTC
*spank spank*

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." - Johnny Carson 
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#5618 - 2012-11-07 23:00:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Ha ha, very funny guys. The old Frozen-Corpse-in-the-bed trick. You guys are a barrel of laughs.
Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
#5619 - 2012-11-07 23:16:24 UTC
Ahahaha I get it now hahaha. Wax on, wax off. Hahaha...haha...ha

Nice.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5620 - 2012-11-07 23:44:16 UTC
Big smile

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"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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