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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Destriouth Hollow
Star-Destroying-Warlords
#4721 - 2012-09-23 21:43:40 UTC
Should I get breakfast honey? (:
Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#4722 - 2012-09-23 22:10:43 UTC
Destriouth Hollow wrote:
Should I get breakfast honey? (:

Yes... It's right through that door...
Cpt Gobla
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4723 - 2012-09-23 22:28:17 UTC
Why have you stuffed balloons below your shirt?

You do know it just looks weird right?
Francis Imsalsa
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#4724 - 2012-09-24 02:19:28 UTC
the **** did i do last night?
Zuroku Podiene
Blood Raven Syndicate
#4725 - 2012-09-24 12:14:40 UTC
A woman this time?

AWW-MAN!!!!

I wasn't drunk enough.

...and your security status just got lowered.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#4726 - 2012-09-25 10:41:51 UTC
Hello? HELLO?

Ack damnit.... I killed another one...

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Rhat Dakota
Paksenarion Dorthansdotter
#4727 - 2012-09-25 12:49:26 UTC
Why is there a bright light ahead, wait a minute, oh man, that Alice killed me. Worth it
Cassadine Reynolds
Kaltana Industries
#4728 - 2012-09-25 22:04:24 UTC
*yaaaawwwnn* waking up next to alice and two dead male bodys again...business as usual.
But where are my slippers, dammit??!!

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Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#4729 - 2012-09-26 11:22:01 UTC
Sorry I couldn't find a Mug for my Coffee... So yeah your Slipper is awfully wet :|

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Zuroku Podiene
Blood Raven Syndicate
#4730 - 2012-09-26 12:27:25 UTC
Now I can tell my friends I've had me some Saki and not mean liquor. Cool

You owe me some ISK for frying my implants.
Cpt BloodyMary Harlok
Empire Endeavors
#4731 - 2012-09-26 13:14:56 UTC
What? Where did I pick this guy up? No more Vodka.
Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
#4732 - 2012-09-26 13:20:38 UTC
Cpt BloodyMary Harlok wrote:
What? Where did I pick this guy up? No more Vodka.


I hope I wake up next to her again tomorrow. :p

Star Jump Drive A new way to traverse the galaxy.

I invented Tiericide
Amber Katelo
Doomheim
#4733 - 2012-09-26 15:28:32 UTC
Don't look at me like that. You started it by saying "Watch this..."
Jim Era
#4734 - 2012-09-26 15:35:32 UTC
*jumps in the shredder

Wat™
Amber Katelo
Doomheim
#4735 - 2012-09-26 19:31:43 UTC
That is not what jumpclones are for.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#4736 - 2012-09-26 19:55:28 UTC
I wouldn't jump much, you may hurt your back.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Bigpimping
Pimp Inc.
#4737 - 2012-09-26 20:01:06 UTC
****! you're supposed to be dead
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#4738 - 2012-09-26 20:36:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
ADJÚRO ergo te, omnis immundíssime spíritus, omne phantásma, omnis incúrsio sátanæ, in nómini Jesu Christi + Nazaréni, qui post lavácrum Joánnis in desértum ductus est, et te in tuis sédibus vicit: ut, quem ille de limo terræ ad honórem gloriæ suæ formávit, tu désinas impugnáre: et in hómine miserábili non humánam fragilitátem, sed imáginem omnipoténtis Dei contremíscas. Cede ergo Deo +, qui te , et malítiam tuam in Pharaóne, et in exércitu ejus per Moysen servum suum in abýssum demérsit. Cede Deo +, qui te per fidelíssimum servum suum David de rege Saule spirituálibus cánticis pulsus fugávit. Cede Deo +, qui te in Juda Iscarióti proditóre damnávit. Ille enim te divínis + verbéribus tangit, in cujus conspéctu *** tuis legiónibus tremens et clamans dixísti: Quid nobis es tibi, Jesu, Fili Dei altíssii? Venísti huc ante tempus torquére nos? Ille te perpétuis flammis urget, qui in fine témporum dictúrus est impiés: Discédite a me, maledícti, in ignem ætérnum, qui parátus est diábolo et ángelis ejus. Tibi enim, ímpie, et ángelis tuis vermes erunt, qui nunquam moriéntur. Tibi, et ángelis tuis inextinguíbile præparátur incendium: quia tu es prínceps maledícte homicídii, tu auctor incéstus, tu sacrilegórum caput, tu actiónum pessimárum magister, tu hæreticórum doctor, tu tortius obsc£nitatis invéntor. Exi ergo +, ímpie, exi +, sceleráte, exi *** omni fallácia tua: quia hóminem templum suum esse vóluit Deus. Sed quid diútius moráris hic? Da honórem Deo Patri + omnipoténti, cui omne genu fléctitur. Da locum Dómino Jesu + Christo, qui pro hómine sánguinem suum sacratíssimum fudit. Da locum Spíritui + Sancto, qui per beátum Apóstolum suum Petrum te maniféste stravit in Simóne mago; qui falláciam tuam in Ananía et Saphíra condemnávit; qui te in Heróde rege honórem Deo non dante percússit; qui te in mago Elyma per Apóstolum suum Paulum cæcitátis calígine pérdidit, et per eúndem de Pythonissa verbo ímperans exíre præcépit. Discéde ergo nunc +, discéde +, sedúctor. Tibi erémus sedes est. Tibi habitátio serpens est: humiliáre, et prostérnere. Jam non est différendi tempus. Ecce enim dominátor Dóminus próximat cito, et ignis ardébit ante ipsum, et præcédet, et inflammábit in circúitu inimícus ejus. Si enim hómines fefélleris. Deum non póteris irridére. Ille te ejécit, cujus óculis nihil occúltum est. Ille te expéllit, cujus virtúti univérsa subjécta sunt. Ille te exclúdit, qui tibi, et ángels tuis præparávit ætérnam gehénnam; de cujos ore exíbit gládius acútus: Qui ventúrus est judicáre vivos et mórtuos et sæculum per ignem.

Amen.
Prædicta omnia, quatenus opus sit, repeti possunt, donec obsessus sit omnino liberatus.

Juvabi praeterea plurimum super obsessum sæpe repetere Pater noster, Ave Maria et Credo, atque hæc, quæ infra notantur, devote dicere.

Canticum Magníficat, ut supra; in fine Glória Patri.
Canticum Benedíctus, ut supra: in fine Glória Patri.

*Bigpimping vanishes into thin air*

It's quite complicated to remember in which side of the line you are after so many poddings...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Fraxi Nilanth
Alexylva Paradox
#4739 - 2012-09-26 20:47:13 UTC
Oh....um...uh....*blushes* hi.

Fraxi Nilanth: Albino Spacejanitor Extraordinaire
Anne Books
Kaltana Industries
#4740 - 2012-09-26 21:40:37 UTC
uhh...your hair...was that me??

Pinups | Bloodhorses