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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#3481 - 2012-07-12 13:04:53 UTC
You get 10/10 for performance, endurance and stamina.

11/10 for satisfaction.

Might need a transfusion for the blood i lost due to being bitten but i am not complaining Big smile

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Lyskal Oskold
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#3482 - 2012-07-12 13:51:54 UTC
*wakes up covered in the blood, nude*

I need to stop drinking.

"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice." - Eleanor Lamb
Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
#3483 - 2012-07-12 14:03:47 UTC
...so good I apparently f***ed the color off you
Lyskal Oskold
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#3484 - 2012-07-12 14:10:03 UTC
Right after I apparently rolled you around in butter.Pirate

"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice." - Eleanor Lamb
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#3485 - 2012-07-12 14:18:32 UTC
That bacon grease sure worked well as a substitute for proper lube since we had to improvise Big smile

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Riall
Doomheim
#3486 - 2012-07-12 15:52:30 UTC
Go brush your teeth first...

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[center] Keepin' it... me.[/center]

Tyreul Severasse
#3487 - 2012-07-12 15:59:13 UTC
Am I dreaming?
Quora Fields
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3488 - 2012-07-12 16:15:16 UTC
Peekaboo!
Serena Serene
Heretic University
#3489 - 2012-07-12 16:21:05 UTC
Glad you're still here, gorgeous.
Majestic Twilight
Doomheim
#3490 - 2012-07-12 16:52:09 UTC
Thank you pretty kitten. Now be a doll and make me breakfast......
Dazz Riiiiiiight
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3491 - 2012-07-12 17:17:39 UTC
Keep Eatin it or i snap your neck
Lilliana Stelles
#3492 - 2012-07-12 17:22:49 UTC
*hides*

I swear, the things I get myself into.
What have I woken up with? Seems my monocle must have been acting up last night.

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Estheria Quintessimo
Mechanical Eagles Inc.
#3493 - 2012-07-12 18:10:34 UTC
@Lilliana Stelles

Uh? Honey .... we used up all the battery juices last night!
It needs to recharge. Can I plug it in your eye?

Neque femina amissa pudicitia alia abnuerit.
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#3494 - 2012-07-12 18:21:54 UTC
Let's order a pizza. I'm hungry now.

Bring your possibles.
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#3495 - 2012-07-12 18:30:03 UTC
Good morning pretty one.

Have some wine. It goes well with this omelette...

Upgrading Local to Eliminate All AFK Influence What if Local Chat changed, Hunting the Cloaked...
Aulx-Gao Ekanon
#3496 - 2012-07-12 19:37:45 UTC
@Nikk Narrel

You really need to take those goggles off next time. The insides of my thighs are bruised.

_Naughty by nature, wicked by choice. _
Guy Marmalade
Doomheim
#3497 - 2012-07-12 20:18:13 UTC
I'm going to insist you get tested first. God knows where that has been.

I am not gay, just fancy.
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3498 - 2012-07-12 20:42:06 UTC
When my corpmates asked me to go clubbing I didn't realize they meant the kind with a cloth sack and a police baton... Kindly see yourself out... ouch.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Lord Arakkis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3499 - 2012-07-13 01:40:14 UTC
^^ I have TWO EXTRA PILLOWS!!! Wootness!

Your still a child in the eyes of the universe
Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3500 - 2012-07-13 01:40:27 UTC
Ila Dace wrote:
When my corpmates asked me to go clubbing I didn't realize they meant the kind with a cloth sack and a police baton... Kindly see yourself out... ouch.


your corpmates are all of gallante ....

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