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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2961 - 2012-06-12 11:44:42 UTC
You make the cutest sounds during love making.

Don't ban me, bro!

Smegma Cheesedog
Doomheim
#2962 - 2012-06-12 11:46:32 UTC
you MAKE my bed not sleep in it.
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#2963 - 2012-06-12 19:52:35 UTC
You got to do something to address those cheesy smegma ballsacs before your getting in my bed hence why you had to sleep on the floor.

Concord Approved Trader

Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#2964 - 2012-06-12 20:00:46 UTC
How do you take your tea?

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.

Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#2965 - 2012-06-12 20:05:22 UTC
Cynter DeVries wrote:
How do you take your tea?

Oh, goodie...

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#2966 - 2012-06-12 20:11:58 UTC
Beer Goggles, even Darth Gustav looks good through them.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack

Serena Serene
Heretic University
#2967 - 2012-06-13 05:14:45 UTC
Oh no, not again.. I really promised you plastic surgery while being drunk? This time it wasn't only a promise, it seems.
Sorry.
Shan'Talasha Mea'Questa
The Perfect Harvesting Experience
#2968 - 2012-06-13 06:31:33 UTC
What are you doing up so early.... *pounce*
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#2969 - 2012-06-13 06:40:31 UTC
Good morning, the galley will be bringing you something shortly.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content

Smegma Cheesedog
Doomheim
#2970 - 2012-06-13 12:52:58 UTC
get out of my room you Counting Crows wonderbread idjit
Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#2971 - 2012-06-13 13:55:05 UTC
I'm sure your next clone won't have that issue.
Serena Serene
Heretic University
#2972 - 2012-06-13 13:58:29 UTC
Your lips look tasty..
Atrocitus Parallax
Doomheim
#2973 - 2012-06-13 15:55:38 UTC
I guess chicks with blue hair are crazy, fortunately I dig crazy chicks.
Galadriel Vasquez
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2974 - 2012-06-13 17:23:55 UTC
Please kill me.....

I have tin foil hat trained to 5.

Noverra
Interstellar Cupcake Salvage Inc.
#2975 - 2012-06-13 17:28:30 UTC
So, how was it?

Spacegoth reporting in.

zxc Uisen
Doomheim
#2976 - 2012-06-13 17:32:50 UTC
couldn't i have posted 33m earlier?
Smegma Cheesedog
Doomheim
#2977 - 2012-06-13 18:14:58 UTC
i know you look cranky son, but i HAD to cut that little thing off with a rusty razorblade.
Talon SilverHawk
Patria o Muerte
#2978 - 2012-06-13 18:28:23 UTC
Ask you to fetch my slippers Big smile

Tal

Seichan Lin
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#2979 - 2012-06-13 18:46:59 UTC
Let's go again!
Bjron
501st Amarr
#2980 - 2012-06-13 19:34:59 UTC
Seichan Lin wrote:
Let's go again!

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