My EVE

Based on Akon/Eminem's "Smack That" . I lack the musical talent to take this any further.

[Chorus:]
I scanned you ratting, you clearly weren't watchin' local.
Got the rest of my gang in through the system's worm hole.
Ganked your ship, then hit the gates, now we're in full control
All you can do is safe-up, and listen to us

Smack talk, all in local
Smack talk, "fofo" some more
Smack talk, 'till we get board
Smack talk, ohhh.....
[repeat]

Long-range gang, ready to attack now
All of your gates are locked down by our HACs now.
Your miners weren't listening to chat, now
hot-dropped you ice op and we're popin' all your machs now.
All our tacklers are too fast to track now
Undock and get poped, overloading all our racks now
If we loose a couple ships, SRP when we get back now
Iskies no problem, got tech moons for that now.

[Chorus]

Oooh, looks like another can baiter
They'd better hang on if they want to take this one one.
Get a little 'pew on, gonna switch ships to my Myrmidon, you can bank on it.
Lots of drones, t2 tank, medium nos
Load up on faction ammo and hit undock
Preheat the high rack, yeah I'm coming in hot
Going to run from me? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Instead, look down and I'm getting shot
Convo you, and I'm like "You're...."
You say "I know, let's cut to the chace,
You're in my space, gonna eat your face."
Now I'm desperately spamming warp, trying to get away,
But all I hear is Aurora trying to say
Something about a warp scram, this is not my day.
All that's left to do is hit local and call you gay.

[Chorus]

Sleeper runners rollin', scanner pilots rollin'
Gas mining fleet and all them rollin'
Iskies just flowin', wallet's always growin'
Life's all good when you're out wormholin'. See?
You think "no one can ever find me."
But it's a false sense of security
Because I'm right here cloaked in my loki.

[Chorus]