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Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#101 - 2011-12-06 02:05:09 UTC
I am the Kittani, head of Mewswarm.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#102 - 2011-12-07 01:14:56 UTC

I will treat you honorably, even when we disagree. There are two reasons. One beyond my control and one that's a question of aesthetics. First, when you in the business of treachery, betrayal, spying and fraud, turns out your word is the catalyst that makes all your other assets work. Just as importantly, by being honorable I get to enjoy the rich irony of running an organization dedicated to terror, traitors and lies using friendship, frankness, and fairness. Better than dark chocolate.

I won't pinch pennies but I won't stand for being defrauded unless I really like you in which case its ISK I'd give you anyway that you're having more fun getting from me through theft. I won't come after you if you betray me. I just won't play with you any more. I consider that punishment enough.

Your character will be paid for results and only results. Hard work that results in a near miss results in nearly getting paid. I reserve the right to keep my counsel about anything I might want to give you extra on your next mission because I believe you did it even if you didn't prove yourself this time.

Proof of your Dastardly Deeds is mandatory. Screen shots, chat logs, recorded chat room convos, email copies, and corroboration by other agents within the organization will be required. I reserve the right to not be convinced by your (doubtless) sincere account of not having any proof of a given claim.

Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

Allota VaISK
Self Aggrandisement
#103 - 2011-12-07 02:00:01 UTC
ok
Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#104 - 2011-12-07 19:21:08 UTC
X-rated Holoreel

wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/X-Rated_Holoreel

Some of the most popular titles in New Eden have been produced by front corporations owned by Smiling Friends Social Club.
Naughtybits And Princess Tingly Navigate the Sargasso of Culturally Sanctioned Sexual Illiteracy
Cannibal Stewardess Vixens Unchained and other Meditations on the Arts of Love
Some Holoreels produced by SFSC shell corps that are shown in health classes in Gallante space and illegal in Amarr space.
For kids:
Grownups Are Even Grosser Than Boogers (Professor Notyet explains why you were so much more right than you ever imagined, but that your parents love you anyway.)
Adolescents:
Puberty: And You'll Be Even More Of A Freak If It Doesn't Happen To You (There's no escape. Lay back and enjoy it or fight for your very survival, the outcome is the same.)
Adults
How Not To Kill Yourselves Making Them, and Not Kill Them Preparing Them To Make More (Warning: This holo is as much about the consequences of sex as it is about the beast with a billion backs itself and despite extensive editing the contents remain as confusing as the title.)

Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#105 - 2011-12-07 20:21:43 UTC
wat

Sanity is fun leaving the body.

Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#106 - 2011-12-09 23:31:09 UTC
Cartography: The Art of Treasure Map Making

wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Cartography:_..._Treasure_Map_Making

A philosophical treatise by Praxis Astra commonly acknowledged as the founding document of the science and philosophy of neuromemetology which concerns itself with the effects of symbols, ideas and culture on the human evolutionary processes. This is typified by their famous slogan "Don't mistake the star chart for the galaxy!" Neuromemeticians also concern themselves with the effects of culture on their own psychology and physiology; as well as how to consciously control these. The third chapter of this book is actually the now famous "Gold Standard" dialogue usually published as a separate work. (The "Gold Standard" argument is that in the information age the true medium of exchange is no longer gold or even information, but the minds that are capable of using information and that create new and even evolutionarily significant information.) Several training systems are associated with neuromemetology, including the infamous Hearts And Minds of the alliance of the same name.

Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

Luvvin McHunt
The Church of Awesome
#107 - 2011-12-10 05:39:01 UTC
I just wanted to post a useless comment in a useless thread.
Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#108 - 2011-12-11 18:39:39 UTC
Prototype Nuclear Small Arms

wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Prototype_Nuclear_Small_Arms

The flagship product of the Hearts & Minds Vox Populi Weapons Systems Line. Not really a prototype at all. The name was a marketing ploy to make the weapons seem more "authentic" because even the plans for them had been stolen. Fantastically successful, they are favorites of both revolutionary movements seeking to free oppressed peoples and terrorist fanatics bent on overthrowing everything decent.

Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#109 - 2011-12-11 20:18:00 UTC
Luvvin McHunt wrote:
I just wanted to post a useless comment in a useless thread.




It is rather satisfying isn't it?

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.

Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#110 - 2011-12-20 22:56:18 UTC
Me, Myself and Plunder

wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Me%2C_Myself_and_Plunder

A philosophical/ethical/strategic treatise to the effect that ethics might be analagous to chess in that there are are relatively few "pieces" capable of straightforward moves but that the combinations of these in particular circumstance are enormously dependant on context. Critical reception of this commonly concedes that the text is attributable to Praxis Astra (or a heuristic writing program constructing all his literary and technical works.) Most ethical commentators are quick to dismiss this as a work extolling nothing more revolutionary/evolutionary than enlightened self interest.

Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
#111 - 2011-12-21 02:54:46 UTC
Praxis Astra wrote:
Me, Myself and Plunder

wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Me%2C_Myself_and_Plunder

A philosophical/ethical/strategic treatise to the effect that ethics might be analagous to chess in that there are are relatively few "pieces" capable of straightforward moves but that the combinations of these in particular circumstance are enormously dependant on context. Critical reception of this commonly concedes that the text is attributable to Praxis Astra (or a heuristic writing program constructing all his literary and technical works.) Most ethical commentators are quick to dismiss this as a work extolling nothing more revolutionary/evolutionary than enlightened self interest.


Play chess?