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Renaming "Carebears" to "Hardbears".

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#141 - 2012-05-01 12:57:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
And here is a new Blog by an actual CareBear, if you can even believe it. Shocked

http://mabricksmumblings.blogspot.com/2012/04/reward-for-my-hard-work-is-all-i-ever.html

(sensing organizational possibilities) BearBearBearSmile

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#142 - 2012-05-01 13:40:11 UTC
Lexmana wrote:
Nice try but why didn't you chose whinebears instead?



That's already for the Goons.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Alexandra Delarge
The Korova
#143 - 2012-05-03 15:45:24 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Baaawwwww.

I like your Avatar, it even has a tear rolling out of its right eye. Lol
Crunchmeister
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#144 - 2012-05-03 15:48:51 UTC
When you accept the "Hardbear" title, does it come with a free tube of Astroglide? It certainly sounds like it should.

People were constantly telling me I was crazy. For a long time I didn't believe them, but after a while, I started to think they might be right.

But it turns out that they were all wrong. One of the voices in my head is a psychiatrist and he says I'm perfectly sane.

Plekto
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#145 - 2012-05-03 16:25:08 UTC
Do you have ships with guns in your fleet for defense? Are you mining solo or AFK?

Figure out what category you are in from that.
Fannie Maes
Doomheim
#146 - 2012-05-04 01:19:56 UTC
Plekto wrote:
Do you have ships with guns in your fleet for defense? Are you mining solo or AFK?

Figure out what category you are in from that.



Do you fight with or without a blob?

Are you mining in 0.0 solo or afk or in an OP?

Do you get instructed on how to put your pants on in the morning?

Do you have a ship replacement program or do you work for that ship yourself?

Figure out what category you are in from that.
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#147 - 2012-05-04 01:23:19 UTC
lol npc forum alt going on about e-courage
SmilingVagrant
Doomheim
#148 - 2012-05-04 01:37:25 UTC
Crunchmeister wrote:
When you accept the "Hardbear" title, does it come with a free tube of Astroglide? It certainly sounds like it should.


Lets all put "hardbear" into google image search with safesearch turned off and see if we get any interesting pictures!
Barakach
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#149 - 2012-05-04 01:42:59 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
Barakach wrote:
Lexmana wrote:
Nice try but why didn't you chose whinebears instead?


Because nullbears don't like it when we point out they keep whining about highsec.

we care about your opinions only to the extent we can laugh at them


I was going to say something derogatory, but the Goons have provided this game so much fun. o7 sir
Benny Ohu
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#150 - 2012-05-04 02:30:09 UTC
The PC I run my mining alt on has been acting up. I rang up technical support but they said it was a hardbear problem

Cool
Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
#151 - 2012-05-04 03:01:00 UTC
Benny Ohu wrote:
The PC I run my mining alt on has been acting up. I rang up technical support but they said it was a hardbear problem

Cool


Son of a...

That's soooooooo cheesy, but it still made me laugh and I can just can't hate you for that lol
Jack Carrigan
Order of the Shadow
#152 - 2012-05-04 05:24:15 UTC
Tear Bears would be more fitting. You squeeze them and tears fly out.

I am the One who exists in Shadow. I am the Devil your parents warned you about.

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Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#153 - 2012-05-04 05:28:32 UTC
Jack Carrigan wrote:
Tear Bears would be more fitting. You squeeze them and tears fly out.


I agree, Care bears really should be called Tear Bears. Cause the carebears really only care about making isk for the sake of having isk.

[b]Don't worry about posting with your main!  Post with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."[/b]

Plekto
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#154 - 2012-05-04 06:16:16 UTC
Fannie Maes wrote:
Plekto wrote:
Do you have ships with guns in your fleet for defense? Are you mining solo or AFK?

Figure out what category you are in from that.



Do you fight with or without a blob?

Are you mining in 0.0 solo or afk or in an OP?

Do you get instructed on how to put your pants on in the morning?

Do you have a ship replacement program or do you work for that ship yourself?

Figure out what category you are in from that.


I don't do any of that. If I need to mine, I fleet up with friends and head to low sec.

I tried going back to 0.0 and, well, let's say we had a difference of opinion. That B.S. lasted two weeks. I'm much happier in low as it works exactly like 0.0 just without the gate camps, command asking for impossible things, and people having a fit because you want to do your own thing.
Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#155 - 2012-05-04 06:18:53 UTC
Fannie Maes wrote:
Plekto wrote:
Do you have ships with guns in your fleet for defense? Are you mining solo or AFK?

Figure out what category you are in from that.



Do you fight with or without a blob?

Are you mining in 0.0 solo or afk or in an OP?

Do you get instructed on how to put your pants on in the morning?

Do you have a ship replacement program or do you work for that ship yourself?

Figure out what category you are in from that.


Looks like someone has a hate-on for a specific group of players.

[b]Don't worry about posting with your main!  Post with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."[/b]

Jacob Staffuer
Doomheim
#156 - 2012-05-11 18:47:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Jacob Staffuer
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#157 - 2012-05-11 18:53:34 UTC
SmilingVagrant wrote:
Crunchmeister wrote:
When you accept the "Hardbear" title, does it come with a free tube of Astroglide? It certainly sounds like it should.


Lets all put "hardbear" into google image search with safesearch turned off and see if we get any interesting pictures!


This was the safest one I found. The rest, well... LolLol

WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...