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GANK4U Hulkageddon Sponsorship

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Ariana DeSoto
High-Tech Duct Tape
#1 - 2012-04-29 18:35:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Ariana DeSoto
Greetings MD people,

With Burn Jita winding down and Hulkageddon getting started I've run into a little problem. I have sec status to burn but little ISK to have fun with. I am looking to raise 2B in order to buy 20 fitted Tornados and this is where you get to help with the carnage. I am offering 20 sponsorship spots at 100M each.

This is what you will get for your support.

A. I will name the ship after the sponsor that helped purchase it.
B. I will create a pastebin account in order to post any rage mails that I get so that you can share in the fun.
C. At the end of Hulkaggedon each sponsor will get a cut of the ISK from loot/salvage and rewards/bounties that I get from the kills and the posting of rage mails. For example I made 500M from the Ice Interdiction just from rage and bounties put on my head.

Below is the list of sponsors.
1. PiratePiratePirate Tekota PiratePiratePirate - ISK received
^^See what I did there?^^
2. Secret Admirer 1 - ISK received
3. Secret Admirer 1 - ISK received
4. Secret Admirer 1 - ISK received
5. Secret Admirer 1 - ISK received
6. Secret Admirer 1 - ISK received
7. Secret Admirer 2- ISK received
8. Lauren Hellfury - ISK received
9. Lauren Hellfury - ISK received
10. Lauren Hellfury - ISK received
11. hajduk21 - ISK received
12. Tiberious Thessalonia- ISK received
13. Salamah Al-Hur- ISK received
14. Salamah Al-Hur- ISK received
15. Salamah Al-Hur- ISK received
16. Salamah Al-Hur- ISK received
17. Salamah Al-Hur- ISK received
18. Salamah Al-Hur- ISK received
19. Salamah Al-Hur- ISK received
20. Salamah Al-Hur- ISK received

Do not send any ISK just yet. I am freeing up a character slot to make a neutral alt for people to send the ISK to. I will update this post in 10 hours with the characters name when the slot frees up.

If you would like for your support to be a secret please send me a mail and I will reserve you a spot.

Please help me free these Hulks from the shackles of mining hell.

UPDATE
** Neut character has been created. Please send ISK to Shooty McGankenpew. **

I don't always play EvE, but when I do, I prefer it to be a masochistic sandbox hell. Stay wardecked my friends.

Tekota
The Freighter Factory
#2 - 2012-04-29 18:39:19 UTC
My name is Tekota, and I approve this message.
Lauren Hellfury
Super Happy Awesome Fun Times
#3 - 2012-04-29 19:54:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Lauren Hellfury
Go on.... Stick me down for a hat-trick. But you have to mail the victim stating that I made it possble.

Forward me a copy of each mail and there could well be repeat custom Blink

Oh and ships must be named "watch local"


ps. and balls to your special character. I made happy throbbing insertions to you!

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Ariana DeSoto
High-Tech Duct Tape
#4 - 2012-04-29 20:44:51 UTC
Thank you Lauren for upthrusting ISK to make timely wallet throbbing.

I don't always play EvE, but when I do, I prefer it to be a masochistic sandbox hell. Stay wardecked my friends.

hajduk21
Pirate Club
#5 - 2012-04-30 05:03:27 UTC
sign me up
Liberty Eternal
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2012-04-30 12:54:02 UTC
Ariana DeSoto wrote:

With Burn Jita winding down


What, already?
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#7 - 2012-04-30 13:24:25 UTC
Liberty Eternal wrote:
Ariana DeSoto wrote:

With Burn Jita winding down


What, already?


4 days for a 1 day event seems pretty reasonable to me.
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#8 - 2012-04-30 13:36:31 UTC
Btw, Arianna, would you be willing to add a few interesting conditions?

I'm an RPer; I would be willing to toss you a hundred million ISK if, for the duration of the life of that ship, you are an RPer too.

By that, I mean I want the ship named after Master Sansha Kuvakei. I would like you to post in character as a Sansha's Nation loyalist. I would like you to remain in character for all tearlogs generated, and for those logs to be made public.

Up for it? :D
Ariana DeSoto
High-Tech Duct Tape
#9 - 2012-04-30 16:17:03 UTC
hajduk21 wrote:
sign me up


Thanks hajd, your name has been added.

I don't always play EvE, but when I do, I prefer it to be a masochistic sandbox hell. Stay wardecked my friends.

Ariana DeSoto
High-Tech Duct Tape
#10 - 2012-04-30 16:19:22 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Btw, Arianna, would you be willing to add a few interesting conditions?

I'm an RPer; I would be willing to toss you a hundred million ISK if, for the duration of the life of that ship, you are an RPer too.

By that, I mean I want the ship named after Master Sansha Kuvakei. I would like you to post in character as a Sansha's Nation loyalist. I would like you to remain in character for all tearlogs generated, and for those logs to be made public.

Up for it? :D


Thank you for your interest. While I'm willing to change the name of the ship I'll have to pass on the RP. I can't even RP an intergalactic smartass properly. Ask around, people find me to be friendly and helpful.

I don't always play EvE, but when I do, I prefer it to be a masochistic sandbox hell. Stay wardecked my friends.

Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#11 - 2012-04-30 16:23:19 UTC
Ariana DeSoto wrote:
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Btw, Arianna, would you be willing to add a few interesting conditions?

I'm an RPer; I would be willing to toss you a hundred million ISK if, for the duration of the life of that ship, you are an RPer too.

By that, I mean I want the ship named after Master Sansha Kuvakei. I would like you to post in character as a Sansha's Nation loyalist. I would like you to remain in character for all tearlogs generated, and for those logs to be made public.

Up for it? :D


Thank you for your interest. While I'm willing to change the name of the ship I'll have to pass on the RP. I can't even RP an intergalactic smartass properly. Ask around, people find me to be friendly and helpful.


Oh, you don't have to do it seriously. A few 'For Nations!' in local, and telling them that they got blown up because they are supporting the military/industrial complex of the four CONCORD signatories, and explaining to them that you are harvesting the crews of their destroyed hulks so that they can be brought to The Master and you are good to go.
Ariana DeSoto
High-Tech Duct Tape
#12 - 2012-04-30 16:28:27 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Ariana DeSoto wrote:
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Btw, Arianna, would you be willing to add a few interesting conditions?

I'm an RPer; I would be willing to toss you a hundred million ISK if, for the duration of the life of that ship, you are an RPer too.

By that, I mean I want the ship named after Master Sansha Kuvakei. I would like you to post in character as a Sansha's Nation loyalist. I would like you to remain in character for all tearlogs generated, and for those logs to be made public.

Up for it? :D


Thank you for your interest. While I'm willing to change the name of the ship I'll have to pass on the RP. I can't even RP an intergalactic smartass properly. Ask around, people find me to be friendly and helpful.


Oh, you don't have to do it seriously. A few 'For Nations!' in local, and telling them that they got blown up because they are supporting the military/industrial complex of the four CONCORD signatories, and explaining to them that you are harvesting the crews of their destroyed hulks so that they can be brought to The Master and you are good to go.


LMAO. Ok, you got a deal. I'll add your name to the list.

I don't always play EvE, but when I do, I prefer it to be a masochistic sandbox hell. Stay wardecked my friends.

Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#13 - 2012-04-30 16:31:04 UTC
Ariana DeSoto wrote:
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Ariana DeSoto wrote:
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Btw, Arianna, would you be willing to add a few interesting conditions?

I'm an RPer; I would be willing to toss you a hundred million ISK if, for the duration of the life of that ship, you are an RPer too.

By that, I mean I want the ship named after Master Sansha Kuvakei. I would like you to post in character as a Sansha's Nation loyalist. I would like you to remain in character for all tearlogs generated, and for those logs to be made public.

Up for it? :D


Thank you for your interest. While I'm willing to change the name of the ship I'll have to pass on the RP. I can't even RP an intergalactic smartass properly. Ask around, people find me to be friendly and helpful.


Oh, you don't have to do it seriously. A few 'For Nations!' in local, and telling them that they got blown up because they are supporting the military/industrial complex of the four CONCORD signatories, and explaining to them that you are harvesting the crews of their destroyed hulks so that they can be brought to The Master and you are good to go.


LMAO. Ok, you got a deal. I'll add your name to the list.


I'll ship you the ISK as soon as I get home from work.

Remember to tell them that "There is no Death in Nation". If any of them seriously consider joining up, direct them to me and you can keep my share of the loot. :D
Salamah Al-Hur
The Oblivion Knights
#14 - 2012-04-30 23:18:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Salamah Al-Hur
It might be strange for me to want to support this, seeing as I am primarily a miner, but I want to see the tears. Put me down for the last eight slots. Public tears please. Ship names TBD, I've got to think of something good.

EDIT: ISK will be sent once I am on the list, just in case it's not okay with you to take the rest of the slots.
Ariana DeSoto
High-Tech Duct Tape
#15 - 2012-04-30 23:30:03 UTC
UPDATE:

Ten Tornados and fittings have been purchased. I am waiting for a friend to deliver them and then I'll be ready to rock. I have created a pastebin account and when I figure it out I'll post a link.

I don't always play EvE, but when I do, I prefer it to be a masochistic sandbox hell. Stay wardecked my friends.

Ariana DeSoto
High-Tech Duct Tape
#16 - 2012-04-30 23:33:33 UTC
UPDATE 2:

All spots have been filled. Thank you to everyone that appreciates random carnage. Cool

I don't always play EvE, but when I do, I prefer it to be a masochistic sandbox hell. Stay wardecked my friends.

Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#17 - 2012-05-01 01:58:23 UTC
I just sent you the ISK. Godspeed, little goony!
Ariana DeSoto
High-Tech Duct Tape
#18 - 2012-05-01 04:12:55 UTC
UPDATE 3:

All ISK has been received. Purchased 10 more Tornados and I'm just waiting for them to be delivered. If everything goes according to plan then the mayhem will kick off tomorrow.

I don't always play EvE, but when I do, I prefer it to be a masochistic sandbox hell. Stay wardecked my friends.

Vaerah Vahrokha
Vahrokh Consulting
#19 - 2012-05-01 05:40:36 UTC
Why Tornadoes when everybody use 2 Catalysts / Thrashers for a fraction of the cost?
Ariana DeSoto
High-Tech Duct Tape
#20 - 2012-05-01 12:03:27 UTC
Vaerah Vahrokha wrote:
Why Tornadoes when everybody use 2 Catalysts / Thrashers for a fraction of the cost?


I like Tornados. They are sex on toast with butter and strawberry jam.

I don't always play EvE, but when I do, I prefer it to be a masochistic sandbox hell. Stay wardecked my friends.

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