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WTS 72m Amarr/Minmatar Cap and Subcap pilot for 1 Billion isk and a Haiku

Author
Katerwaul
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#61 - 2012-04-29 22:58:14 UTC
A Leviathan cries out,
As summer's inferno turns asteroids red,
"Citadel launchers already suck."
Working with everyone to improve New Eden -- Internet Spaceships Iz Serious Business.
A3sir
Battlefront Defence PVP Corporation
#62 - 2012-04-30 01:40:46 UTC
An Erebus fires
Streaks unfurl and space crackles
Damn, I missed again
Katerwaul
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#63 - 2012-04-30 02:22:24 UTC
Four thousand souls aboard,
Yet only three working the targeting arrays,
Is it "First of May?"
Working with everyone to improve New Eden -- Internet Spaceships Iz Serious Business.
Qui Chuji
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#64 - 2012-04-30 13:36:13 UTC
Fast like a hurricane
or die after eve of inferno,
this spring tempest coming.
Beliala
Redhogs
Fraternity.
#65 - 2012-04-30 14:45:28 UTC
*del*
Nbonga
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#66 - 2012-04-30 14:46:25 UTC
Majestic she flies, powerful
Wildfire streams forth, engulfing
Gods speak, drifting - aimless.

1b b/o Lol

Nbonga
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#67 - 2012-04-30 14:48:22 UTC
Cannons roar, battleships shriek
Weakening winds arise
Smartbombs alone, remain

1b b/o x2
Kaena Stark
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#68 - 2012-04-30 15:13:22 UTC
Many idiots
Haikus structure lost to them
Read an English book
Sue McNerd
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#69 - 2012-04-30 15:18:25 UTC
still open for selling or is that just a jokepost?

is you still selling, 1,5bil up to 1,7bill
Heider
And Justice for All..
#70 - 2012-05-03 23:35:19 UTC
hurry up and lose that mach so i can be the winner ;)
SlightKerfufle Nardieu
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#71 - 2012-05-03 23:50:49 UTC
my muscles all ache
from the pull of gravity
during the landing

my return from space
met with radio silence
the titans are dead
Tuzze
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#72 - 2012-05-04 04:00:42 UTC
Mushroom, Stick, Sponge, Stone
all nerfed to the bone
Bart Skillzy
Absolute Order
Absolute Honor
#73 - 2012-05-04 04:47:58 UTC
Leviathans lost
Their hulls but a reminder
Of a bygone age


Intangible X
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#74 - 2012-05-04 04:52:42 UTC
Powerfull, almighty, the Titan
The Nerfbat swings.
Impotence reigns.
TANGO WANGO
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#75 - 2012-05-04 06:02:55 UTC
Titans, once so Proud
Majestic, Beautiful
Then the Nerf Bat swung.
WolfieTheWhite
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#76 - 2012-05-04 06:22:05 UTC
Rifters are Brown,
Tempests are too,
I hate my life,
Now your titan does too.

1b B/O
Degren
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#77 - 2012-05-04 06:56:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Degren
Never had I seen
The blapping of sub caps and
Now I never will

Once a true milestone
Now so common they cry nerf!
Sunk low, supercaps

Entire fleets laid waste
Now speed tanked by a rifter
The Space Gods wrath, dealt

Once I dreamed to lead
From the bridge, I issue death
Another dream dashed

No smartbombs, buddy?
Give my rifter swarm six hours
We'll help you off board

Space tomb, corp funded
Once so mighty they shaped space
Still strong, must fight caps

At least now you don't
have to train those troublesome
targeting skills. Right?

On the bright side, it
sort of buffed dreadnaughts. Hmm.
No, nevermind. Oops.

One billion isk
A trifle to many here,
but not me. Worth it!

Hello, hello again.

Caldari Citizen20110707
Doomheim
#78 - 2012-05-04 12:31:40 UTC
Humti Dumpy sat on a tree,
taking a dump
on your head
Prostetnik Vogon Jeltz
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#79 - 2012-05-04 13:00:36 UTC
Devs sayy they'll meddle,
Oh how Cap pilots yearned for
Returned glory days

1b offer :)
Kail Toronus
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#80 - 2012-05-04 13:37:16 UTC
Once a Titan King
Doomsday ruled the galaxy
Now fleets just snicker