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Why the Goons won't burn Jita
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morons.
#41 - 2012-04-26 19:21:27 UTC
Tanya Powers wrote:


Have a bear.




Rrrright...
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
knobber Jobbler
State War Academy
Caldari State
#42 - 2012-04-26 19:22:54 UTC
They'll go broke first? The OP really has no idea about the sorts of isk an organisation with that many tech moons could have.
Nil'kandra
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2012-04-26 19:22:57 UTC
adopt wrote:
[GUSTA] would be a TEST alt corp.

It's actually a goon alt corp. Tinnin Sylph got particularly hazed on this one.
Tinnin Sylph
Perkone
Caldari State
#44 - 2012-04-26 19:23:39 UTC
Spies, they're everywhere I tell you!

Heh.
Miscondukt
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#45 - 2012-04-26 19:27:33 UTC
Untraceableone wrote:
Apparently Goons are burning Jita this weekend, but their master plan will be a failure.

I bet they are done burning Jita by Monday, and here's why:

1. Goons are impatient. They may be able to pay attention for a weekend, but they will never deal any significant damage.

2. Goons will be losing isk. They're going to be wasting 100m tornadoes to gank empty haulers and brick drakes. How long can they really keep this up.

3. Even if the Goons manage to gank ships, they wont make any money. People like me will be in super tanked ships stealing their loot and getting rich Twisted

4. Between the Orphanage, RVB and the other forces of hisec, Goons will be driven out of Jita. There are no nullsec blobs and supers in hisec, the goons will be dismantled without them.

5. If they suicide gank, there will be people shooting them. They will be piling up tons of lossmails and ruin their killboard efficiency, and that will make goon pilots not want to fight.

6. In order to actually burn Jita, they would have to blockade it of all ships for at least two weeks. They'll go broke first.

7. We'll be warning people off at the gates to Jita. Cant gank what's not there.

8. Their biggest ally, Test, just joined forces with PL to kill Goons. Goons cant risk burning Jita while their empire is being taken by nullsec alliances.


There is no way they can pull this off. Fail goons wish they could hurt hisec, but they will be driven off before Monday, mark my words. I'll be there in my abbadon tanking hundreds of millions worth of suicide gankers, whoring their killmails and looting their wrecks. By ganking jita, they're just making hisec more powerful and rich. We'll crush them TwistedTwistedTwisted


TOOL. And let me count the ways . . .

I agree with your bet that Jita will be done burning by Monday, it's a weekend excursion you twit. chits n giggle mein, ***** n giggles.

1.) Goons can be impatient, but it has been spammed across the coalition since The Mittani got banned. 30 days will have been plenty of time for newbs and vets to get ready. Just because YOU can't get prepared in 30 days doesn't mean others can't.

2.) Ofc ppl will be losing money, on both ends. Does the CFC member care. NO, again! "It's a weekend excursion you twit. chits n giggle mein, chits n giggles"

3.) Please, OH GAWD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE bring your super tanked ship. WE, the CFC, are NOT KIDDING. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE bring your super-tanked ship.

4.) No nullsec blops in higsec? lol . . . nuff said there. You do know the contextual definition of a blob here is just a shat ton of people. What's Jita's local count usually? dumb twit you are now.

5.) LMAO! One weekend of shats n giggles losses to RUIN GSF killboard-Do you think they care? http://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&all_id=3799

6.) IT'S A WEEKND EXCURSION FOR CHITS AND GIGGLES YOU TOOL!

7.) There are no ship preferences, ships of all kinds will die. Go ahead and hang out on the gates. PLEASE!

8.) "I'll be there in my abbadon tanking hundreds of millions worth of suicide gankers, whoring their killmails and looting their wrecks." I'll put forth that I DOUBT YOU'LL EVEN BE THERE.

9.) Someone added a ninth which is MORE ******** than the OP.

Do both yourselves a favor and think before you act THIS WEEKEND.

In case you didn't get it, JITA BURNS OR MEER AMUSEMENT. We don't care about isk, we don't care about pods, we don't care about "Your preparations" because those'll fail.

Some idiot actually sent a general eve-mail callin all high sec pod pubs to help keep the suicide ganking alts of the cfc out of Jita.

You'll see more mains than alts. Again, you high sec guys are geniuses!
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#46 - 2012-04-26 19:29:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Thorn Galen
This coming weekend is a long weekend for many people around the world.
Tuesday is a public holiday and many people have taken leave for Monday.
In other words, it's not just Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Lot's of time for lots of tears.
A nice long weekend. Anything will happen. That fact that anything can happen is a foregone conclusion.

@Op - You're being delusional if you think nothing is going down in Jita.

COO - Bene Gesserit Chapterhouse  CEO - Sanctuary Pact Alliance
Tinnin Sylph
Perkone
Caldari State
#47 - 2012-04-26 19:31:50 UTC
Miscondukt wrote:

RAAAAAAAGE


This guy seems pretty mad.

Heh.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#48 - 2012-04-26 19:59:14 UTC
Miscondukt wrote:
5.) LMAO! One weekend of shats n giggles losses to RUIN GSF killboard-Do you think they care? http://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&all_id=3799

All our rifter deaths, oh no~~

*failcascade*

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Miscondukt
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#49 - 2012-04-26 20:14:39 UTC
Tinnin Sylph wrote:
Miscondukt wrote:

RAAAAAAAGE


This guy seems pretty mad.



Eehhhhh, WRONG! C'mon, as a GSF member, you didn't see the humor in that? Jiminy Christmas Batman!

I found his post rather amusing, naive, but amusing!
Talon SilverHawk
Patria o Muerte
#50 - 2012-04-26 20:18:59 UTC
Actualy while everyone is looking at Jita waiting for Goons to burn it (which they wont cause everyone in Eve turning up in a cheap or cloaked ship with a bucket of popcorn to watch the entertainment will do it for them), I'm wondering where Goons will really be Shocked ??? (role paranoia) Lol

Tal

Tinnin Sylph
Perkone
Caldari State
#51 - 2012-04-26 20:27:04 UTC
Invading Fountain.

Heh.
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#52 - 2012-04-26 23:53:46 UTC
Tanya Powers wrote:
Tinnin Sylph wrote:
Beautiful.


Move your head in circles.

Clap your hands.

Have a bear.

Listen funky stuff.


Nice tune but if you're gonna post music vids, please post ones that have some actual video footage instead of just still pictures. Also try to get footage of the original artist.



The actual song Funkytown was performed by Lipps Inc. Then an extended disco dance video remix was done by Beat Club who hired Doris D & The Pins to do the video lip sync dance performance on various television appearances.

'The Plan' | California Eve Players | Proposal - The Endless Battle
Xython
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#53 - 2012-04-27 00:44:02 UTC
So hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
Sigurd Sig Hansen
Doomheim
#54 - 2012-04-27 01:25:39 UTC
Untraceableone wrote:


1. Goons are impatient. They may be able to pay attention for a weekend, but they will never deal any significant damage.


not as much as you think. I give the Ice interdiction as proof
my answers here on out will be bolded

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2. Goons will be losing isk. They're going to be wasting 100m tornadoes to gank empty haulers and brick drakes. How long can they really keep this up.


Goons control the infinite fund generating tech moons AND with the OPEC tech monopoly will be jacking up the prices even higher. Infinite funds (Even before the monopoly says they can keep it up indefinitely.


3. Even if the Goons manage to gank ships, they wont make any money. People like me will be in super tanked ships stealing their loot and getting rich Twisted


Its not about money its about lolz, revenge for mittani getting banned and "to force ccp's hand" wtf ever that means


4. Between the Orphanage, RVB and the other forces of hisec, Goons will be driven out of Jita. There are no nullsec blobs and supers in hisec, the goons will be dismantled without them.


Yeah gl with that lol What are you gonna do? War dec them? lol You play right into their hands then.


5. If they suicide gank, there will be people shooting them. They will be piling up tons of lossmails and ruin their killboard efficiency, and that will make goon pilots not want to fight.

You really dont know who youre talking about do you?

6. In order to actually burn Jita, they would have to blockade it of all ships for at least two weeks. They'll go broke first.

Infinite income is infinite

7. We'll be warning people off at the gates to Jita. Cant gank what's not there.
theyve been warning ppl for a month... Hulkageddon warns ppl for months in advance there are ALWAYS stupid ppl willing to take the risk

8. Their biggest ally, Test, just joined forces with PL to kill Goons. Goons cant risk burning Jita while their empire is being taken by nullsec alliances.
yeah... thats totally legit too. Not like they use tings like this to infiltrate

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There is no way they can pull this off. Fail goons wish they could hurt hisec, but they will be driven off before Monday, mark my words. I'll be there in my abbadon tanking hundreds of millions worth of suicide gankers, whoring their killmails and looting their wrecks. By ganking jita, they're just making hisec more powerful and rich. We'll crush them TwistedTwistedTwisted


Dude Google Drone Clusterfuck that may give you an idea of the money youre dealing with cause obviously you have NO clue

Mining is the "Deadliest Catch" in this game
Sigurd Sig Hansen
Doomheim
#55 - 2012-04-27 01:27:30 UTC
Morganta wrote:
yup, so ineffectual that you had to roll a posting alt out of fear

A+


I had to roll a posting aly out too but thats cause my main is forumbanned :p

Mining is the "Deadliest Catch" in this game
Tanya Powers
Doomheim
#56 - 2012-05-01 13:17:03 UTC
DeMichael Crimson wrote:
Tanya Powers wrote:
Tinnin Sylph wrote:
Beautiful.


Move your head in circles.

Clap your hands.

Have a bear.

Listen funky stuff.


Nice tune but if you're gonna post music vids, please post ones that have some actual video footage instead of just still pictures. Also try to get footage of the original artist.



The actual song Funkytown was performed by Lipps Inc. Then an extended disco dance video remix was done by Beat Club who hired Doris D & The Pins to do the video lip sync dance performance on various television appearances.



What tha heck? - you know eve has no sound, so when I set my play list I don't care about vids puppys and puppets barbies and canes etc, they're all boring doing the same thing dressing/acting the same way, same shape blahblahblah

But I'll think about it next time, just for ya Lol found some new stuff quite interesting from brezil and a nice hard rock group from japan, I'm stil waiting CCP "meaw" to chant something but I'm wasting my time Lol
Serene Repose
#57 - 2012-05-01 14:28:31 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
To any Goons out there if you need a target painter or extra DPS killing this smug idiot i am happy to help.
I can get over how smug this post is

1. its only on for a few days tools

2. They are doing this for the lols not the isk

3. There killboards are terrible. There won most of their space using cheap throwaway ships to zerg rush far more expensive ships. Its part of there strategy and they dont care

Now look what you have bloody done, made me defend the Goons.

I hope you are happy with your smug self

Ooooh. You so funny, GI. Learn Engrish, preeze.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
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