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CFC is Imploding
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Harbinger of Doom
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-04-26 04:27:27 UTC
And thus it begins..

Once an empire becomes great, it's deathknell has already sounded. Eve, like real life, cannot sustain empires. The standings reset by TEST Alliance Please Ignore http://www.evenews24.com/2012/04/25/raw-another-infamous-test-standings-reset/

and confirmed on The Something Awful forums as ~not a troll~

God, who would have ever thought that TEST were gonna be the ones to reset us?

If it gets them off our forums and out of our jabber I'm ok with this.

I'd resub in a heartbeat if we got into a serious war against TEST.

So if you guys are at war with test, are you now blue with PIZZA?

Niiiiiice.

What happened to brosefs for life?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3447025&pagenumber=363#lastpost

This standings reset is the impetus for the destruction of the Goonswarm Federation and the ultimate removal of the so called: king of space. His wanton arrogance and rampant insecurity have led us down a path we cannot sustain.

Rome collapsed in just five decades, the Chinese dynasty fell in little more than a decade, and the French Bourbon monarchy passed from “triumph to terror” in only four years. Within a decade from the end of World War II, the British empire had conceded independence to Bangladesh, Bhutan, Burma, Egypt, Eritrea, India, Iran, Israel, Jordan, Libya, Madagascar, Pakistan, and Sri Lanka.

How long will the cascade take? The many players have been positioning themselves for this- for years. And the ultimate villain, the one who will destroy goons from within has yet to reveal himself.

Stay tuned, **** is about to get real.
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2012-04-26 04:30:24 UTC
lol oh boy some real life war analogies to eve online
what does sun tzu have to say about this
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-04-26 04:33:23 UTC
Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote:

what does sun tzu have to say about this


Eve is real!

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#4 - 2012-04-26 04:33:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Grumpymunky
Harbinger of Doom wrote:
Eve, like real life ...
Having trouble taking anyone seriously after this point.


Plunderbunny, what happen to your face? Sad

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Harbinger of Doom
Doomheim
#5 - 2012-04-26 04:35:50 UTC
Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote:
lol oh boy some real life war analogies to eve online
what does sun tzu have to say about this


I'm sure the king of space could quote a few verses, or at least make some chess analogies. Lol
Lola Humpsalot
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2012-04-26 04:37:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Lola Humpsalot
poastin' in a soon to be epic thread...


oh and Sun Tzu would say: " Wow, that was a smelly one "
Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#7 - 2012-04-26 04:37:50 UTC
Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote:
lol oh boy some real life war analogies to eve online
what does sun tzu have to say about this


I'm paraphrasing, but i believe it was "Don't let your mouth write a cheque your ass can't cash."

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-04-26 04:42:57 UTC
So? The Southern Coalition resets itself every four months.

Keeps everybody sharp.

Sanity is fun leaving the body.
Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
#9 - 2012-04-26 04:43:27 UTC
yes, rainbow death pony squadrons are super dangerous. Alpha fleet beware.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-04-26 05:01:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Grumpymunky wrote:
Harbinger of Doom wrote:
Eve, like real life ...
Having trouble taking anyone seriously after this point.


Plunderbunny, what happen to your face? Sad


I done had a bit of the consumption, I'll change it back to a more normal looking face probably tomorrow .

*Edit: Sorry this also had to be done....

"Wait! No shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!"

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Harbinger of Doom
Doomheim
#11 - 2012-04-26 05:02:37 UTC
"We are the big bad bully that everyone loves to hate. The nemesis of so many who keep on playing just to try and make us bleed." ~SirMolle 2008

http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/10/31/eve-community-spotlight-sirmolle-part-2/

"In addition, certain individuals hate GSF for being mean, bad, arrogant people." ~themittani 2012

http://pastebin.com/B7HCtBUE



Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#12 - 2012-04-26 05:12:00 UTC
Harbinger of Doom wrote:
http://pastebin.com/B7HCtBUE


Sometimes i get to thinking the delusions are just an act, then i read **** like that.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
ChemicalQueen
Perkone
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-04-26 05:37:27 UTC
**** goons

o7o7o7o7o7o7m8m8m8m8m8
Proud Blackman
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-04-26 05:38:43 UTC
good troll 8/10
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#15 - 2012-04-26 05:39:56 UTC
Harbinger of Doom wrote:
"We are the big bad bully that everyone loves to hate. The nemesis of so many who keep on playing just to try and make us bleed." ~SirMolle 2008

http://massively.joystiq.com/2008/10/31/eve-community-spotlight-sirmolle-part-2/

"In addition, certain individuals hate GSF for being mean, bad, arrogant people." ~themittani 2012

http://pastebin.com/B7HCtBUE

That's great. Good job ~

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Harbinger of Doom
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-04-26 05:41:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Harbinger of Doom
the king of space is trying to get in front of the story while desperately trying to hold his failing empire together..

Numismancer posted: <-- (thats mittens on SA)
It's something we planned to do months ago during the last FA/TEST slapfight, a mass reset during peacetime to freak out the hoi polloi.

Don't be one of the hoi polloi.

I'm prescient, apparently. Just look at that timing.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#17 - 2012-04-26 05:43:41 UTC
Keep up the excellent work of informing the EVE-O forums by linking the totally unbiased and objective EVE NEWS 24 articles.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Harbinger of Doom
Doomheim
#18 - 2012-04-26 05:54:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Harbinger of Doom
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Keep up the excellent work of informing the EVE-O forums by linking the totally unbiased and objective EVE NEWS 24 articles.


Sorry sweetie, my intel is straight from the front lines.

You sound mad. Are you mad?

UPDATE: fresh from the B0RT forums

BROTHERS IN ALLAH: MOHAMMED'S GLORIOUS PROPHET montolio HAS PLACED A FATWA ON the clusterfuck. GOD WILLING, WE WILL DIE IN GLORIOUS JIHAD. ALLAHU AKBAR.
Tinnin Sylph
Perkone
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-04-26 06:22:28 UTC
Reset WIdot.

Heh.
Tanya Powers
Doomheim
#20 - 2012-04-26 06:28:47 UTC
Either another of that Prencleeve troll alt or just another of that Eve news troll editor alt.

Chose your pick and have fun, hoooyeah, "all right, aaaaaall right"
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