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Neckbeards

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#21 - 2012-05-02 21:59:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
*sigh*



I had a Braun electric shaver that I got in Germany for real cheap, but in the US it was a $200 shaver. That was the only thing I could use every day without troubles. That thing rocked and it took 10 years for it to die. The Germans really know how to make a shaver.

As for electrolysis - I knew of a place in New York that had a special for men "monobrow, nose, and ears" for some cheap price. Monobrow control can be more important than neckbeard control actually. A neckbeard makes you look like you know about computers and MMOs, a monobrow makes you look like you ate your siblings.

Once when my GF was waxing I requested some quick monobrow control and she tore half and eyebrow off and started laughing and bolted. Things did not go well. I think she was raised by wild parrots.

As for replacing the dead Braun, it's an expensive unit but over the past few years I kind of like the defoliating effect of the razor. If I could only keep the neck hair down the itching would not be so bad then I can look like Grizzly Adams (age check: who knows who that is without having to look it up?)





For unibrow control I use a state of the art piece of high tech equipment. It's called a tweezer Cool

My favorite razor for shaving is the straight razor. Keep it razor sharp (haha) and it gives the smoothest shave possible. Though if you slip you could kill yourself with it. Risk vs reward Big smile

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Alara IonStorm
#22 - 2012-05-02 23:17:35 UTC
Nerath Naaris wrote:

I don't know who this Kane man is but he is a bad example and I will tell you why.

That level of sexiness makes anything look good. For god sakes I bet the man could raise an Army, Destroy the UN, instill Fascism across the third world and worship rocks and he would still look good.

Bad example.
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