Crime & Punishment

In Germany there is a saying: "If it´s for free it´s without worth". (also: "If you buy cheap you´ll buy twice").

Filling up slots with contracts (you talking about different clients i guess). Sounds more like you just let your "clients" pay for your entertainment... and you don´t realy care about your clients need.

I have to admit that you get a quite nice ammount of kills. At least from those poor guys. Haven´t seen a kill (or a loss) against your 2nd contract (and, if you were able to fill up your last wardec slot, neither on the 3rd).

IMO there is something wrong - no idea what it is. Maybe because there is "professional" written all over the place. (HINT: You advance from hobby or semi-prof to prof by getting payed for what you do).


Free bump - for free service.

How TOTALLY unexpected to see Cannibals trolling my thread.

Allow me to both enlighten and fill you in on the details that will completely nullify any statement and claim you just made.

Our slogan reads WE DONT NEED YOUR ISK, ALL WE NEED IS AN EXCUSE.

Why do we only charge a dec fee? Because Malum is a PvP corp and not every corp out there is the same.
Some people dont want to PvP or train themselves for it just to fend off hoodlums messing up their mining OP once in a blue moon.
Thats where we come in. And why charge more than just the dec fee?

Damn right clients pay for our entertainment!

A contractor pays for our dec, and we get to shoot people. Simple right? Win win.
And you know the nifty and cool part of it all? Our clients have *always* been satisfied front to back.
It's as simple as that.
But since we just want to shoot people, we do not accept POS bashing contracts.

That way, when we get hired, there will be hell brought upon the members of whatever corp or alliance that harrassed the contractor.
They hire us for bloody affairs, not de-industrialising corps.
And bloody affairs means not just scoring 15 Ibis kills in a first contract over a timespan of 5 days.

Contract killing.

Indeed, no kills on our 2nd contract since the refounding. As any merc worth more than 15 kills can tell you, not every deal results in or includes killing.
This contract didnt result in kills. Did we fail? HELL NO.
They were docked the entire dec, and we had a good time simultaneously speaking to a very pleased contractor and talking other affairs on comms.
Not only this, their member base dimished during the dec - people left the corp.
I'd consider that a job pretty well done, and more importantly - so did the contractor.







If you want to troll mercs, make sure you're up to snuff yourself.

I mean, speaking of pleasing contractors and general succes is something I in your shoes would probably refrain from.
We have a casual dec against your contracted corp.
You score what? 15 kills?
We walk away with 62 in a timespan of 2 nights yet we are not obligated to kill. You are. Auch.
I cant even remember when ive seen you near your merc targets - o wait! Yes i did, its immortalised in your very own merc thread.
Try to practice some patience, devotion to the task at hand and being more on top of the merc game.
Maybe then, JUST maybe I might be able to respect your opinion of us in this thread.

Saying something is wrong.

You are SO right.
You barging in here trolling us with your exceptional historical record of merc work really seems a little off. Dont you think?

Thanks for the bump though.

Actually i killed a zealot

I even don´t own a strategic cruiser at the moment. What are you talking about?

Ask your local and friendly spineless African Terrorist, and then plead him to Wardec Malum Crusis so all of you can shut Eternum up and teach him a lesson. I already asked Aesheera to wardedc you, but he said no because you will never undock and it is a waste of a slot. I understood, but I did sadface.


But I assure you, if you wardec us and come to fight... we most certainly will undock, and unload white Void all over your face.

That's why I am asking.
So, is it supposed to mean leg or cross? Because a corp named Bad Leg sure has the potential to be a Merc powerhouse.

Crucis means cross, cruris means leg, crusis however doesn't mean anything. This is not acceptable for my latin OCD. Just so you know.


Bad Leg still is a ******* awesome name.

Also wardec FCON ok?

I ROFL

Ah, its finally kicking in i see.

All the fun 'hey you NO U' posts aside, I'd appreciate it if we could refrain from - however glorious and totally unrelated hulk hogan muff slams may be - trolls and get back to business:

WE STILL HAVE ONE SLOT FREE.

Thank you!