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Leaving the game in 10 days, probably for good, and have far too much ISK. Help me spend it.
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2bhammered
Cyberpunk 2077
#41 - 2012-04-25 02:33:40 UTC  |  Edited by: 2bhammered
**** up your security status, put a 10bill bounty on yourself and travel through highsec in a slow ass ship on auto pilot afk. Make sure to advertise the route on eve forums.
Sidus Isaacs
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#42 - 2012-04-25 02:46:49 UTC
Give the isk to the first noob you see in a belt in high sec.
Darth Lytz
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#43 - 2012-04-25 03:27:45 UTC
quite possibily the best idea ever....

quitting eve is like dumping a girlfriend... you hate to loose the pussy, but you need some strange....

however you dont like to burn bridges so you tell her its inner turmiol... and youll find her again...

blah, blah, blah (im sure that your game is better then that)

so in eve view... take your 20 bil... and sell your toons... now take all your combined isk and give it to a noob toon that you own... let your account time out, and dont care about it...

If you ever decide to try the world of eve again you have a saftey net of boko isk... in which you buy a new toon and play this freekin game like you mean it... if not randomly log on and sell the toon years later with mad isk as a good for you buyin a old noob toon...

and send me a bottle of whiskey... im not like the rest of the pirates out here...
Darth Lytz
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#44 - 2012-04-25 03:37:22 UTC
alternativly you could donate to the cause of space marrige and we will disspurse the funds accordingly..


SPACE MARRIGE!!!



troll troll troll.... lol,lol,lol
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#45 - 2012-04-25 13:43:29 UTC
The best i can come up with is this.


Buy yourself a tech II indy and tank it to the max and then fill it with either morphite or Tech

then hire lots of logi pilots and just undock in a major trade hub. Jita would be great and the have teh logis rep you.


As long as you can survive an Alpha you could have so much fun at the gankers expense



Bonus-if you really want to blow the your entire wad. Use a Providence full of Morphite with 10 logis in support.


Enjoy.

Also Fraps and post. people will be talking about it for years to come
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#46 - 2012-04-25 13:55:08 UTC
Four words: Race Around the Rim.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
ivar R'dhak
Deus est Mechanicus
#47 - 2012-04-25 14:25:29 UTC
The Balance wrote:

-Hire two alliances to fight in t1 frigates with civilian mods, award the winner with a huge ISK payout. (I really like this one)
This, but screw alliances and go to the noob systems and hire those instead.
Make your own "RvB" arena fight.
For added awesomeness recruit them from each noob starter area, then make them meet each other in a huge ball of explosions.
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#48 - 2012-04-25 14:52:37 UTC
-Sponsor a fiction writing contest. It's been a while since we've had one. You'd probably need to pay some people to read all of the entries and make a short-list of the best ones to pick from.
-Sponsor an art contest. (Less judging time involved than with a writing contest).
-Next time you're trying to impress some hotty, casually mention that you're a patron of the arts. Invite said hottie to view the fruits of your beneficence. Assuming the winning fiction and art pieces are actually any good.
Kattshiro
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#49 - 2012-04-25 15:56:23 UTC
Dance monkeys!
Barakkus
#50 - 2012-04-25 16:04:48 UTC
Buy lots of cap ships. I will help you cyno them somewhere to be lost in a blaze of glory.

http://youtu.be/yytbDZrw1jc
Riedle
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#51 - 2012-04-25 16:40:39 UTC
Karadion wrote:
The Balance wrote:
Karadion wrote:
You should give me the isk because I have a cute puppy!

http://imgur.com/a/J9CCh
http://imgur.com/eyAOv,GWVHF

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJYzD2O4vkI&feature=relmfu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IovYfuR8KMk&feature=youtu.be



You do have a cute dog. But no.

No one else will give you a better reason that tops my cute puppy.



I have a cuter puppy.
Wheat Thin
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#52 - 2012-04-25 18:20:20 UTC
Just blink it away like everyone else does you never know you might win a harpy.
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
#53 - 2012-04-25 19:20:43 UTC
You should give it to me. No-one else offers such a massive return of suffering on investment.
Gibbo3771
AQUILA INC
Verge of Collapse
#54 - 2012-04-26 20:04:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Gibbo3771
buy 10 dreads and 10 hounds.

Sit on a random jumpbridge in an uncyno jammed system and wait for a carrier/jf to come through....hot drop it....dont kill it. Shoot him into structure and demand he self destructs.
Scott Petterson
Perkone
Caldari State
#55 - 2012-04-27 23:37:44 UTC
Go to each of the four races starter systems. Hand out 1.25 billion to two noob in each system (true noobs as in newly created characters, actually trying to do stuff in eve). As a condition they have to spend 1 billion of it on a monocle and proudly display their new monocled avatar.

This has the benefit of encouraging monocle growth (someday I too will have a monocle) and still gives the noobs 250 million or so to start them off right in eve.
Samuel payne Thorstensen
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#56 - 2012-04-28 01:58:27 UTC
Give a little to players that really need gametime, like me.
Or just buy each expensive ship you can fly, self-destruct them infront of people in jita.
ASuperVillain
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#57 - 2012-04-28 10:05:14 UTC
Buy PLEX... shoot them
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