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GOONS RECRUITMENT SCAM

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David Cedarbridge
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#21 - 2012-04-24 23:11:06 UTC
Drake Draconis wrote:
Iva Posavec wrote:
Drake Draconis wrote:
Seriously.....when are people going to be original for once?

That was so 3 to 4 years ago type of thing. Roll


Why be original when the old methods still work.



Because its boring and just flat depressing....all it tells me is the scam artists are couple IQ points above the victims.

I need a scam thats not the same ol #### different victim crap.

I too shoot rats because it stimulates me on a higher mental level. This one time, I could have sworn one of those faction spawns actually started quoting Plato.
Fractals 4Lyfe
Perkone
Caldari State
#22 - 2012-04-24 23:19:56 UTC
By the way I am serious, I really would appreciate an author's credit. You didn't include the first line of the guide:

Quote:

My name is Fractals 4Lyfe, and I am a newbie. I joined at the beginning of November, and I have already made many billion isk scamming. I really like scamming, I mean really like it. It gives me a rush, and I want more of it. Am I a bad person? Maybe, but you are too.
David Cedarbridge
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2012-04-24 23:28:28 UTC
Fractals 4Lyfe wrote:
By the way I am serious, I really would appreciate an author's credit. You didn't include the first line of the guide:

Quote:

My name is Fractals 4Lyfe, and I am a newbie. I joined at the beginning of November, and I have already made many billion isk scamming. I really like scamming, I mean really like it. It gives me a rush, and I want more of it. Am I a bad person? Maybe, but you are too.

See, I have a hard time believing you're actually a scammer since no real scammer would ever admit to being one.
Doctor Eezee
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2012-04-25 00:08:35 UTC
How else would he make enough isk to lose carriers in wormholes?

"My rule is: If you meet the weakest vessel, attack; if it is a vessel equal to yours, attack; and if it is stronger than yours, also attack..." - Admiral Stepan O. Makarov
Son IamaDerp
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2012-04-25 00:26:46 UTC
Oh my god, someone call the internet police about this.
Drake Draconis
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2012-04-25 00:33:39 UTC
David Cedarbridge wrote:
Drake Draconis wrote:
Iva Posavec wrote:
Drake Draconis wrote:
Seriously.....when are people going to be original for once?

That was so 3 to 4 years ago type of thing. Roll


Why be original when the old methods still work.



Because its boring and just flat depressing....all it tells me is the scam artists are couple IQ points above the victims.

I need a scam thats not the same ol #### different victim crap.

I too shoot rats because it stimulates me on a higher mental level. This one time, I could have sworn one of those faction spawns actually started quoting Plato.


I don't....for that very reason. Shocked

(leaves business card referring to local psych doctor)

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Katja Faith
Doomheim
#27 - 2012-04-25 01:12:09 UTC
Guess goonie alts were tired of not having another Goonies thread on the forum, so here it is. Awesome.

CAOD is that way --->
Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
#28 - 2012-04-25 05:13:58 UTC
Oh god, not another one Ugh

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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#29 - 2012-04-25 05:15:57 UTC
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
0.0, where the population is less dense and there are frequent mining ops.

The ironic thing is - we do have frequent mining "ops", thanks to the drone region.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Fractals 4Lyfe
Perkone
Caldari State
#30 - 2012-04-25 05:19:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Fractals 4Lyfe
GSF FORUM LEAK!!! Photographic proof of my authorship!

http://i.imgur.com/f5jL0.jpg

Also damn alavaria, how did you get so many space likes!
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#31 - 2012-04-25 05:25:05 UTC
Fractals 4Lyfe wrote:
GSF FORUM LEAK!!! Photographic proof of my authorship!

http://i.imgur.com/f5jL0.jpg

Also damn alavaria, how did you get so many space likes!

No idea.

But should you be leaking that stuff that every day old newbie without anything but Bootcamp access can see?

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Fractals 4Lyfe
Perkone
Caldari State
#32 - 2012-04-25 05:31:52 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Fractals 4Lyfe wrote:
GSF FORUM LEAK!!! Photographic proof of my authorship!

http://i.imgur.com/f5jL0.jpg

Also damn alavaria, how did you get so many space likes!

No idea.

But should you be leaking that stuff that every day old newbie without anything but Bootcamp access can see?


I'm sure I have brought the directorate to its knees now that everyone can see our forum's terrible blue/white color scheme.
Niko Takahashi
Yoshitomi Group
#33 - 2012-04-25 05:51:05 UTC
Goons scam who would have thought? Big smile
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#34 - 2012-04-25 07:07:57 UTC
Fractals 4Lyfe wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Fractals 4Lyfe wrote:
GSF FORUM LEAK!!! Photographic proof of my authorship!

http://i.imgur.com/f5jL0.jpg

Also damn alavaria, how did you get so many space likes!

No idea.

But should you be leaking that stuff that every day old newbie without anything but Bootcamp access can see?

I'm sure I have brought the directorate to its knees now that everyone can see our forum's terrible blue/white color scheme.

Can't you change the themes or something?

Our killboard, too, doesn't list the important ISK EFFICIENCY stat. Which, granted, killwhoring on a titan or two would render pretty moot.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
uwai223
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2012-04-25 10:59:30 UTC
Posting in the weekly goon scam thread. Might get a like out of this. I'm totally hot for likes, that's why I have a whooping number of them.

We are required by our constitution to let the voters think they have a choice. That's democracy!
Zora'e
#36 - 2012-04-25 11:19:02 UTC
David Cedarbridge wrote:
Drake Draconis wrote:
Iva Posavec wrote:
Drake Draconis wrote:
Seriously.....when are people going to be original for once?

That was so 3 to 4 years ago type of thing. Roll


Why be original when the old methods still work.



Because its boring and just flat depressing....all it tells me is the scam artists are couple IQ points above the victims.

I need a scam thats not the same ol #### different victim crap.

I too shoot rats because it stimulates me on a higher mental level. This one time, I could have sworn one of those faction spawns actually started quoting Plato.


If one of them ever did.. you'd fall off your chair. Now THAT would be a player interaction with a DEV I'd love to see.

I won't say you are stupid, but you're not exactly on the Zombie menu either.
Garnoo
Eternity INC.
Goonswarm Federation
#37 - 2012-04-25 13:42:08 UTC
Fractals 4Lyfe you should sue him for stealing your guide without your notice...

People are going to try to ruin your day. Get together with others, ruin their day back -  EvE
Jark Vohaul
Goosefleet
Gooseflock Featheration
#38 - 2012-04-25 16:45:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Jark Vohaul
Abagai, are you going to reveal the Wu-Tang secret, too?
Benny Ohu
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#39 - 2012-04-26 06:21:56 UTC
Tabernack en Chasteaux wrote:
The flying wall of text strikes Tabernack in the head and the severed part flies off in an arc!
Tabernack has been struck down.


Too bad. Can I have your socks?
Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
#40 - 2012-04-26 06:27:40 UTC
Is the ****** convention still happening? I was kinda hoping this would clear out by now :(

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