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Hard Knocks Inc, C5 Money n Ho's
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Ayeson
State War Academy
Caldari State
#81 - 2011-11-29 00:20:13 UTC
Still recruiting EU and US Pilots, Abbadons and Tengus always welcome!!

I ♥ the orthrus
Archangels Lucifer
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#82 - 2011-11-29 01:41:00 UTC
I'm a Tengus Pilot, but u guys still require Amarr BS Pilot?
I'm not a big fan of laser >.>.
I can fly a carrier, just without the triage mod lol.

Let me know if I qualify or not. ( I think I have a legion account somewhere thats Amarr >.< )
Waldemar Pawlak
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#83 - 2011-11-29 23:08:29 UTC
We are spread open to welcome new recruits. Our holes await you.

For recruitment:

1) Join our public channel: Hard Knocks 2) Follow the steps in MOTD of the channel. 3) Profit!
Odarin
Silent Nomadic Society
#84 - 2011-11-30 01:25:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Odarin
Waldemar Pawlak wrote:
We are spread open to welcome new recruits. Our holes await you.

I wish to enquire about filling holes!

AU TZ, evening player -3hrs DT to +3hrs
Waldemar Pawlak
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#85 - 2011-12-01 23:39:22 UTC
bump

For recruitment:

1) Join our public channel: Hard Knocks 2) Follow the steps in MOTD of the channel. 3) Profit!
Waldemar Pawlak
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#86 - 2011-12-02 09:52:23 UTC
I apologise for that "bump" last night... i just didn't feel creative and not in mood for any sexual references. Anyway, we are still in need of new pilots. Drop me or any other recruiter a line if you are interested.

Have a nice day, Komrads!

For recruitment:

1) Join our public channel: Hard Knocks 2) Follow the steps in MOTD of the channel. 3) Profit!
Number IX
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#87 - 2012-02-26 03:51:21 UTC
Look at your toon, now back to me. Now back at your toon, now back to me.
Sadly, your toon isn't me...
But if it stopped running around in a scrub corp and joined Hard Knocks, it could be rich like me.
Look down, back up. Where are you?
You're in a C5, surrounded by bling, ho's and pimp ships,
You're in Hard Knocks Inc.

Did you know that statistics prove that over 1015% of pilots want to be spacerich?
And did you also know that out of that 1015%, over 2000% want to be more than 10 flavours of spacerich?

Well if you're one of the elite 2000% then you've come to the right place, we can help with that. How? Because we're all 23 flavours of spacerich!

Why run around grinding level 4 missions or ratting in null for chicken feed when you could be out here with us, blasting sleepers, sucking gas (and beers!), taking other people's toys off them and chillin in the club throwing money at ho's (say hi to your mum for me!)

It's your lucky day, because I'm here to confirm that we're still looking for AUTZ pilots in our hole! Vaseline not mandatory..

I know what you're thinking, you're thinking "but Mr Strikingly Handsome & Heavily Pierced Recruiter, it's Sunday, no one's at work!"

WRONG!

Our team of devilishly handsome recruiters are online RIGHT NOW and waiting for your application! They're also very drunk, because they're yanks and it's Saturday night for them, so take advantage of this rare opportunity (actually, it happens all the time) and get your app in while they're all sloshed.

Come join me and the new Aussie recruits and let's get this isk machine rolling 23.5/7!!

If you're an AUTZ cap or subcap pilot, get online now and join our public channel for an interview.
MadbaM
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#88 - 2012-03-10 11:46:26 UTC  |  Edited by: MadbaM
Ok so I cant hope to match the last bump in quality or content, so what ill do is just quote the words from our last 3 recrutes.

"Have you paid me twice or is that really how much we make?"

"I'm going to logg of my cheeks hurt to much"

"Why does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Join now!
Abis Cann
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#89 - 2012-03-25 16:01:46 UTC
http://kb.hard-knocks.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=75

Just think - if you had applied a few days ago you may have gotten in on this.
Efraya
V0LTA
OnlyFleets.
#90 - 2012-04-10 22:13:28 UTC
Padding my kills with one hard knock at a time.

[b][center]WSpace; Dead space.[/center] [center]Lady Spank for forum mod[/center][/b]
inza onoa
Cruentus Invicta
#91 - 2012-05-19 10:09:16 UTC
I'm Euro tz... does that count as Aus tz? :P

Serious. 85mil sp wh exp combat/pve pilot looking for well lubricated hole to get deep inside.. you know what i'm saying. Accept me already.. oh wait, I didn't turn in an application yet. Who cares. Just accept me already! K thx.
Ayeson
State War Academy
Caldari State
#92 - 2012-06-11 05:10:55 UTC