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I like how Michael Bolton has goals

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Tear Miner
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-03-23 19:09:05 UTC
Like being the drunkest guy at fanfest by far.
Victyrael
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2012-03-23 19:10:21 UTC
Tear Miner wrote:
Like being the drunkest guy at fanfest by far.


An admirable goal.
Adunh Slavy
#3 - 2012-03-23 19:11:24 UTC
I see AA in his future.

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.  - William Pitt

Muad 'dib
Death by Design.
#4 - 2012-03-23 19:14:56 UTC
Like the singer Michael Bolton?

Is that is real name?

is he any relation to the pop singer?

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Tear Miner
Doomheim
#5 - 2012-03-23 19:16:27 UTC
Muad 'dib wrote:
Like the singer Michael Bolton?

Is that is real name?

is he any relation to the pop singer?


I hear he celebrates his whole catalog.
Muad 'dib
Death by Design.
#6 - 2012-03-23 19:21:33 UTC
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/16929352.jpg

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ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-03-23 19:22:13 UTC
Is this the same Michael Bolton that's actually a closet cinephile and sings with The Lonely Island?

Dodixie > Hek

Cindy Marco
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-03-23 19:22:41 UTC
Muad 'dib wrote:
Like the singer Michael Bolton?

Is that is real name?

is he any relation to the pop singer?


There is nothing wrong with the name Michael Bolton. Lol
Vertisce Soritenshi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2012-03-23 19:23:56 UTC
He is just the noisy asshat that makes himself look like a fool everytime he opens his mouth. You really can't miss him. The guy that annoys you the most...that's him.

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Triskian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-03-23 19:23:58 UTC
Adunh Slavy wrote:
I see AA in his future.


Does he seem like a quitter to you? AA is for quitters.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2012-03-23 19:27:04 UTC
Triskian wrote:
Adunh Slavy wrote:
I see AA in his future.


Does he seem like a quitter to you? AA is for quitters.


What did I tell you about jokes needing to be funny?

Dodixie > Hek

Nedes Betternaem
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-03-23 19:29:24 UTC
What I think of every time I hear his name... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-03-23 19:32:30 UTC
His name ... is Michael Bolton.
AkJon Ferguson
JC Ferguson and Son Ltd
Ferguson Alliance
#14 - 2012-03-23 19:35:35 UTC
He was really funny last year. I hope he gets help for his addiction.
Ender Karazaki
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-03-23 19:40:22 UTC
Our dreams become more vivid when sprinkled with a touch of alchohol.
OfBalance
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-03-23 19:44:52 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
His name was Michael Bolton.


FYP
Mr LaForge
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-03-23 20:25:55 UTC
There used to be nothing wrong with that name until I was in 6th grade.

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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#18 - 2012-03-23 20:59:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Dirk Magnum
It's not a party until someone gets alcohol poisoning. Instead of calling out Mr. Bolton I think we should encourage him, and let nature take its course from there. It's almost impossible to die from a single bout of binge drinking, so as long as you keep one eye on Michael out of basic humanitarian concern you're not a horrible person (the other eye, obviously, should be kept on him for whatever intrinsic entertainment value there is to be had from his self-abuse.) It took over three whole bottles of rum in a single evening to bring down Oliver Reed and he was like 60. I'm sure Michael Bolton will be fine.

Now back to the good part!

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]

Prince Kobol
#19 - 2012-03-23 21:18:11 UTC
Who is Michael Bolton?
Tear Miner
Doomheim
#20 - 2012-03-23 21:51:44 UTC
I just think Michael has set an example for the rest of us to follow at next year's fan fest.
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