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HELP INTAKI CHILDREN - Have your Portrait done!

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Meryl SinGarda
Belligerent Underpaid Tactical Team
#21 - 2011-09-24 10:07:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Meryl SinGarda
I'm a little skeptical about where these proceeds are actually going, but, hell, I'll send 50m ISK for my portrait. Big smile

edit: Sent!
Josefius
13th Tribe of Kobol Expeditionary
#22 - 2011-09-24 14:45:17 UTC
Kitty McKitty wrote:
Hello everyone,

I am a teacher working with the poor disabled children of the families working on Intaki Syndicate Stations. In these economic times our funding is hitting frighteningly low levels and I am at risk of having to leave for more stable work.

I am reaching out to the community to come and help me work with these wonderful young people.

For every donation of 50m isk one of the children will paint a lovingly hand-crafted painting of your portrait. This could be yours, or someone you wish to make a gift for.

As an opener, I submit to you a wonderful depiction created by one of my dear children, Merrill Howard Kailin.

http://i.imgur.com/ERDrh.jpg

We work from photographs because we understand how busy your time is. This is not some cheap modern automated service, each painting is lovingly hand brushed. Just look at the detail!

Consider this an investment opportunity. Fine art only increases with time.

Please consider having your portrait done or these children will be let down.


I'm one of these children, share the love.

You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something, sometime in your life.

-Winston Churchill

Phoebus Raszamar
Valkyria Epsilon
#23 - 2011-09-24 15:00:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Phoebus Raszamar
L.o.l.

*sigh, Sam Pie; I got lost in the laughter and thought the same.

[i]One thing that intimidates me is not being able to understand what I should be able to understand - or at least, people telling me what I can or cannot understand. [/i]

Sexy Moped
Polaris Nebulae
#24 - 2011-09-24 15:08:42 UTC
Thread of the day, thanks for making me smile amongst all the whinger threads Big smile. (if only i had 50 mil)

www.shoppingdealsdirectory.co.uk

Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#25 - 2011-09-25 18:22:57 UTC
Meryl, I one of my pupils will be working on your portrait shortly.

No ISK sent from the person requesting a Morganta painting but I might just have to work on one anyway because she is so beautiful.

Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children ♥

Mehrdad Kor-Azor
Doomheim
#26 - 2011-09-25 18:45:35 UTC
Why help Intaki children for 50M when I can get my Minmatar slaves to do it for free?

Muwahahaha!
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#27 - 2011-09-25 18:48:57 UTC
Because you get what you pay for ~_~

Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children ♥

Mehrdad Kor-Azor
Doomheim
#28 - 2011-09-25 18:49:43 UTC
Kitty McKitty wrote:
Because you get what you pay for ~_~


This is very true, I neglected to have my slave instructed in art...
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#29 - 2011-09-25 18:54:42 UTC
Poor slaves, all work and no play. How could you.

Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children ♥

Meryl SinGarda
Belligerent Underpaid Tactical Team
#30 - 2011-09-26 05:50:09 UTC
Kitty McKitty wrote:
Meryl, I one of my pupils will be working on your portrait shortly.

No ISK sent from the person requesting a Morganta painting but I might just have to work on one anyway because she is so beautiful.


I'll be waiting. P
Arklan1
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2011-09-26 06:14:39 UTC
brilliance, kitty. i'll take one one myself.
ACE McFACE
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2011-09-26 06:32:10 UTC
This is great, im sending 50m right now.

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.

Captain Hindsite
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#33 - 2011-09-26 06:47:14 UTC
Ah Spank, how I've missed you.
CCP Navigator
C C P
C C P Alliance
#34 - 2011-09-26 11:43:54 UTC
I am torn on this one. On one hand, there are no Intaki children working on anything as the Gallente are pretty cool about child labor laws so this thread should be locked.

On the other hand, this could be a legitimate portrait service so should be in Sell orders rather than GD.

Hmm. Think I will move to Sell Orders.
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#35 - 2011-09-26 16:38:25 UTC
Meryl and Ace, apologies for the delay but the children were being ever so petulant yesterday and refused their usual chores. Lengths will be taken to ensure production will begin again forthwith.

Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children ♥

NovaReon
Department of Moisture Evaporation
#36 - 2011-09-26 19:06:32 UTC
As I was strolling around Black Rise one day, I witnessed a savage attack on a freighter vessel. The pilot cried out in desperation that he was merely transporting orphans, yet the ruthless pirates proceeded with destroying his vessel. What a horrible universe we live in. Will nobody think of the children?
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#37 - 2011-09-27 05:16:11 UTC
Meryl Singarda finally. Bless little Gerards heart, he has the worst dyspraxia I have ever seen but he insisted on doing your painting...

Meryl Singarda

Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children ♥

Cerisia
Red Phoenix Rising
#38 - 2011-09-27 07:55:23 UTC
This thread is full of win!
This space for rent..
Taronyu Eywa
Fraternity Academy
Fraternity University
#39 - 2011-09-27 08:19:06 UTC
Do your kids do finger paintings?

I like finger paintings.

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Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#40 - 2011-09-27 15:40:52 UTC
We are a bit beyond finger paintings and wish to encourage use of more contemporary mediums.

Here is Ace McFace's painting. Oil on wood.

I may have to instruct a more competent child to redo Meryl's and administer some discipline around here (no cookies for a week).

Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children ♥