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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Chi Ka Yoshida
Jigoku's Atomic Pimpz
#2001 - 2012-03-21 11:47:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Chi Ka Yoshida
You naughty boy, that, is not where the cigar butt goes.......and, that hair on your chin, I think it's mine
Apollo-Moor
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#2002 - 2012-03-21 14:34:03 UTC
Chi Ka Yoshida wrote:
You naughty boy, that, is not where the cigar butt goes.......and, that hair on your chin, I think it's mine


I had a great time last night but....

Aren't you ready to go?
BuzzyBeagle
Centers for Intergalactic Mercantile Acquisition
#2003 - 2012-03-21 14:53:20 UTC
STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY WALLET FOR CRACK MONEY
Acac Sunflyier
The Ascended Academy
#2004 - 2012-03-21 15:03:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Acac Sunflyier
Stop! Don't touch me there! This is my no no square █. Get your penis out of me.
Iron Civire
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2005 - 2012-03-21 15:04:42 UTC
Didnt knew I was so desperate
Blatant Forum Alt
Doomheim
#2006 - 2012-03-21 15:14:53 UTC
6/10
Sir William Wallace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2007 - 2012-03-21 16:07:02 UTC
Look, we were both stoned and very very drunk, nobody has to know about it, just shut up and stop calling me Wilma.
Noriko Satomi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2008 - 2012-03-21 16:25:51 UTC
What did you mean when you said you've got a case of the rogue drones "down there"?
Henry Haphorn
Killer Yankee
#2009 - 2012-03-21 16:31:14 UTC
Noriko Satomi wrote:
What did you mean when you said you've got a case of the rogue drones "down there"?


I would have to have myself checked.

Adapt or Die

Lady Naween
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#2010 - 2012-03-21 18:37:19 UTC
baby, i checked out all of you.. and its all fiiineeeee *growls*
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#2011 - 2012-03-21 18:46:44 UTC
[Lady Naween

I love the way your long hair tickles my lap!

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom

My Postman
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#2012 - 2012-03-22 11:09:33 UTC
Chi Ka Yoshida wrote:
You naughty boy, that, is not where the cigar butt goes.......and, that hair on your chin, I think it's mine



Best. Poast. Ever. ROFLMAO

And to the "thing" above me: WHO OPENED THE CAGE?
Kaneda Kurosawa
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#2013 - 2012-03-22 11:41:28 UTC
[My Postman]

/thinks to himself.....If I chew of my arm to stop you waking up, how quickly can I get podded to get my arm back?

Ding a ding dang my dang along ling long

Eda Hilitari
Doomheim
#2014 - 2012-03-22 12:11:51 UTC
Kaneda Kurosawa wrote:
[My Postman]

/thinks to himself.....If I chew of my arm to stop you waking up, how quickly can I get podded to get my arm back?


Eh, could be worse. Okay baby let's see what you've got.
Lady Naween
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#2015 - 2012-03-22 14:42:33 UTC
good morning sis.. eh wait.. what?!
Danica Duan
#2016 - 2012-03-22 15:37:34 UTC
Explain to me a again how you got my retinal pattern for CQ entry?
Lady Naween
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#2017 - 2012-03-22 22:24:52 UTC
*sighs*ok lets go over it again.

when two capsuleers love eachother very much
Efari Enoka
Doomheim
#2018 - 2012-03-22 22:38:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Efari Enoka
Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful
Sgt AngelWisper Mortis
Shadow Angels Of Requiem
#2019 - 2012-03-24 10:54:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Sgt AngelWisper Mortis
Errmmm..... what the ! Shocked

Your darkest secret can be someone else's desired wish._

Gedid Tava
Alpha Galactic Group
#2020 - 2012-03-24 11:15:32 UTC
I'm sorry, dear, but my wife will be home soon. You're quite fetching but can we move this along?