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I was Scammed and i came to here to name names :)

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Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#61 - 2012-03-21 19:01:23 UTC
Shaampoo wrote:
Present any evidence of being a spy apart of the fact i spent some time in a hostile alliance


You presented the evidence yourself.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.

Shaampoo
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#62 - 2012-03-21 21:43:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Shaampoo
Ladie Harlot wrote:
Shaampoo wrote:
Present any evidence of being a spy apart of the fact i spent some time in a hostile alliance


You presented the evidence yourself.

And the mail saying i was accepted and it was cool ? I would expect it standard procededure of neckbeeds to ban people form goonfleet.net and not goonfleet.com

And then unbanning them like a witch doctor about 20 minutes later after they Bombard you with a damn awful topic

Your policy seems to very confusing and full of ****


If you want I can tech you how to use the forums ( i primarily use the drunk but at least it is less sad then me walk around and saying
Ladie Harlot wrote:
IT IS DURR PART OF THE PROCEDUR LOLK
Shaampoo
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#63 - 2012-03-21 22:48:25 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
Shaampoo wrote:
Present any evidence of being a spy apart of the fact i spent some time in a hostile alliance


You presented the evidence yourself.


Look i can understand you lack of response but if you want i am chilling in Amarr space if you want to head over with a few chums i am sure we talk it out in local
Rao Kappa
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#64 - 2012-03-21 23:11:24 UTC
Shaampoo wrote:
Ladie Harlot wrote:
Shaampoo wrote:
Present any evidence of being a spy apart of the fact i spent some time in a hostile alliance


You presented the evidence yourself.


Look i can understand you lack of response but if you want i am chilling in Amarr space if you want to head over with a few chums i am sure we talk it out in local


U so mad still?

If you get this bounced up over internet spaceships, I bet you're a real ball of stress in real life.

You better calm down before a heart attack pops your pod.
Betty Bravado
Tremor Recorded
#65 - 2012-03-22 00:04:24 UTC
I like the well known unofficial rule of Facebook - Friends never let friends facebook while drunk.

but then, I guess that only works if one has friends.

I was just looking at the thread names and couldn't believe anyone would be foolish enough to do what this thread name states, so I came to see the joke. I thought the joke would be some play on words, or perhaps a parody of someone being foolish enough to tell the world how gullible they could be. I never guessed the joke would be a person, a very sad person, who I hope has help managing the everyday demands we all face to meet our obligations and to care for ourselves with food and common sense to avoid pitfalls. I think this guy needs a lot of help in that last area and i hope he is getting all that he needs.

Sorry, the joke is not funny, but very sad, very very sad....
Shaampoo
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#66 - 2012-03-22 00:21:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Shaampoo
Rao Kappa wrote:
Shaampoo wrote:
Ladie Harlot wrote:
Shaampoo wrote:
Present any evidence of being a spy apart of the fact i spent some time in a hostile alliance


You presented the evidence yourself.


Look i can understand you lack of response but if you want i am chilling in Amarr space if you want to head over with a few chums i am sure we talk it out in local


U so mad still?

If you get this bounced up over internet spaceships, I bet you're a real ball of stress in real life.

You better calm down before a heart attack pops your pod.


thank you for your concern

I took your advice to heart and book myself in a Zen Buddhist monestry . Perhapes you can join me ?

I will await passionately for you response


Quote:
I like the well known unofficial rule of Facebook - Friends never let friends facebook while drunk.

but then, I guess that only works if one has friends.

I was just looking at the thread names and couldn't believe anyone would be foolish enough to do what this thread name states, so I came to see the joke. I thought the joke would be some play on words, or perhaps a parody of someone being foolish enough to tell the world how gullible they could be. I never guessed the joke would be a person, a very sad person, who I hope has help managing the everyday demands we all face to meet our obligations and to care for ourselves with food and common sense to avoid pitfalls. I think this guy needs a lot of help in that last area and i hope he is getting all that he needs.

Sorry, the joke is not funny, but very sad, very very sad....


I for one can vouch for the terribleness of this post. I have done a little work to make it less terrible for i still think you need a medal for reading it all

Unforgettably my goal is to keep this up in the googles and every response keeps in there.That is why i responding with such wit and charm .

I figured i wont see the isk again but every person i stop from giving them isk is technically a positive and well people who feel the urge to call me a "DUMB LOSER " should be given a pat on the back as they are probably right


I personally have given Eve online 3 trys. First try the game seemed god awful and i went back to another game. Second try the Game seemed okay but every one seemed to try to hard to be "Political " . Third time i discovered the joys of Alcoholism and hence i found eve actually fun. I would suggest every one played Drunk as EVE is god awful boring with out it.
Salarc
SalCorp
#67 - 2012-03-22 04:02:47 UTC
Well hopefully this experience will be the end of your 3rd try
And we can all walk away a little happier
Shaampoo
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#68 - 2012-03-22 06:33:53 UTC
Salarc wrote:
Well hopefully this experience will be the end of your 3rd try
And we can all walk away a little happier

:S we can all hope but for now i am having fun. If you wan you can read the post again and then post your displeasure. But to not read and to post again would be unfair and just not cool

Thanks for reading this drivel hear have a pat on the back. you earned it.

But i just dont give a **** and hey if your nice maybe one day you can scam me for a billion isk

I am adding a FAQ below because of the quality responses i am getting

KEEP IT UP GUYS !!!

FAQ :

Q.Your Dumb

Res : Thanks for posting genuine and unique feedback. I will let my dentist know of this post haste

Q. I hate you and only idiots fall for this

Res. I have only love for you but i can understand if your a lil bit frustrated. I would start being a tad bit suicidal too if i actually got to 30 milliion sp

Q. How do you have any isk surly some old man in market took it all for some majestic beans

Res. I am make a okay income irl so i can afford plex when ever i need some. I would suggest if you guard your isk that you consider - 2 Plex costs about 30 dollars Aus that is about 2 hours of min wage work. I would consider working for 2 extra hours a week then you never ever have to grind ingame and can PVPPVPPVP till your wife accuses you of being **** and then you have to say on TS " WIfe aggro LOL"

Q. I hate you and i hope you die

Res. Thanks man but at very least my life insurance might want to stop that also i belive the police also might want to talk to you about that. I would consider going to your local police station and discussing with your local police person your sudden blood lust.

Q. Your now blacklisted enjoy your dead toon

Res. I would pretend your blacklist will matter and unsub right after i keep bumping this topic

Q. Why did i read this argh my eyes they hurt

Res. Here you go champ have a cookie your fourms skills must be trained to 4 at least to get thru this topic

I will add more later but i am not this board

Ahh Crime and punishment you guys have really welcomed me and well i am personally honoured that most of have come in here to post such warm things such as
Grumpymunky wrote:
Was the last one of these even off the front page yet?

MadMuppet wrote:
DILLIGAF?

Garven Dreis wrote:
I am amazed by people who still fall for this scam, even though it is a) well documented and b) ancient.

Jint Hikaru wrote:
I don't know whats more stupid these days...

Falling for this scam (which is so old you need to carbon date it)

or

Telling everyone how stupid you are by Posting that you fell for it on the Forums.


Again keep it up everyone and contact me for your cookie :) :) :) :)

Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc.
#69 - 2012-03-22 07:21:52 UTC
5/10

Quite unoriginal and obvious, but an amazing number of people fell for it. All in all a good showing, but boring read due to the extensive walls of text.

Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom.

Shaampoo
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#70 - 2012-03-22 08:48:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Shaampoo
Since reviewing posts is in now

Tallian Saotome wrote:
5/10

Quite unoriginal and obvious,.
cause i have never seen a post give a score to another post. This what us duumb people call Irony but keep[ it up champ
Tallian Saotome wrote:
but an amazing number of people fell for it.
No one fell for it i thourght that is what the last 4 pages are about bacilly me out of my stupidy to not only be scammed but to post it on the Elistist crime and punishment boardss
Barack Tallian SaotomObama wrote:
All in all a good showing, but boring read due to the extensive walls of text.
Still you read it ether the plot was killer or you have OCD but good work man i would not read it anyhow pretty tererilbe overall


Three asterisk's out of Hereditary


***
Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc.
#71 - 2012-03-22 08:57:46 UTC
Dam, you just reminded me I haven't smoked a bowl in weeks Bear

Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom.

Shaampoo
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#72 - 2012-03-22 09:03:56 UTC
Tallian Saotome wrote:
Dam, you just reminded me I haven't smoked a bowl in weeks Bear
totally relevant and in no way a sign of deeper issues
Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc.
#73 - 2012-03-22 09:20:36 UTC
Shaampoo wrote:
Tallian Saotome wrote:
Dam, you just reminded me I haven't smoked a bowl in weeks Bear
totally relevant and in no way a sign of deeper issues

Roll
Think about it some more, maybe the light will finally go off.

Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom.

Shaampoo
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#74 - 2012-03-22 10:20:19 UTC
Tallian Saotome wrote:
Shaampoo wrote:
Tallian Saotome wrote:
Dam, you just reminded me I haven't smoked a bowl in weeks Bear
totally relevant and in no way a sign of deeper issues

Roll
Think about it some more, maybe the light will finally go off.

IT DID YOUR RIGHT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PUBLISH YOUR WORK ON THIS MATTER
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#75 - 2012-03-22 11:08:09 UTC
Damn shampoo im gonna have to clap for you i just cant stop laughing when reading this thread

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.

Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc.
#76 - 2012-03-22 11:21:53 UTC
lanyaie wrote:
Damn shampoo im gonna have to clap for you i just cant stop laughing when reading this thread

Yes, the shiptoasting in this thread is truly magnificent.

Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom.

Shaampoo
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#77 - 2012-03-22 12:05:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Shaampoo
Tallian Saotome wrote:
lanyaie wrote:
Damn shampoo im gonna have to clap for you i just cant stop laughing when reading this thread

Yes, the shiptoasting in this thread is truly magnificent.

Ahh the keyboard warrior has returned from his bowl

Tell me of the journey you had old friend


Edit i should add this sexy wolf has been bringing you these posts

http://i.imgur.com/sDA67.jpg
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#78 - 2012-03-22 15:10:22 UTC
Tallian Saotome wrote:
lanyaie wrote:
Damn shampoo im gonna have to clap for you i just cant stop laughing when reading this thread

Yes, the shiptoasting in this thread is truly magnificent.


Actually my dearest idiot, people like you are what make this thread so interesting for me if it wasn't for people like you i wouldn't be able to comment or nor would shampoo I don't know about him but i'm here to troll and i will keep trolling this thread


Yours sincerly,
-lanyaie

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.

Krenalla
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#79 - 2012-03-23 04:56:17 UTC
Quickly posting in a post before it very quickly becomes old post...post

Shaampoo
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#80 - 2012-03-23 11:26:27 UTC
Krenalla wrote:
Quickly posting in a post before it very quickly becomes old post...post


That would suck i agree