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Dead Hulks ~ 50m isk
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Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#1 - 2011-09-17 23:06:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Kitty McKitty
If you want a hulk deadening, let my corporation of fine gentleman know and we can arrange their extermination.

Price is negotiable dependent on the simplicity of the job. If they are 24/7 macroers guaranteed to be in place I can go as low as 30m, possible discounts for multiple hits on the same target.

50m is to cover the cost of replacing whatever is lost from a sui Tempest + effort finding target + time needed recovering sec.

Old forums are old but I had a thread there. I will link if needed, otherwise here is the latest satisfied customer....

kill ~ image (only click image for proof, its not exciting). [killboard link edited to tinyurl because new forums are bad]

Our corporation so far have performed about 10 paid hits, all to satisfaction from our customers. Obviously I can't name our customers for confidentiality reasons but rest assured we can deliver.

Thank you, I'm off to do badly at solo pew pew now which this service partly helps to pay for.

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0RANGE C0KE
Doomheim
#2 - 2011-09-18 07:40:04 UTC
I support this service. Twisted
Zandor Mallandro
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2011-09-18 12:05:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Zandor Mallandro
I also approveTwisted
Yesterday I was attacked by dark warrior (he has another character)
completely senseless attack.
I lost my hulk and not know what to do.

This happened when I was in the bathroom, unfortunately.


dark warrior attacked me in Otela yesterday (at the time I was pee) slutty!
He later joined with another char The Remorseful and then again as a dark warrrior.

( dark warrior = The Remorseful )

VOU CAÇAR ESSE VERME XTwisted

destroyed my hulk
a hulk that is more expensive or less the price of it with nothing : 195M ISK Ugh


2011.09.18 01:56:00

Victim: Zandor Mallandro
Corp: The Scope
Alliance: Unknown
Faction: Unknown
Destroyed: Hulk
System: Otela
Security: 0.5
Damage Taken: 4462

Involved parties:

Name: Dark Warrior (laid the final blow)
Security: -4.1
Corp: GoonWaffe
Alliance: Goonswarm Federation
Faction: NONE
Ship: Brutix
Weapon: Anode Neutron Particle Cannon I
Damage Done: 4462

Destroyed items:

Expanded Cargohold II
Medium Cargohold Optimization I, Qty: 2
Cap Recharger II
Shield Recharger II, Qty: 2
Modulated Strip Miner II, Qty: 2
Pyroxeres Mining Crystal II, Qty: 2

Dropped items:

Expanded Cargohold II
Viscous Pyroxeres, Qty: 57330 (Cargo)
Shield Recharger II
Modulated Strip Miner II
Pyroxeres Mining Crystal II








Kitty McKitty wrote:
If you want a hulk deadening, let my corporation of fine gentleman know and we can arrange their extermination.

Price is negotiable dependent on the simplicity of the job. If they are 24/7 macroers guaranteed to be in place I can go as low as 30m, possible discounts for multiple hits on the same target.

50m is to cover the cost of replacing whatever is lost from a sui Tempest + effort finding target + time needed recovering sec.

Old forums are old but I had a thread there. I will link if needed, otherwise here is the latest satisfied customer....

kill ~ image (only click image for proof, its not exciting).

Our corporation so far have performed about 10 paid hits, all to satisfaction from our customers. Obviously I can't name our customers for confidentiality reasons but rest assured we can deliver.

Thank you, I'm off to do badly at solo pew pew now which this service partly helps to pay for.
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#4 - 2011-09-19 00:31:49 UTC
Poasting to confirm I like the smell of dead hulks in the morning.

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.
Tikera Tissant
#5 - 2011-09-19 05:56:13 UTC
Zandor Mallandro wrote:

Damage Taken: 4462


That is your problem right there Smile

Don't make gankers an easy time.
Dark Warrior
State War Academy
Caldari State
#6 - 2011-09-20 07:01:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Dark Warrior
Zandor Mallandro wrote:

Yesterday I was attacked by dark warrior (he has another character)
completely senseless attack.
I lost my hulk and not know what to do.


Just keep on truckin'. It's a noble thing you're doing, mining Pyro in high sec.

On a side note, your calling me a ****** and ****** hurt my feelings. I think I'm going to salvage your Hulk again after coming back from vacation.
Jude Lloyd
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2011-09-20 07:55:28 UTC
Heretic Army supports this service. o7




We do it for free.

I'm back!
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#8 - 2011-09-20 11:39:36 UTC
I don't have an alt macro army to support my 'art'


(baseless accusations ITT)

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BuzzyBeagle
Centers for Intergalactic Mercantile Acquisition
#9 - 2011-09-22 15:57:24 UTC
your neck my tongue.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#10 - 2011-09-23 21:59:08 UTC
You are fairly lame. We'll do them for free


e: but good for you in your endeavours, regardless.

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#11 - 2011-09-23 22:13:59 UTC
no u r lame for spoiling my business. I will kill you(r hulk).

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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#12 - 2011-09-23 22:32:34 UTC
I will pay someone 50m if they give us a target hulk Lol

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#13 - 2011-09-23 23:12:13 UTC
ok i fond one 50m and i deliver 2 u

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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#14 - 2011-09-24 04:24:12 UTC
I'll pay you 500mil if you gank my Hulk (I actually own one, heh, think it's even fitted and rigged, but I can't fly it and am too lazy to check).

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#15 - 2011-09-24 04:27:34 UTC
How about you pay me 50m isk to roleplay that a ******** Gallente child oil painted your portrait for charity reasons. You can pay more than 50m if you like. Threads in general.

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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#16 - 2011-09-24 04:36:20 UTC
What has happened with the world.. one user provide an excellent ganking mercenary service, others offer charity work. Why can't we all gank hulks together? There should be enough to satisify all our needs..

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#17 - 2011-09-24 04:37:53 UTC
Why do you think I work at the special school? I need to groom 'special' pilots willing to suicide gank.

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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#18 - 2011-09-24 04:39:00 UTC
Kitty McKitty wrote:
Why do you think I work at the special school? I need to groom 'special' pilots willing to suicide gank.


That's like charity x3, +like to you, miss.

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.
Froz3nEcho Sarain
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2011-09-24 09:46:59 UTC
Kitty McKitty wrote:
Why do you think I work at the special school? I need to groom 'special' pilots willing to suicide gank.


You heartless bastard!! Why didn't I come up with this wonderful idea? +1 for you.

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