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EVERYONE JUMPJUMP
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2011-09-23 11:49:05 UTC
CARGO INSURANCE!!! IS HERE!!!
From: bringrainfire
Sent: 2011.09.23 02:02
To: BloodHound Kuha, Doom Driver, Dowla Daupor, downtherabbithole, dr gigglez, Dr Megan Reed, Draek Bolaskari, DragonMap, dragonrider000, DragonShadow XX, Drathorin, Dred Delgath, Drifter Tank, Dubez, Durgarsh, Durkastannie, Dystaun, Eden Kusoni, Edna Ironsides, edvinb, EggChen, Eida La, Eidys, Elbatrof Mocnu, Elektra l, Elizabeth hope, Elmer JFudd, Elnora Straus, Emperor Mork, Endless Mike, Enoch Ahlaseem, Entombed Warrior, EOH Azura, EOH Valicious, evefail, eveonlinegr3 hehe, EVERYONE JUMPJUMP, Evil Wolfie, EvilCheez, F462, Fairy tales, FairyLogic, Falcon182, Farese, Fasire, Fatlity, Fenixia Oburn, Khanh'rhh, kireh casal,

United Jedi A-holes Conglomeration has created a cargo protection service!!!

How it works:

We have _ levels of financial protection

basic- covers cargo ranging up to 20mil price is 1mil

midium- covers cargo ranging up to 50mil price is 10mil

intermediate- covers cargo ranging up to 200mil price is 75mil

advanced- covers cargo ranging up to 500mill price is 175mil

gold- covers cargo ranging up to 1billion price is 375mil

platinum- covers cargo ranging up to 5billion price is 775mill

All you need to do is deposit the isk to United Jedi A-holes Conglomeration and add the level of protection that you need.

Disclamer:

Low sec killmails will not be accepted, you must be suicide ganked in high sec by people that have no affiliation to you. All claims must be sent to bringrainfire or BloodHound Kuha and will be investigated!!!

Insurance on cargo lasts 2 weeks or when a claim is submited.

If a claim is found to be invalled you will not be getting your isk for your cargo.

I SAID JUMP DAMN IT!!
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#2 - 2011-09-23 11:51:22 UTC
Seems legit!

http://www.wormholes.info
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#3 - 2011-09-23 13:03:43 UTC
Lol i will pay 775m and get some randumz to suicide me. This plan is foolproof.

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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#4 - 2011-09-23 21:33:54 UTC
Time to make some fake killmails.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#5 - 2011-09-23 22:10:00 UTC
who would buy insurance from a corp named Jedi A-holes?
EVERYONE JUMPJUMP
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2011-09-23 23:18:38 UTC
Thats kinda what I was wondering. If anyone gets isk out of fake killmails let me know plz Lol

I SAID JUMP DAMN IT!!
Korsiri
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2011-09-24 00:04:49 UTC
I want to know what "midium" and "invalled" is...
bringrainfire
Industrial Spy Network
#8 - 2011-09-24 00:21:09 UTC
Well first off I'd like to apologize for the messed up spelling, eve doesn't have a spell check.

Second of I'd like to clarify the fact that the kill-mail MUST be API verified at http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard

We are able to insure cargo that is valued at a higher price than our policy allows for, but you must higher our escort services as well. Our escort is trained to suicide gank suicide gankers before they do the dirty dirty.

When investigating a claim we talk to both sides to determine what really happened.

Another requirement is that you give us your limited API key so that we can take note of all your alts, this protects us from people suicide ganking themselves.
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#9 - 2011-09-24 00:28:22 UTC
Scam.

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bringrainfire
Industrial Spy Network
#10 - 2011-09-24 00:39:20 UTC
Kitty McKitty wrote:
Scam.


I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Percival Gates
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2011-09-24 00:40:44 UTC
bringrainfire wrote:
Well first off I'd like to apologize for the messed up spelling, eve doesn't have a spell check.
Another requirement is that you give us your limited API key so that we can take note of all your alts, this protects us from people suicide ganking themselves.

Because nobody has multiple accounts or friends...or "business partners"...
Drake Draconis
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2011-09-24 00:43:46 UTC
Nice scam.

Suicide gank the suicdie gankers?

Yeah...right.

I'll give you points for creativitry.

Wonder how many people will fall for this. Lol


PS: If someone wants to suicdie gank you...there isn't a damn thing you can do about it....except tank it hard and fast. Everyone knows that!

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bringrainfire
Industrial Spy Network
#13 - 2011-09-24 00:55:11 UTC
Percival Gates wrote:
bringrainfire wrote:
Well first off I'd like to apologize for the messed up spelling, eve doesn't have a spell check.
Another requirement is that you give us your limited API key so that we can take note of all your alts, this protects us from people suicide ganking themselves.

Because nobody has multiple accounts or friends...or "business partners"...


Which is why we do very thorough investigations.

And Drake Draconis, just because your overly paranoid doesnt mean that everyone in eve scams people out of their hard earned iskies.
Drake Draconis
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2011-09-24 01:22:32 UTC
bringrainfire wrote:
Percival Gates wrote:
bringrainfire wrote:
Well first off I'd like to apologize for the messed up spelling, eve doesn't have a spell check.
Another requirement is that you give us your limited API key so that we can take note of all your alts, this protects us from people suicide ganking themselves.

Because nobody has multiple accounts or friends...or "business partners"...


Which is why we do very thorough investigations.

And Drake Draconis, just because your overly paranoid doesnt mean that everyone in eve scams people out of their hard earned iskies.


"very thorough investigations"

I like that part.

Roll

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bringrainfire
Industrial Spy Network
#15 - 2011-09-24 01:25:36 UTC  |  Edited by: bringrainfire
Just to add a note, 13 people have bought insurance from UJAC so far. I'm not giving names or type of policy they bought either.

This is a legitimate way to keep your frieghter's cargo safe and secure while you transport to and from jita.
Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
#16 - 2011-09-24 02:03:24 UTC
Can you freight my titan to jita so I can reproccess it and sell the ores?

S H I T P O S T I N G
bringrainfire
Industrial Spy Network
#17 - 2011-09-24 02:06:13 UTC
If only we could freight titans into jita
Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
#18 - 2011-09-24 02:07:15 UTC
not cool yo

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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#19 - 2011-09-24 02:36:05 UTC
bringrainfire wrote:
Well first off I'd like to apologize for the messed up spelling, eve doesn't have a spell check.


Your brain, however, is quite capable of proofreading.

bringrainfire wrote:
you must higher our escort services as well. Our escort is trained to suicide gank suicide gankers before they do the dirty dirty.


If I thought you were serious, I would "hire" you tonight just to watch you get yourself concorded on a baitship.

Also, it's "hire" not "higher". Protip: don't try to look like a legitimate business when you can't spell.

bringrainfire wrote:
Another requirement is that you give us your limited API key so that we can take note of all your alts, this protects us from people suicide ganking themselves.


Because I can gank myself with another toon on the same account.

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Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#20 - 2011-09-24 03:30:54 UTC
so much fail in here. anti-suicide ships, hurr durr.

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