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Kelduum Revaan - Running for CSM7

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Theon Aidelius
Pandemic Horde High Sec Division
#401 - 2012-03-10 09:09:27 UTC
Good luck, Kelduum!
Jericho Guardian
Astrotech Syndicate
#402 - 2012-03-14 23:56:47 UTC
You have my vote!
Xenuria
#403 - 2012-03-15 05:23:45 UTC
Klduum Revaan you officially banned me from EVE UNI while we were on air in a radio show.

After doing some research I found that E-UNI is rather large so I figured I would ban you from a rather large alliance that I control.

You are hereby banned from the following alliances and their child corporations!

Pandemic Legion
Hydra Reloaded
The Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet


To add insult to injury I have also assembled a special team of special specialists that specialize in special things.

This team which I have named "Team S" consists of my cat, my hugging pillow, the old g̫̬͎̩̩̺͍̀͒̓o̪̦̜̬̘͉̾͌́̄ͅd̬̮̗̎ͩ̌̇̔̓ͫ͗ that lives under my bed and feeds me dreams and the vanity mirror on my computer table.

This elite tactical unit is responsible for making sure you get elected so that CCP is forced to change the CSM white pages so that self important people such as yourself can not run for election.

CSM 12 Candidate
Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
#404 - 2012-03-15 07:22:16 UTC
You sound mad. Are you mad?

[b]Don't worry about posting with your main!  Post with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."[/b]
Xenuria
#405 - 2012-03-15 13:10:40 UTC
Lapine Davion wrote:
You sound mad. Are you mad?


no...

CSM 12 Candidate
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#406 - 2012-03-15 13:26:00 UTC
being banned from ever joining the 5th Marcabian Derpfleet is a bad thing?

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Xenuria
#407 - 2012-03-15 22:05:10 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:
being banned from ever joining the 5th Marcabian Derpfleet is a bad thing?


Yes it is!

We are serious people with serious needs.

CSM 12 Candidate
steave435
Perkone
Caldari State
#408 - 2012-03-16 10:54:39 UTC
So after doing nothing other then staying safe in a high sec corp doing your best to avoid PVP (I've dealt with you enough to know that any claims to the contrary is BS) your entire EVE career you believe you have what it takes to improve a PVP game.
Sadly, you'll probably succeed.
Asuri Kinnes
Perkone
Caldari State
#409 - 2012-03-18 02:10:51 UTC
steave435 wrote:
So after doing nothing other then staying safe in a high sec corp doing your best to avoid PVP (I've dealt with you enough to know that any claims to the contrary is BS) your entire EVE career you believe you have what it takes to improve a PVP game.
Sadly, you'll probably succeed.

Butt hurt much?

Bob is the god of Wormholes.

That's all you need to know.
Poetic Stanziel
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#410 - 2012-03-18 06:51:06 UTC
Asuri Kinnes wrote:
steave435 wrote:
So after doing nothing other then staying safe in a high sec corp doing your best to avoid PVP (I've dealt with you enough to know that any claims to the contrary is BS) your entire EVE career you believe you have what it takes to improve a PVP game.
Sadly, you'll probably succeed.

Butt hurt much?

He's speaking the truth. Why does he have to be butt hurt too?
ztranger Atram
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#411 - 2012-03-19 22:14:10 UTC
I voted for Keldum since I like the way he runs the uni, unlike Poetic Keldum actually cares about new players.
Poetic Stanziel
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#412 - 2012-03-20 01:53:34 UTC
ztranger Atram wrote:
I voted for Keldum since I like the way he runs the uni, unlike Poetic Keldum actually cares about new players.
I care, man. I care that they actually learn what EVE Online is about. I'd rather not instil fear into them, hide them away from the game.
Poetic Stanziel
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#413 - 2012-03-20 01:54:36 UTC
The post you've all been waiting for, where I possibly rant and rave and tinfoil hat about Kelduum winning the CCP Tour contest.
Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#414 - 2012-03-20 15:14:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Grumpy Owly
Poetic Stanziel wrote:
The post you've all been waiting for, where I possibly rant and rave and tinfoil hat about Kelduum winning the CCP Tour contest.


What I find disturbing is your need to alienate the British with unfounded quips.

blog wrote:
"He could be overly obese with really bad British teeth".


As if your views weren't known to be predjudicial or based on unsupported opinion in the first place about Kelduum you now have to extend this attitude to an entire nation?

Might want to put a lid on the level of your hate as a result, it kind of makes you look like a seriously missguided and subversive individual. I suggest a healthy step back at this stage so you can reappraise your views and just how much this campaign of hate might be affecting your rationality. And that's genuine concern for a fellow pilot.

Bounty Hunting - Soon (™): Retribution (Winter 2012)

It's just criminal - Smuggling
Poetic Stanziel
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#415 - 2012-03-21 02:38:10 UTC
Grumpy Owly wrote:
Poetic Stanziel wrote:
The post you've all been waiting for, where I possibly rant and rave and tinfoil hat about Kelduum winning the CCP Tour contest.


What I find disturbing is your need to alienate the British with unfounded quips.

blog wrote:
"He could be overly obese with really bad British teeth".


As if your views weren't known to be predjudicial or based on unsupported opinion in the first place about Kelduum you now have to extend this attitude to an entire nation?

Might want to put a lid on the level of your hate as a result, it kind of makes you look like a seriously missguided and subversive individual. I suggest a healthy step back at this stage so you can reappraise your views and just how much this campaign of hate might be affecting your rationality. And that's genuine concern for a fellow pilot.


Brits and their teeth is a bit of well-known humour. Google British Teeth. :)

And lighten up.

I think Brits are great. Especially the telly. One of my favourite shows is Time Team. Any country that can keep a show about archaeology running for 18 years is doing good stuff. My second favourite British show is The Sandbaggers.
Asuri Kinnes
Perkone
Caldari State
#416 - 2012-03-21 02:46:02 UTC
Grumpy Owly wrote:
Poetic Stanziel wrote:
The post you've all been waiting for, where I possibly rant and rave and tinfoil hat about Kelduum winning the CCP Tour contest.


What I find disturbing is your need to alienate the British with unfounded quips.

blog wrote:
"He could be overly obese with really bad British teeth".


As if your views weren't known to be predjudicial or based on unsupported opinion in the first place about Kelduum you now have to extend this attitude to an entire nation?

Might want to put a lid on the level of your hate as a result, it kind of makes you look like a seriously missguided and subversive individual. I suggest a healthy step back at this stage so you can reappraise your views and just how much this campaign of hate might be affecting your rationality. And that's genuine concern for a fellow pilot.

I think he wrote a humorous blog-post. And even comics from the UK will make mention on "the state of British Dentistry" - so that's kinda a wash...


Not bad

Bob is the god of Wormholes.

That's all you need to know.
Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#417 - 2012-03-21 03:13:17 UTC
Poetic Stanziel wrote:

And lighten up.


Bite me. Blink

btw do you have false teeth? That would at least be in keeping with your credibility.

Quote:
One of my favourite shows is ......


Please tell me more about your shallow existence.

"Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath."
- Dave Barry

who happens to be a Pulitzer Prize-winning American author and columnist. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels.So he seems to be an excellent candidate to judge your apparent need to view the importance of teeth humour.

Bounty Hunting - Soon (™): Retribution (Winter 2012)

It's just criminal - Smuggling
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
#418 - 2012-03-21 04:28:23 UTC
Grumpy Owly wrote:
Poetic Stanziel wrote:

And lighten up.


Bite me. Blink

btw do you have false teeth? That would at least be in keeping with your credibility.

Quote:
One of my favourite shows is ......


Please tell me more about your shallow existence.

"Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath."
- Dave Barry

who happens to be a Pulitzer Prize-winning American author and columnist. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels.So he seems to be an excellent candidate to judge your apparent need to view the importance of teeth humour.


Grumpy Owly!

I see now your aren't just grumpy with me!

I feel better now!

Issler
Vordak Kallager
Descendance.
GoonSwarm.
#419 - 2012-03-21 05:24:43 UTC
steave435 wrote:
So after doing nothing other then staying safe in a high sec corp doing your best to avoid PVP (I've dealt with you enough to know that any claims to the contrary is BS) your entire EVE career you believe you have what it takes to improve a PVP game.
Sadly, you'll probably succeed.


Never have I agreed more with something in my life, than this post.

Sa souvraya niende misain ye.
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
#420 - 2012-03-21 06:00:32 UTC
Vordak Kallager wrote:
steave435 wrote:
So after doing nothing other then staying safe in a high sec corp doing your best to avoid PVP (I've dealt with you enough to know that any claims to the contrary is BS) your entire EVE career you believe you have what it takes to improve a PVP game.
Sadly, you'll probably succeed.


Never have I agreed more with something in my life, than this post.


The Bitzners still haven't figured out the polls are closed and some of the other candidates like Kelduum are going to be awesome on the CSM 7.

Good luck Kelduum! You will do well in the CSM 7!

Issler