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Felasha Talva
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2012-03-19 04:54:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Felasha Talva
Hello everyone, not sure if I posted this on forums as my other character Trellita or not...I'm thinking I started then quit. Anyways I was looking on youtube and WOW players have more WOW song parodies than eve online. Not cool, and I fancy myself a writer, but my singing is so bad no eve player could tank it. Big smile Of course most song writers don't sing their songs anyway, so for those of you that can sing and make better videos than me, be my guest. If you take inspiration and feel that changing the words would be better, be my guest. Though if you use it exactly like I wrote or very similar, all I ask is that you give me credit in video info, and if you put a video on youtube I would love to have a link sent to my youtube account located here, Thanks. I want to see it.

I will start by just posting the first couple parodies I did. If you all like my style I can do more.

First we all have probably heard of Lady Gaga...well when I heard her song "Poker face" one thing came to mind...."Shield tank." I was also impressed with the fact that I got a drake that has been shot at by many people and just will not die. So my first parody to the song Poker face is written below


Mum Mum Mum Ma
Mum Mum Mum Ma
I want to tank damage like was done with Dagon
Hold em' Let em hit me Tank it baby, can't break me
(I Love It)
Love baiting you idiots as I play the decoy part
And after's you been scrammed I'll see my friends rip you apart
Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh, O-o-o-o-o-o
I'll Get you poped, Show you What we've go
Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh, O-o-o-o-o-o
I'll Get you poped, Show you What we've Go

Cant Break my
Cant break my
No you can't break my shield tank
(I'll tank like its nothing)
Can't break my
Can't break my
No you can't break my shield tank
(I'll tank like its nothing)

S-s-s-shield tank, i-i-in your face
(Mum Mum Mum Mah
S-s-s-shield tank, i-i-in your face
(Mum Mum Mum Mah

I Wanna Roll With my mates and what a tank I'll be
A Little missioning is fun when you are with me
(I Love It)
When it comes to grab'n agro I'm always the one
Cause baby, if I didn't, the noobs wouldn't have much fun

Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh, O-o-o-o-o-o
I'll Get their agro, Show them What I've Got
Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh, O-o-o-o-o-o
I'll Get their agro, Show them What I've Got

(chorus)

I won't tell you how I am fit
just to annoy you
Cause with buffer, active or passive
I'm Not trying I'm Just Stunnin' With My awesome tank'n
Just like an outpost out in 0.0
Admire this tank before I take you out
I Promise This, Promise This
You won't break it alone cause its marvelous


Ok, granted that is exaggerated, but I still say 85k ehp and 256/s passive regen is decent for a drake, oh well on to next. In pvp I try my best to learn from mistakes and maintain a good attitude. Now when I heard "Last Friday night" by Katy Perry my first thought was...what in the world...my second thought was a parody about my pvp experiences called, "Last Player Fight" would sound pretty cool. So here it is.

There's a stranger in my hole
There's a shaking in my hand
I fear this may just be my doom
Wondering if I am a fool
Am I getting in too far
Onyx sitten at the hole
Experienced players that aint new
Will I get podded if I lose?

Killmail of last fight
Ended up online
Of me sckrewd
Oh well
It's a big disaster
But I'm pretty sure i'll improve
Yeah

Last player fight
Yeah I warped to him, right on top
And we exchanged many shots
Thought I had him but did not

Last player fight
Yeah I tapped out all my cap
And got warp scrammed from afar
So I hit eject button

Last player fight
I locked up a hurricane
Dropping his shields best i could
Then he called for some help
Last player fight
Yeah I thought I was totally skrewed
But drake't tank held till the hole
Ja..ump jump!

Next player fight
gonna try again
Next player fight
Gonna try again

Trying to see what I did wrong
Don't know what skill to train next
Think the Bs skill are just to far
Chatted with my friend some more
Sent me their favorite pvp fits
Telling me how to fight the best
Think I need to get more skills trained
to avoid such an epic fail

Killmail of last fight
Ended up online
Of me sckrewd
Oh well
It's a big disaster
But I'm pretty sure i'll improve
Yeah


Love a gf! (x6)


Ok, going to page 2 of post because I am running out of room.
Felasha Talva
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2012-03-19 04:59:02 UTC
Ok we all know low sec and most people are mature and realize it is only a game, anything lost be be rebuilt, so just dust yourself off, get back up and learn from every fight and mistake....well many people don't believe that.

I am sure most of us have seen this video here

Well when I saw that I thought it was funny...and that lady Gaga's song Teliphone was wierd....but I could use that song to make fun of this event. So I present to you my parody called "Pvp Roam"

(Pirate)
Hello, Hello, Sucker
You in low sec, such a dumb thing.
I have got no mercy
in this domain, so fear me
(Crybaby)
Wha-Wha-What did you just do!
Oh, the hell! you're shooting me…
You jerks, I hate you,
I'm petitioning CCP.

petitioning CCP
petitioning CCP
You jerks, I hate all of you, I'm petitioning CCP.

(Pirate)
Just a minute,
this is just a game that we both play
And I cannot help it
you lost your cruiser but
You even had some time to flee
you know, I cant lock instantly.
And now you won't stop bugg'n me
I'm kinda angry.

Stop cryin', stop Cryin',
You make me wanna pop you more
You are the idiot that flew into .4
Stop cryin', stop Cryin',
or I'm gonna kill you some more
Why don't you keep our pod in ship outa .4

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop cryin' to me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
You Wussy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop cryin' to me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…


Can cry all you want,
but hey, no one cares!
and you're gonna die all alone!
Out in the system
and I'm lock'n up that pod
and you're gonna die all alone!

Can cry all you want,
but hey, no one cares!
and you're gonna die all alone!
Out in the system
and I'm lock'n up that pod
and you're gonna die all alone!


Boy, the way you blowin' up my face
won't make me be no nicer.
I'll just kill you faster
Let my gun fire my linked blaster.
You should of stayed in high sec
'cause your a butthole!
Cry'n like your someone special -
sorry, I don't really care!


Not that I don't like you,
I'ts just that its a game
And I am sick and tired
of my targets cry'n
Sometimes I feel like
I'm in a big wusses convention.
Tonight I'm not takin' no bull,
'cause I'll be roamn'.

'cause I'll be roamn'.
'cause I'll be roamn'.
Tonight I'm not takin' no bull, 'cause I'll be roamn'.

Chorus x2


My pvp roam!
M-m-my pvp roam!
'Cause I'm out in low sec,
and I'm lock'n that pod,
and you're not gonna stop my pvp roam!

My pvp roam!
M-m-my pvp roam!
'Cause I'm out in low sec,
and I'm lock'n that pod,
and you're not gonna stop my pvp roam!

We're sorry… your request to get all your lost items back will not be granted.
Please grow up a bit, or go back to playing W.O.W


okay, on the topic of low sec fun I couldn't help but notice that Katy Perry's song "caligornia Gurls" would sound better as a song called "Low sec players." Here we go.


What is up noobs
Let me tell you about something

[Verse 1]
I know a place
Where the capsouleers are meaner
If you, ain't blue
There going to be coming to kill you
Lock'n your ship
Warp jamming you so you cant leave
The attackers
Break your tanks
Try'na to pod you before you leave

You could fly in safer space
But nothing compares
To the danger there
Once you fight with them
You'll be improv'n in pvp
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Chorus]
Low sec players
They're just unforgivable
Gate Camps
Tacklers on top
Blood-stained skin
So cruel
The'll pop your pod
Oooooh oh oooooh

Low Sec Players
They're undneable
Fast, fanatical, fierce
They got your pod locked
Ownage represent
Now see you blow up
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Verse 2]
noob jumping in
yeah they dont mind kill'n rookies
I freak
In my hauler
Five, six, seven on my overview! (Oh oh)

You could fly in safer space
But nothing compares
To the danger there
Once you fight with them
You'll be improv'n in pvp
Oooooh oh oooooh


[Verse 3]
Pwnd, man
Popped you already
Bring it on, cause I'm ready
Hard, gruling lowsec coast
This is the space I love the most
I mean they come
I'v seen this is totally fun
See em
Taunt 'em
Equip warp stabs

It makes you freak
When you get caught in deep
and your buds are outa reach
It's okay
I wanna play
I love the way
They think I wont get away
Fast heart beat
And Palm sweating
This rush is everything

All these boys
be comm'n out
In great mass
look'n out
Tacklers, canes, high dps
No crybabies
It's just a game
And a fun on
Lowsec hommies
(Yeah)
Be List'n here guys
(Uh huh)
I love figh'n with ya
'Cause you insurn' this game's never boring
(Ohhh yeahh)

[Chorus]


Snoop Dogg:
Low Sec systems man
I wish they all were as fun as
Low Sec systems
I really wish
You all great fun
In Low sec


Oh well, that is the first four I got...if you like them take them and go with them. If anyone creates awesome videos from this I really want to see them.

Cheers everyone.
Arydanika
Malevelon Roe Industries
Convocation of Empyreans
#3 - 2012-03-19 16:02:38 UTC
Nice job on the parody song lyrics. Great reads and pretty funny.

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