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The Return of Prencleeve Grothsmore-TEST TO FAIL IN 43 DAYS
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Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#21 - 2012-03-19 05:36:34 UTC
Ender Karazaki wrote:
This is kinda weird/creepy/disturbing... gotta be a troll. Nobody is that weird. Right?


From experience, yes, some people are just... yeah.
St Mio
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#22 - 2012-03-19 05:39:07 UTC
Drama for the drama God!
Popcorn for the the popcorn throne!
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#23 - 2012-03-19 05:58:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarryn Nightstorm
I've often said that a perfect, 10/10 troll rating is not achievable by mortals--think of it like perfect thermodynamic efficiency, a theoretical ideal only--but this...

This comes closer than anything I've ever seen:

9.99975/10

That, or this sad kid really is that ****** up, in which case someone should get him professional help.

Like, immediately.

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#24 - 2012-03-19 05:58:46 UTC
St Mio wrote:
Drama for the drama God!
Popcorn for the the popcorn throne!


POOP FOR THE POOP-GOD!!

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Rune Star
Trauma Ward
#25 - 2012-03-19 06:12:11 UTC
*grabs popcorn*

The man who trolled the self styled master trolls of Eve is back, all is right in the 'verse once again.
Ender Karazaki
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2012-03-19 06:17:16 UTC
Rune Star wrote:
*grabs popcorn*

The man who trolled the self styled master trolls of Eve is back, all is right in the 'verse once again.


If this and these youtube links are a troll, it's an act of genius. Watching these videos was so painful I couldn't watch anymore. I just felt so embaressed for him.
Digital Messiah
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2012-03-19 06:21:51 UTC
St Mio wrote:
Drama for the drama God!
Popcorn for the the popcorn throne!

Milk for the cookies!
Blood for the blood god!
Drama for the mittani votes... wait a second.

Roll Oh I see what is going on now.

Something clever
IsTheOpOver
#28 - 2012-03-19 08:33:29 UTC
came to this thread expecting disappointment.

left very entertained!

Wow.. just wow. I missed this back in Oct/Nov.. Thanks for posting

Sorry about TEST going down... you guys had a good run.
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#29 - 2012-03-19 08:45:14 UTC
Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:
I've often said that a perfect, 10/10 troll rating is not achievable by mortals--think of it like perfect thermodynamic efficiency, a theoretical ideal only--but this...

This comes closer than anything I've ever seen:

9.99975/10

That, or this sad kid really is that ****** up, in which case someone should get him professional help.

Like, immediately.


There are photos of this kid in a special ed class.
CatreX Nolen
Doomheim
#30 - 2012-03-19 09:01:48 UTC
Made my day. can't wait to see more bullshit out of this one :D
MisterNick
The Sagan Clan
#31 - 2012-03-19 09:17:55 UTC
Remembering the original thread, I await his return with baited breath. we in PAX have been shooting at TEST a fair amount recently and I would hate to see such a fine group dismantled by anything less than 10/10 trolling.

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom."
JamesCLK
#32 - 2012-03-19 09:30:55 UTC
Digital Messiah wrote:
St Mio wrote:
Drama for the drama God!
Popcorn for the the popcorn throne!

Milk for the cookies!
Blood for the blood god!
Drama for the mittani votes... wait a second.

Roll Oh I see what is going on now.


The jig is up!
/jumps ship

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Jace Errata
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#33 - 2012-03-19 09:31:32 UTC
I'll give this guy a 10/10 rating if this actually works.

tweeten

One day they woke me up so I could live forever

It's such a shame the same will never happen to you
Inzax
#34 - 2012-03-19 09:40:03 UTC
Dude....crazy wins every time....just ask them.

Surrender quietly. Maybe nobody will notice.
Hustomte
Veritex Industrial Inc.
#35 - 2012-03-19 11:11:26 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Well I hope his plan is better than the Cylons' plan, otherwise he's going to find himself in the middle of Africa without internet.



Hey, I resemble that statement! P

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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#36 - 2012-03-19 13:01:46 UTC
Mittens' Fanboi wrote:

I'm not some mad man shouting his demands down a toilet - I am serious.


There seems to be some debate about this statement.

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#37 - 2012-03-19 13:32:16 UTC
Quote:
Howdy lovely folks of the internet,

I am Prencleeve Grothsmore, also known as Sir P. Grothsmore, also known as jjjggg50, also known as Lord Graphite - The Conquerer of Palestine.... You get the idea.

I am here today to give you Test Alliance peoples a one time offer. Break up your alliance and friendship with the Goonswarm Federation and I will spare you in my attack against every single Goon-allied corp and alliance in New Eden. Do not feel obliged to accept this lovely offer, however ignoring this offer will result in the termination of your space alliance.

I have a plan - it will work! Me and my coalition of spy networks will bring you down if you refuse to break away from the Clusterfuck and/or the Goonswarm Federation. I'm not some mad man shouting his demands down a toilet - I am serious.

You have 42 days to meet my demands - on the 43rd day, preparations will begin to collapse you and all the other alliances which refuse to break away from the Goons.


I'd have to say, Prencleeve writes some pretty decent creative b.s. for 13-year-old.
Aiden Andraste
State War Academy
Caldari State
#38 - 2012-03-19 13:39:29 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
I'd have to say, Prencleeve writes some pretty decent creative b.s. for 13-year-old.


It almost makes you think it's a grown (physically) ass man who's trolling way too hard. At the same time, a 13 y/o in the US is typically in 8th or 9th grade by then. I remember writing some serious essays and book reports back then.

Maybe this prencleeve is so serious, he's treating this like a school report. Oh ****, what if this is a meta-troll report on trolling, e-bullying and the internet?!
Famble
Three's a Crowd
#39 - 2012-03-19 13:49:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Famble
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Aiden Andraste wrote:
I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true.


Consider this and this.


I suspect his neighborhood is complaining of missing pets.

If anyone ever looks at you and says,_ "Hold my beer, watch this,"_  you're probably going to want to pay attention.
seany1212
M Y S T
#40 - 2012-03-19 14:00:58 UTC
Aiden Andraste wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
I'd have to say, Prencleeve writes some pretty decent creative b.s. for 13-year-old.


It almost makes you think it's a grown (physically) ass man who's trolling way too hard. At the same time, a 13 y/o in the US is typically in 8th or 9th grade by then. I remember writing some serious essays and book reports back then.

Maybe this prencleeve is so serious, he's treating this like a school report. Oh ****, what if this is a meta-troll report on trolling, e-bullying and the internet?!


THE GAME.

Potentially the most epic tinfoil hat moment ever? Shocked