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The Return of Prencleeve Grothsmore-TEST TO FAIL IN 43 DAYS
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Dr Kang
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-03-19 00:47:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Dr Kang
Hello spacefriends, TEST ne'er-do-well and forums raconteur Dr Kang here to tell you all Mittani fan #1 has returned, and this time he has a plan.

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Howdy lovely folks of the internet,

I am Prencleeve Grothsmore, also known as Sir P. Grothsmore, also known as jjjggg50, also known as Lord Graphite - The Conquerer of Palestine.... You get the idea.

I am here today to give you Test Alliance peoples a one time offer. Break up your alliance and friendship with the Goonswarm Federation and I will spare you in my attack against every single Goon-allied corp and alliance in New Eden. Do not feel obliged to accept this lovely offer, however ignoring this offer will result in the termination of your space alliance.

I have a plan - it will work! Me and my coalition of spy networks will bring you down if you refuse to break away from the Clusterfuck and/or the Goonswarm Federation. I'm not some mad man shouting his demands down a toilet - I am serious.

You have 42 days to meet my demands - on the 43rd day, preparations will begin to collapse you and all the other alliances which refuse to break away from the Goons.


from: Dreddit Post

Who IS Prencleeve? For the uninitiated, he is a 13-year old Eve player that became obsessed with joining goons. He then began to stalk Mittens, which culminated in the young lad being permabanned from Eve for posting the RL information of The Mittani's parents.

For a refresher course on his work, please refer to:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=27541
https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1BwSgFFPVi7KMo48e9j908t87zJCQfunJ1hbH2RlL18Y&pli=1
http://www.thewarpbubble.com/2012/02/james-gibson-my-mission-statement.html


Now he has returned to us, sights set on the downfall of TEST using his nefarious spai network! I eagerly await the destruction of TEST, the worst alliance in a terrible game. The only real question involved is how many PLESKS will Booda get this time?
Sendo Jarix
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-03-19 00:59:03 UTC
Why give this sperg more attention.
stoicfaux
#3 - 2012-03-19 00:59:58 UTC
Well I hope his plan is better than the Cylons' plan, otherwise he's going to find himself in the middle of Africa without internet.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Kai Tel
State War Academy
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-03-19 01:08:27 UTC
Man, there are some bat **** crazy people in EVE... I can't figure out why this game attracts so many of the mentally unstable. If I could, I'd fix it with a patch.
gfldex
#5 - 2012-03-19 01:18:19 UTC
Kai Tel wrote:
I can't figure out why this game attracts so many of the mentally unstable.


Come on, don't be silly now!

If you take all the sand out of the box, only the cat poo will remain.
masternerdguy
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-03-19 01:20:36 UTC
gfldex wrote:
Kai Tel wrote:
I can't figure out why this game attracts so many of the mentally unstable.


Come on, don't be silly now!


Ants....ants crawling on my spine.....THEY WONT GO AWAY! So....many ants.....must gank hulks.

Things are only impossible until they are not.
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#7 - 2012-03-19 01:22:06 UTC
Its days like this that I feel really, really sorry for some of the sad little people who play the games I do and end up reconsidering my subscription.

Then I remember that I get to shoot them.
DIsposible Hero
State War Academy
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-03-19 01:42:26 UTC
I can't wait to see what happens here. Most likely nothing. Hopefully hilarity.
Aiden Andraste
State War Academy
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-03-19 01:47:23 UTC
I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true.
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#10 - 2012-03-19 02:10:39 UTC
Aiden Andraste wrote:
I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true.


Consider this and this.
Aiden Andraste
State War Academy
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-03-19 02:17:19 UTC
Oh. My. God. Well, that's enough internet for today.
masternerdguy
Doomheim
#12 - 2012-03-19 02:17:34 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Aiden Andraste wrote:
I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true.


Consider this and this.


Ugh

Things are only impossible until they are not.
Terminal Insanity
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#13 - 2012-03-19 02:27:59 UTC
Daaaamn, TEST is goin down now
You guys should totally take the deal.

"War declarations are never officially considered griefing and are not a bannable offense, and it has been repeatedly stated by the developers that the possibility for non-consensual PvP is an intended feature." - CCP
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#14 - 2012-03-19 03:05:06 UTC
I wonder if Daley is part of his SPY NETWORK

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Written Word
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-03-19 03:10:10 UTC
Fountain by December

Right?
Taiwanistan
#16 - 2012-03-19 03:22:33 UTC
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjA2MDU2MzQyOF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNzMxOTQ5._V1._SY317_CR11,0,214,317_.jpg

TA on wis: "when we have a feature that is its own functional ecosystem of gameplay then hooks into the greater ecosystem of EVE as a whole, and it provides good replayability."
The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-03-19 05:22:11 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Aiden Andraste wrote:
I pray this guy is trolling and award a 9/10. It loses a point for how terribly and awfully sad this person is if all of this is true.


Consider this and this.


I KNOW YOUR PHONE NUMBER MITTANI

I KNOW YOUR PHONE NUMBER!!!!!!

~hi~
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#18 - 2012-03-19 05:24:07 UTC
The Mittani wrote:


I KNOW YOUR PHONE NUMBER MITTANI

I KNOW YOUR PHONE NUMBER!!!!!!


HELP ME
HELP ME
HELP ME
PLEASE
Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-03-19 05:30:24 UTC
I demand SA thread porn.


I know it must exist.

Sanity is fun leaving the body.
Ender Karazaki
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2012-03-19 05:33:20 UTC
This is kinda weird/creepy/disturbing... gotta be a troll. Nobody is that weird. Right?
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