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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#1941 - 2012-03-16 17:50:26 UTC
Ha ha, I've never heard that "Ow my eye" one before.

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.
Vilfredo Pareto
Doomheim
#1942 - 2012-03-16 22:33:28 UTC
An EVE-avatar in my bed?? Shocked

I seriously need to cut back on my playing.
Fishmaskle
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1943 - 2012-03-16 22:56:47 UTC
His hair must have made him look sorta like a chick from behind... :look: 
If I helped you out, Technical Issue, enemy gank, popped your poor fit, hit the "Like" button.
Kasha Belle
On your Left you will See Mars
#1944 - 2012-03-17 03:24:05 UTC
I'd **** myself frankly.

You look like some chronic mastorbator with a shittie skin problem.

If I woke up to you I'd be clawing at the sheets screaming 'help'!! .........mind you it would probably make you come quicker.Arrow
Nick Bison
Bison Industrial Inc
#1945 - 2012-03-18 00:27:28 UTC
Nail a chemo patient. Check off bucket-list.

Nothing clever at this time.
Aquila Draco
#1946 - 2012-03-18 00:56:33 UTC
Who put that hologram in my bed?
We all know that EVE avatars can not leave their prison cell.
Tanya Powers
Doomheim
#1947 - 2012-03-18 00:56:48 UTC
Nick Bison wrote:
Nail a chemo patient. Check off bucket-list.


wtf is that gallentemobile?

Get out, the dog place is over there you shifhtscum !!

Hem, by the way can you give me your sisters number?
Nick Bison
Bison Industrial Inc
#1948 - 2012-03-18 01:32:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Nick Bison
Tanya Powers wrote:
Nick Bison wrote:
Nail a chemo patient. Check off bucket-list.

wtf is that gallentemobile?
Get out, the dog place is over there you shifhtscum !!
Hem, by the way can you give me your sisters number?


Nail a bar tramp, Check off bucket-list.
lol Big smile

Nothing clever at this time.
Caroline Cosmos
Perkone
Caldari State
#1949 - 2012-03-18 06:23:37 UTC
That must have been the best thirty seconds of your life eh?
Razgriz Shaishi
Perkone
Caldari State
#1950 - 2012-03-18 06:45:49 UTC
When did I order a full size barbie doll?
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#1951 - 2012-03-18 07:42:40 UTC
Dude? Dude? Are you OK? Did you have a strike, you need a medic?

What, looks like he really got a shock, and i just took off my shirt...
Danica Kaliinen
Kronos TEchnologies
#1952 - 2012-03-19 01:12:20 UTC
Hoo... Still sleepy... I think it's your turn to go kill the Sansha Mothership... I knocked the farm over last time.
Kai Tel
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1953 - 2012-03-19 01:16:25 UTC
Huh? Wha? So those weren't really pillows? No wonder I couldn't find the cool side...
Akurus
Perkone
Caldari State
#1954 - 2012-03-19 02:16:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Akurus
Oh ****. Not again.

Waking up naked in the forest with a dead deer next to me, and blood all over my face.
Dawnmist
#1955 - 2012-03-19 04:19:38 UTC
Don't even think about getting lucky again.
Nylith Empyreal
Sutar Rein
#1956 - 2012-03-19 04:27:05 UTC
Whelp, I knew I would come out of the closet sooner or later, just wish I remembered it. Oops

Who's the more foolish the fool or the fool who replies to him?
Arakazzi
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1957 - 2012-03-19 05:12:45 UTC
trololololol. How drunk where you last night?
Raiykjab
Federal Navy Academy
#1958 - 2012-03-19 07:25:33 UTC
Sweety I was so sick of shaved pu sy

...oh wait~

bah let's close the light

Eve has miners?!
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#1959 - 2012-03-19 07:43:35 UTC
I am not your sweetie.

My kitty is none of your business.

And anyway it doesn't needs no shaving.

So GTFO.
My Postman
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#1960 - 2012-03-19 11:04:36 UTC
Lucky this time!

Beside the fact that "she" prefers some kind of "dirty talk" Big smile