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Vote Issler Dainze, the only Female in the election without a doodle.

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Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#61 - 2012-03-16 20:08:14 UTC
I'm interested in knowing more about what your alt thinks about the CSM election, Frying Doom.
Azelor Delaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#62 - 2012-03-16 20:23:17 UTC
My girlfriend just got a good chuckle out of this. To quote her:

"Some d*ke thinks that because she doesn't have a **** it makes her more eligible to be elected to something? ***** just gave all female gamers a bad name."

She then went back to playing EVE. <3
None ofthe Above
#63 - 2012-03-16 20:32:39 UTC
Andski wrote:
None ofthe Above wrote:
Pot...kettle..black.

I personally have no evidence and don't make the accusation that the Mittani does support RMT.

I make the observation that more people have posted evidence and the accusations about Andski's chosen candidate being a supporter RMT than of Issler, who Andski rather unfoundedly accuses.

In fact I'd say Andski's accusation is the red herring.


You confirmed the validity of my accusations of Issler defending RMT - there is more /real/ evidence that Mittens is anti-RMT than otherwise. A bunch of pubbies bleating on the forums doesn't quite count as evidence.


Well, it should be sufficiently clear to folks that your accusations are baseless and that you are either delusional or deliberately make false accusations.

I never expected to get you to retract or change your mind.

So ... my work here is done. Be seeing you.

The only end-game content in EVE Online is the crap that makes you rage quit.

Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#64 - 2012-03-16 20:38:43 UTC
this thread is pretty embarrassing for everyone involved
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#65 - 2012-03-16 20:39:12 UTC
Azelor Delaria wrote:
My girlfriend just got a good chuckle out of this. To quote her:

"Some d*ke thinks that because she doesn't have a **** it makes her more eligible to be elected to something? ***** just gave all female gamers a bad name."

She then went back to playing EVE. <3

to be fair to issler dainze, a hilarious joke of a candidate, this thread is the work of her creepy fanboy rather than her herself

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.

Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#66 - 2012-03-16 20:40:33 UTC
after all it is only fair that issler be judged on her own hilariously embarrassing threads and statements

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.

Pheusia
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#67 - 2012-03-16 22:06:44 UTC
Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote:
this thread is pretty embarrassing for everyone involved


Couldn't have put it better (I was going to say "humiliating")
Eben Harper
Doomheim
#68 - 2012-03-16 23:57:44 UTC
Carl Thunderthise wrote:
If Mittens becomes chairman it's an indictment of the stupidity of Goonsheep to vote as ordered. "Vote for ze party or you vill be shot and hung on ze vire as a varning to ze others!" Mittens claims credit for things that any CSM would have got good results with. Being chairman during the time that CCP had to go on bended knee to its playerbase and act humble was lucky for him, not caused by him. He might act like he whipped CCP into shape with what the players wanted, but truthfully CCP had to act humble after the Nex debacle. Whoever was on the CSM, the same thing would have happened.
I think it's very telling that Goonsmear are putting so much effort into dissing Issler. And very telling that Goons are pretty much the only people coming into the Issler threads to slag her off. I don't see everyone else in Eve complaining about her. I see a heck of a lot of hisec players talking about how she's got their vote.
I still remember the first time I watched this video and thought to myself that here was CCP, making an apology to the EvE community, in a video with one of the biggest megalomanic dicks EvE Online has to offer (I don't hold it against CCP persay, he was the chairman of the CSM after all).
Frying Doom
#69 - 2012-03-17 00:08:04 UTC
Carl Thunderthise wrote:
If Mittens becomes chairman it's an indictment of the stupidity of Goonsheep to vote as ordered. "Vote for ze party or you vill be shot and hung on ze vire as a varning to ze others!" Mittens claims credit for things that any CSM would have got good results with. Being chairman during the time that CCP had to go on bended knee to its playerbase and act humble was lucky for him, not caused by him. He might act like he whipped CCP into shape with what the players wanted, but truthfully CCP had to act humble after the Nex debacle. Whoever was on the CSM, the same thing would have happened.
I think it's very telling that Goonsmear are putting so much effort into dissing Issler. And very telling that Goons are pretty much the only people coming into the Issler threads to slag her off. I don't see everyone else in Eve complaining about her. I see a heck of a lot of hisec players talking about how she's got their vote.


Good point Smile

Personally I believe the goons:
don't like Wis because its not PVP
dont like Industry becuse its not PVP
don't like trading because its not PVP
dont like Hi-sec becuse its not free to PVP

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!

Minta Contha
Emergent Entity
#70 - 2012-03-17 01:28:45 UTC
Eben Harper wrote:
Carl Thunderthise wrote:
If Mittens becomes chairman it's an indictment of the stupidity of Goonsheep to vote as ordered. "Vote for ze party or you vill be shot and hung on ze vire as a varning to ze others!" Mittens claims credit for things that any CSM would have got good results with. Being chairman during the time that CCP had to go on bended knee to its playerbase and act humble was lucky for him, not caused by him. He might act like he whipped CCP into shape with what the players wanted, but truthfully CCP had to act humble after the Nex debacle. Whoever was on the CSM, the same thing would have happened.
I think it's very telling that Goonsmear are putting so much effort into dissing Issler. And very telling that Goons are pretty much the only people coming into the Issler threads to slag her off. I don't see everyone else in Eve complaining about her. I see a heck of a lot of hisec players talking about how she's got their vote.
I still remember the first time I watched this video and thought to myself that here was CCP, making an apology to the EvE community, in a video with one of the biggest megalomanic dicks EvE Online has to offer (I don't hold it against CCP persay, he was the chairman of the CSM after all).


Ugh, Mittens just has a cylinder for a head. It's like he just has one long thick neck that someone has stuck a bad beard and silly hair on, a bit like Beaker from the muppets. If people knew that, they'd never vote for that chinless wonder.

My cooking is like my lovemaking - fast, greasy, and unsatisfying.

Vordak Kallager
Descendance.
GoonSwarm.
#71 - 2012-03-17 02:00:30 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:
Carl Thunderthise wrote:
If Mittens becomes chairman it's an indictment of the stupidity of Goonsheep to vote as ordered. "Vote for ze party or you vill be shot and hung on ze vire as a varning to ze others!" Mittens claims credit for things that any CSM would have got good results with. Being chairman during the time that CCP had to go on bended knee to its playerbase and act humble was lucky for him, not caused by him. He might act like he whipped CCP into shape with what the players wanted, but truthfully CCP had to act humble after the Nex debacle. Whoever was on the CSM, the same thing would have happened.
I think it's very telling that Goonsmear are putting so much effort into dissing Issler. And very telling that Goons are pretty much the only people coming into the Issler threads to slag her off. I don't see everyone else in Eve complaining about her. I see a heck of a lot of hisec players talking about how she's got their vote.


Good point Smile

Personally I believe the goons:
don't like Wis because its not PVP
dont like Industry becuse its not PVP
don't like trading because its not PVP
dont like Hi-sec becuse its not free to PVP


Can a Goon please shred this post, kthxbai. Cool

Sa souvraya niende misain ye.

Snow Axe
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#72 - 2012-03-17 02:06:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Snow Axe
Vordak Kallager wrote:
Can a Goon please shred this post, kthxbai. Cool


Can do!

Frying Doom wrote:
Personally I believe the goons:
don't like Wis because CCP had a chance to do it and screwed it up in an epic fashion while letting the rest of the game rot so it's kind of a poison pill now
love Industry but think mining is p. boring
have forgotten more about trade than you will ever know
likes Hi-sec because it has the whiniest targets in all of Eve


Hey I fixed that for you hope you don't mind Cool

"Look any reason why you need to talk like that? I have now reported you. I dont need to listen to your bad tone. If you cant have a grown up conversation then leave the thread["

Frying Doom
#73 - 2012-03-17 02:15:24 UTC
Snow Axe wrote:
Vordak Kallager wrote:
Can a Goon please shred this post, kthxbai. Cool


Can do!

Frying Doom wrote:
Personally I believe the goons:
don't like Wis because CCP had a chance to do it and screwed it up in an epic fashion while letting the rest of the game rot so it's kind of a poison pill now
love Industry but think mining is p. boring
have forgotten more about trade than you will ever know
likes Hi-sec because it has the whiniest targets in all of Eve


Hey I fixed that for you hope you don't mind Cool

Its about normal for the fear based views of Goonsheep. You fear other peoples views and have to shout at them. To be honest on the point of other people thinking for themselves I'm not sure if it's fear or jealousy because you are not allowed to in Goonswarm.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!

Vordak Kallager
Descendance.
GoonSwarm.
#74 - 2012-03-17 02:17:31 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:
Snow Axe wrote:
Vordak Kallager wrote:
Can a Goon please shred this post, kthxbai. Cool


Can do!

Frying Doom wrote:
Personally I believe the goons:
don't like Wis because CCP had a chance to do it and screwed it up in an epic fashion while letting the rest of the game rot so it's kind of a poison pill now
love Industry but think mining is p. boring
have forgotten more about trade than you will ever know
likes Hi-sec because it has the whiniest targets in all of Eve


Hey I fixed that for you hope you don't mind Cool

Its about normal for the fear based views of Goonsheep. You fear other peoples views and have to shout at them. To be honest on the point of other people thinking for themselves I'm not sure if it's fear or jealousy because you are not allowed to in Goonswarm.


How is your passive aggressiveness any better than the Goonies' plain aggressiveness. Seriously, the hypocrisy of your statement above is flabbergasting.

Sa souvraya niende misain ye.

Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#75 - 2012-03-17 02:43:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Johnny Marzetti
Frying Doom wrote:

Personally I believe the goons:
don't like Wis because its not PVP
dont like Industry becuse its not PVP
don't like trading because its not PVP
dont like Hi-sec becuse its not free to PVP


You are completely wrong and acting on your irrational hatred of goons, because the facts are:
1. Most people in this game don't want WiS if it comes at the expense of FiS. This is not a "Goon issue." You simply have a minority viewpoint here.
2. Most assembly lines in Deklein are queued up; Goons do lots of industry in spite of the fact that CCP made it extremely difficult in 0.0 space.
3. Goons basically own at trade. We love trade. It's some of the best PvP in the game. You were probably just bankrupted by one of our directors' hisec trade alts and you don't even know it yet.
4. Hisec is full of PvP, it just occurs under different conditions and is not really the same game as null sov warfare. Where we differ from many in hisec is we don't believe hisec is an invulnerable shield against PvP. It's not, and CCP has been clear about this.


Edit: Okay, now that dog fort has approved my posting nobody in goons will actually look at it again so here's what I couldn't tell you:

1. The Mittani hates WiS because it greatly increases the chances of Goons interacting with players outside GoonSwarm.
2. We aren't allowed to do industry at all because The Mittani gets a cut of all imports from Jita.
3. Our API is checked regularly to see if we've trained Trade skills. We're kicked if we've trained them but haven't been given permission to use the markets.
4. Hisec is where the most players are, which is why The Mittani doesn't want us to go there (see #1) or wants us to be so hated and feared that no one will talk to us if we do.
Frying Doom
#76 - 2012-03-17 10:57:39 UTC
Johnny Marzetti wrote:

Edit: Okay, now that dog fort has approved my posting nobody in goons will actually look at it again so here's what I couldn't tell you:

1. The Mittani hates WiS because it greatly increases the chances of Goons interacting with players outside GoonSwarm.
2. We aren't allowed to do industry at all because The Mittani gets a cut of all imports from Jita.
3. Our API is checked regularly to see if we've trained Trade skills. We're kicked if we've trained them but haven't been given permission to use the markets.
4. Hisec is where the most players are, which is why The Mittani doesn't want us to go there (see #1) or wants us to be so hated and feared that no one will talk to us if we do.

Actually I think it's more like Goonswarm don't want Wis because they are worried that no one will talk to them and they are in a lot of trouble if there is a /spit emote.

Being a Goon must be like being a leper, you can hang out with other lepers but no one else wants to be near you. Must be why I haven't heard of any surprise attacks by the goons on other null sec guys recently. They can hear the bells.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!

Taiwanistan
#77 - 2012-03-17 11:42:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Taiwanistan
Frying Doom wrote:
Johnny Marzetti wrote:

Edit: Okay, now that dog fort has approved my posting nobody in goons will actually look at it again so here's what I couldn't tell you:

1. The Mittani hates WiS because it greatly increases the chances of Goons interacting with players outside GoonSwarm.
2. We aren't allowed to do industry at all because The Mittani gets a cut of all imports from Jita.
3. Our API is checked regularly to see if we've trained Trade skills. We're kicked if we've trained them but haven't been given permission to use the markets.
4. Hisec is where the most players are, which is why The Mittani doesn't want us to go there (see #1) or wants us to be so hated and feared that no one will talk to us if we do.

Actually I think it's more like Goonswarm don't want Wis because they are worried that no one will talk to them and they are in a lot of trouble if there is a /spit emote.

Being a Goon must be like being a leper, you can hang out with other lepers but no one else wants to be near you. Must be why I haven't heard of any surprise attacks by the goons on other null sec guys recently. They can hear the bells.

i know right? we have like no allies zero, blue list,
if wissler stops barbie emote loving, and focus just on mining, industry etc, i for one will stop trolling her,

TA on wis: "when we have a feature that is its own functional ecosystem of gameplay then hooks into the greater ecosystem of EVE as a whole, and it provides good replayability."

Berke Negri
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#78 - 2012-03-17 11:45:16 UTC
our blue list is either too long or laughably non-existent

just cant win with these people
Frying Doom
#79 - 2012-03-17 11:47:22 UTC
Taiwanistan wrote:
if wissler stops barbie emote loving, and focus just on mining, industry etc, i for one will stop trolling her,

That would be a miracle, not sure if I believe in miracles.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!

Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#80 - 2012-03-17 15:30:31 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:

Actually I think it's more like Goonswarm don't want Wis because they are worried that no one will talk to them and they are in a lot of trouble if there is a /spit emote.

It's true, we would probably abuse this to the point of being banned.

Quote:
Being a Goon must be like being a leper, you can hang out with other lepers but no one else wants to be near you. Must be why I haven't heard of any surprise attacks by the goons on other null sec guys recently. They can hear the bells.

There are no surprise attacks because we are not at war with anyone.