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♥♥♥ A Loving Note from the Sky Captain for Your Heart ♥♥♥
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Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-03-16 22:08:51 UTC
Hello space friends!

My name is Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com, whom you may remember from the forums dot EVE Online as the Spacebook Superstar and Sky Captain of Your Heart. I am here to speak to you today about the Council of Stellar Management, and of the fine men and women empowered by You, the People, to sit on that gestalt panel.

I am a newcomer to the political arena, and those of you who read the forums may have noticed that my activity has suffered a sharp decline over the past week which coincided with the opening of the polls. This was not unintentional. Looking at the numbers and addressing them with all the honour and humility which has thus far supported my campaign, I cannot in good conscience go forward at this time. To do so would be to speak against my stated ideals; to do so would be to dilute the voting power of the public; to do so would be to be dishonest to both myself and to my constituency; to do so would be a waste of Your time, and of mine. It is for this reason, that I have no realistic chance of securing one of the winning seats, that I am announcing my unconditional surrender to and offering my endorsement of Alexander Gianturco, AKA The Mittani, AKA The King of Space, AKA the CEO and Executor of the GoonWaffe corporation of the Right Honourable GoonSwarm Federation (of Space Planets) alliance, the same being the First Among Equals in the Clusterfuck Coalition of Very Good Space Friends (in space).

This is a man whom has experience both in game and in his real life occupation as a corporate attorney in dealing with people, with politics, and with policies which affect more than just himself. He is by his nature as a legal advocate accustomed to the role of serving, exactly as I had promised to serve my own constituency if elected, the interests of not himself but of the charges under his ward; in short, my friends, he is a man who will fight for Your honour and for the honour of this great institution we call Democracy.

I invite you all to go to the polls, and to vote for The Mittani so that he may continue to serve as Chairman of the Council.

Do it for Democracy.
Do it for Friendship.

http://community.eveonline.com/council/voting/Vote.asp?c=438

♥

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#2 - 2012-03-17 01:02:23 UTC
Kings are definitely good for democracy, I will follow this advice!

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#3 - 2012-03-17 04:40:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Mr Epeen
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Kai Tel
State War Academy
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-03-17 04:47:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Kai Tel
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Hello space friends!

My name is Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com, whom you may remember from the forums dot EVE Online as the "Spacebook Superstar" and "Sky Captain of Your Heart." I am here to speak to you today about the Council of Stellar Management...

♥


Well... I admit a good hooker could swing my vote but your noodle disqualifies you. Better luck next time... babe.
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#5 - 2012-03-17 05:10:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Mr Epeen
Thanks for the mittani spam in game. On four of my characters that I checked.

Have to take a look and see if you said anything bad about Trebor doing it before I comment further. But I'm pretty sure that there were plenty of little bees in there whining and crying about how wrong it was.

A desperate move some might think.

CCP Diagoras wrote:


GM permission? If you're running in the election yourself, you are free to contact as many people as you wish, as long as you aren't contacting the same people several times.

If you're not running, if you're sharing it with your friends/your own corporation, that's one thing and that's allowed. Mass mailing to everyone you see is quite another. The GM's will use their discretion when dealing with reported cases of spamming as you mention.


I bolded the part where you crossed the line. Next time let mittens do the spam himself.




Vote Issler. She's a solid, no spam, no dirty tricks candidate.

Mr Epeen Cool
Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2012-03-17 05:24:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Grumpy Owly
Are you sure in Lyris' case the line that's crossed for sensible posting doesn't occur at the pressing of the "New Thread" button?

Maybe for accuracy reasons CCP should attach a forum UI condition that if a member of GSF it reads "Apply BS" instead?

Instead of "signature" it reads, "generic insult of choice"?

and

for "Quote" it reads "Debunk post/Missquote", "Reply" reads "add to threadnought"?

I mean it must be hard for them to have to suffer this incorrect terminology of useage that the EvE-O forums applies. Blink

Bounty Hunting - Soon (™): Retribution (Winter 2012)

It's just criminal - Smuggling
Taiwanistan
#7 - 2012-03-17 07:14:58 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
Thanks for the mittani spam in game. On four of my characters that I checked.

Have to take a look and see if you said anything bad about Trebor doing it before I comment further. But I'm pretty sure that there were plenty of little bees in there whining and crying about how wrong it was.

A desperate move some might think.

CCP Diagoras wrote:


GM permission? If you're running in the election yourself, you are free to contact as many people as you wish, as long as you aren't contacting the same people several times.

If you're not running, if you're sharing it with your friends/your own corporation, that's one thing and that's allowed. Mass mailing to everyone you see is quite another. The GM's will use their discretion when dealing with reported cases of spamming as you mention.


I bolded the part where you crossed the line. Next time let mittens do the spam himself.




Vote Issler. She's a solid, no spam, no dirty tricks candidate.

Mr Epeen Cool

except her approach to wis development is quick and dirty

TA on wis: "when we have a feature that is its own functional ecosystem of gameplay then hooks into the greater ecosystem of EVE as a whole, and it provides good replayability."
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#8 - 2012-03-17 07:36:43 UTC
Taiwanistan wrote:
except her approach to wis development is quick and dirty

Tell me more, this is a very engaging topic of CSM discussions.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#9 - 2012-03-17 08:54:31 UTC
Hehe... good one Lol

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
Proletariat Tingtango
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2012-03-17 10:59:13 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
a bloo bloo. hurf durf, *fart*, herp. duh, uhhhh duuuuh *drool*. derp. durrrrr durrr hurf durf hurf durf uhhhhh


I agree.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#11 - 2012-03-17 13:11:46 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
Thanks for the mittani spam in game. On four of my characters that I checked.

Have to take a look and see if you said anything bad about Trebor doing it before I comment further. But I'm pretty sure that there were plenty of little bees in there whining and crying about how wrong it was.

A desperate move some might think.

CCP Diagoras wrote:


GM permission? If you're running in the election yourself, you are free to contact as many people as you wish, as long as you aren't contacting the same people several times.

If you're not running, if you're sharing it with your friends/your own corporation, that's one thing and that's allowed. Mass mailing to everyone you see is quite another. The GM's will use their discretion when dealing with reported cases of spamming as you mention.


I bolded the part where you crossed the line. Next time let mittens do the spam himself.




Vote Issler. She's a solid, no spam, no dirty tricks candidate.

Mr Epeen Cool

Lyris Nairn is a CSM candidate, and under the rules enacted by CCP is free to email anyone once.

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Frying Doom
#12 - 2012-03-17 13:22:15 UTC
Weaselior wrote:

Lyris Nairn is a CSM candidate, and under the rules enacted by CCP is free to email anyone once.

Goes to show how much respect the Goonswarm actually has for the CSM, when they run a candidate just to do The Mittani's Spam.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Blatant Forum Alt
Doomheim
#13 - 2012-03-17 14:44:02 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:
Weaselior wrote:

Lyris Nairn is a CSM candidate, and under the rules enacted by CCP is free to email anyone once.

Goes to show how much respect the Goonswarm actually has for the CSM, when they run a candidate just to do The Mittani's Spam.


Please film yourself when you find out the results of the election, your tears of sorrow when your beloved space barbie loving dude who pretends to be a woman online (just saying) loses horrifically will be like sweet honey.
Frying Doom
#14 - 2012-03-17 14:52:45 UTC
Blatant Forum Alt wrote:
Frying Doom wrote:
Weaselior wrote:

Lyris Nairn is a CSM candidate, and under the rules enacted by CCP is free to email anyone once.

Goes to show how much respect the Goonswarm actually has for the CSM, when they run a candidate just to do The Mittani's Spam.


Please film yourself when you find out the results of the election, your tears of sorrow when your beloved space barbie loving dude who pretends to be a woman online (just saying) loses horrifically will be like sweet honey.

Umm please keep up Issler is Female.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
WarFireV
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2012-03-18 16:17:22 UTC
Mittani got probated though. I don't think I can support someone like that.
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#16 - 2012-03-18 21:39:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarryn Nightstorm
Already voted. Not for your owner.

**** off with this trite, insipid crap, OP:

It's not even mildly amusing anymore.

E: 1/10 on account of getting me to respond. Back to the farm for you!

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-03-18 22:04:41 UTC
I'd like to thank everyone for responding to this thread for keeping it on the first page during my absence.

Minneapolis sends its regards.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#18 - 2012-03-19 00:18:24 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
I'd like to thank everyone for responding to this thread for keeping it on the first page during my absence.

Minneapolis sends its regards.

We should keep it on the first page, because that's what love is.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-03-19 22:23:12 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
I'd like to thank everyone for responding to this thread for keeping it on the first page during my absence.

Minneapolis sends its regards.

We should keep it on the first page, because that's what love is.

Love, n. - the first page of a spaceship forum

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Muul Udonii
THORN Syndicate
Northern Coalition.
#20 - 2012-03-20 17:12:20 UTC
CCP Diagoras wrote:


GM permission? If you're running in the election yourself, you are free to contact as many people as you wish, as long as you aren't contacting the same people several times.

If you're not runningif you're sharing it with your friends/your own corporation, that's one thing and that's allowed. Mass mailing to everyone you see is quite another. The GM's will use their discretion when dealing with reported cases of spamming as you mention.


I bolded the REAL part where you crossed the line.

I got this spam on six alts that I have not even had subscribed for months. Quite where goons got this list from I have no idea, I assume it was from mittens having access to the list of characters that have not logged in for x months, as that was discussed at CSM.
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